Randy Rivers
@handyrandy.bsky.social
Storyteller and nature loving baby boomer lollygagging around Florida’s Suncoast!
Selfish ignorant people elect selfish ignorant leaders. George Carlin, the real American genius.
May 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Selfish ignorant people elect selfish ignorant leaders. George Carlin, the real American genius.
What a SAD state when the US president has mastered all seven deadly sins. And an electorate that idolizes the feat!
May 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
What a SAD state when the US president has mastered all seven deadly sins. And an electorate that idolizes the feat!
Well, it’s becoming more and more clear. The orange moron was wrong about…everything.
April 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Well, it’s becoming more and more clear. The orange moron was wrong about…everything.
Russia would back down quickly, if NATO would simply vote to accept Ukraine immediately. Call Putin’s bluff!
April 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Russia would back down quickly, if NATO would simply vote to accept Ukraine immediately. Call Putin’s bluff!
Aren’t we all human beings, citizens of Mother Earth?
April 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Aren’t we all human beings, citizens of Mother Earth?
Maybe if they hadn’t taken our Kodachrome away, we’d have seen through 47s flimflam!
March 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Maybe if they hadn’t taken our Kodachrome away, we’d have seen through 47s flimflam!
If a convicted felon cannot possess a firearm, why does the Orange man have a nuclear football?
March 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
If a convicted felon cannot possess a firearm, why does the Orange man have a nuclear football?
Volodymyr is a heroic leader, unlike the despicable draft dodger he met with today.
February 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Volodymyr is a heroic leader, unlike the despicable draft dodger he met with today.
Zelensky knows how to handle bullies. Call bullshit when you hear it!
February 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Zelensky knows how to handle bullies. Call bullshit when you hear it!
Waffle House has announced a 50 cent per egg tariff! Uh oh!
February 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Waffle House has announced a 50 cent per egg tariff! Uh oh!
Hey Orange Man, here’s an idea for you. Move the Gazans to Mara Lago. It’s a nice property!
February 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Hey Orange Man, here’s an idea for you. Move the Gazans to Mara Lago. It’s a nice property!
Chiefs return to the Super Bowl!
January 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Chiefs return to the Super Bowl!
I propose the space between the orange man’s ears be renamed the Gulf of Inanity!
January 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I propose the space between the orange man’s ears be renamed the Gulf of Inanity!
Breaking News: beginning January 20th, Air Force One will be designated “Con Air” for the next 4 years!
January 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Breaking News: beginning January 20th, Air Force One will be designated “Con Air” for the next 4 years!
America’s moral compass has flipped poles. Thanks FOX News (not). Please take your down under bullshit back down under!
December 19, 2024 at 10:59 PM
America’s moral compass has flipped poles. Thanks FOX News (not). Please take your down under bullshit back down under!
My mind is blown by the shear number of Americans who have decided that character doesn’t matter.
a man in a suit is making a funny face and says `` mind blown '' while standing in a bar .
ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face and says `` mind blown '' while standing in a bar .
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November 19, 2024 at 8:02 PM
My mind is blown by the shear number of Americans who have decided that character doesn’t matter.
In the book Good to Great, the idea of stop doing lists was introduced. Let’s apply it to government. For every statute passed, the lawmakers must eliminate two existing statutes.
November 19, 2024 at 7:52 PM
In the book Good to Great, the idea of stop doing lists was introduced. Let’s apply it to government. For every statute passed, the lawmakers must eliminate two existing statutes.
Before we begin mass deportation of illegal immigrants let’s start with mass deportation of lawyers.
November 19, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Before we begin mass deportation of illegal immigrants let’s start with mass deportation of lawyers.
Learned many valuable life skills on the farm and ranch as a kid. Applied some of that knowledge to build this new fence on one side of my property.
November 26, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Learned many valuable life skills on the farm and ranch as a kid. Applied some of that knowledge to build this new fence on one side of my property.
Have started jotting down fun memories from my years in the land of OZ and current adventures as a Florida man. You can enjoy them at sites.google.com/view/handy-r...
November 23, 2023 at 8:19 PM
Have started jotting down fun memories from my years in the land of OZ and current adventures as a Florida man. You can enjoy them at sites.google.com/view/handy-r...