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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 2h

This episode is now live on Patreon!

Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 1d

Tomorrow the next episode of Remnants drops on Patreon! More strange things are happening around Sir and the Apprentice, and they both make some startling discoveries...

www.patreon.com/posts/early-...

Remnants, episode thirty-two: Broken Rosary. On a dark blue background, repeated images of a rosary, rendered in warm red. One larger, flipped, in pale blue, emerging from a cloud of dust.

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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 1d

Folks on Patreon get episodes on Fridays before general release, which happens on Mondays. You can also listen to the first season ad free, plus get Bonus Remnants (deleted scenes from final episodes), and Creator's Notes (which are released every five episodes, going into my creative process).

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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 1d

Tomorrow the next episode of Remnants drops on Patreon! More strange things are happening around Sir and the Apprentice, and they both make some startling discoveries...

www.patreon.com/posts/early-...

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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 2d

one hour call!!

Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 3d

Last reminder about the NQD Q&A! If you have questions about my now-complete vampire show, get them in before midnight BST tonight!

hangingslothstudios.com/qna/

Q & A

The Hanging Sloth Q&A Inbox is now OPEN for questions about Not Quite Dead! You can ask as many questions as you like, but please send each question seperately by submitting them one at a time …

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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 3d

Last reminder about the NQD Q&A! If you have questions about my now-complete vampire show, get them in before midnight BST tonight!

hangingslothstudios.com/qna/

Q & A

The Hanging Sloth Q&A Inbox is now OPEN for questions about Not Quite Dead! You can ask as many questions as you like, but please send each question seperately by submitting them one at a time …

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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 3d

You can find out more about the Alliance here: twelvelms.wordpress.com/the-alliance/

And you can also take a quiz to find out what coven you belong to, here: uquiz.com/quiz/y7IZvz/...

Support the show & get early and ad free access here: www.patreon.com/c/hangingslo...

Find Your Coven

New to the world of Twelvelms and want to find out which of the seven covens you belong to? This is the quiz for you!

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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 3d

Twelvelms Tuesday #3

It's just one week until episode three drops for folks over on my Patreon and two until its general release on the 21st. This week's focus on the world of Twelvelms may or may not be relevant to that episode.

There were once too many covens of mages to count. After the fall of the Roman Empire, a struggle for power in the magical community led to the Alliance of Twelve, who would go on to outlast all the others. Now only a few remain; the Seven-Once-Twelve.

Each coven has its own Purlieu; a seperate mage-only community from which each coven controls its people and preserves its own traditions. One thing they share in common is that they each have a seat at the Table of the Seven-Once-Twelve, and so a vote in matters that effect all mages, regardless of their coven.

How each coven selects its sitting member of the Table is unique; some are monarchal, passed down through ancient bloodlines. Others vote on which mage should take the seat. Some are selected at random from a pool of potentials in a lottery of fate. Still others are decided the most ancient way of all; by duel. Only one thing is consistent; all must have studied at Twelvelms University of Hermetics to be elgible for a seat at the Table.

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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 3d

Early responses to the new episode of Remnants have been lovely, and we've already had a handful of people yelling at Sir. Nature is healing.

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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 4d

Like the sound of all of that? You can find out more about Remnants here: hangingslothstudios.com/remnants/

And you can support the show on Patreon for early & ad free access to new episodes, PLUS bonus content, creators notes, and a ton of extras, here: www.patreon.com/hangingsloth...

Remnants

Remnants Transcripts When we die, the remnants of us return to the First and Last Place… Remnants is a dark fantasy thriller audio drama following the Apprentice as he learns how to read remn…

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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 4d

Season Two will have 30 episodes, just like Season One, but it won't be airing in the same way. Here's how the season will be structured, and when supporters on Patreon (who are so important to making the show!) get access to new episode drops.

Remnants’ 2nd season will develop on the themes and story of it’s first, expanding its mysteries over 30 episodes.

- 25-40 minute episodes
- 30 episode season
- 3 blocks of 10 episodes
- with 2-3 week pauses

Patreon Supporters will get early access to new episodes on Fridays, and general release is on the following Monday.

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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 4d

Remnants is officially properly back for Season Two!

Episode 31: The Statue is now available wherever you listen to podcasts. Find it on your favourite podcatcher with this link:

pod.link/1745543424

Never heard of Remnants before? Here's what this dark fantasy mystery is all about:

the Apprentice wakes in the First & Last Place, tasked to judge the remnants of the dead.

each remnant takes a person’s worst and best moments and weaves from them a story which leads to their death. the Apprentice must decide which of them should be saved and allowed to someday live again and which discarded.

as he struggles with the weight and magnitude of this strange and terrible task, the Apprentice wonders: has he been trusted or has he been trapped?

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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 4d

Just an hour to go until the public release of this episode!

Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 8d

24 hours until Remnants S2 begins on Patreon!

Episode 31. Statues will release to the general public on Monday 6th, but Patreon folks get early and ad free access!

www.patreon.com/posts/early-...

Remnants, episode thirty-one: The Statue. On a dark blue background, indistinct human figures are in likes, upstide down, coloured in red. One larger, rightside up, in pale blue, emerging from a cloud of dust.

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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 7d

Remnants is back!

Episode 31 releases today, early and ad-free, for my supporters on Patreon, and will be live wherever you listen to podcasts on Monday 6th.

This show is labour of love, and I'm so excited for you all to hear this season and all of its weirdness!

Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 8d

24 hours until Remnants S2 begins on Patreon!

Episode 31. Statues will release to the general public on Monday 6th, but Patreon folks get early and ad free access!

www.patreon.com/posts/early-...

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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 8d

Patreon folks also get bonus remnants (snippets of the show cut from final episodes); Creators Notes on each block of five released episodes; plus ad free and early access to my other releasing show, The Twelvelms Conspiracy. Can't support me financially right now? Check this out:

Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 8d

24 hours until Remnants S2 begins on Patreon!

Episode 31. Statues will release to the general public on Monday 6th, but Patreon folks get early and ad free access!

www.patreon.com/posts/early-...

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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 8d

Yesterday, the Hanging Sloth newsletter for October went out! You can get the newsletter in your inbox by becoming a free member of my Patreon.

This month has the Remnants launch; more Twelvelms; and more!

Read it here:

www.patreon.com/posts/137382...

Hanging Sloth News - October 2025 | Hanging Sloth

Get more from Hanging Sloth on Patreon

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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 10d

most importantly he's just a baby and he's trying his best, and everyone should be nice to him 😡

Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 10d

Twelvelms Tuesday #2!

This week the focus is on our protagonist, Cyan Goodman.

Cyan narrates the story from some kind of safehouse, where his only company is a small baby who is soothed only by the sound of his voice. He tells the baby the story of his time at Twelvelms University of Hermetics.

SPONSOR A BLORBO
Cyan Goodman (he/him)
I spent six hours with this guy and I got nothing, does anyone one know ANYTHING about this kid? For real? Like what's his whole deal!? I invited him to sit with me at lunch and he just sat there and at the end he just got up and walked away, didn't even say goodbye or anything like what is going on with this guy? For real?
Cyan will charm those with a preference for...
Breathing: Conclusively, he SEEMS to breathe. If he's an anaerobic lifeform he's really good at hiding it so top marks for that I guess!
Occupying space: He also seems to have physical mass in that he has an extension in all three dimensions. He's for sure present and not an appirition so there's that!
Sense of mystery: Yeah you're really going to need this one if you're going to take him on because oh BOY. I tried to ask him about the weather and he just said 'I didn't really notice'. Seriously.
Key Personality Traits: SUS. who just SHOWS UP like that fr? nice enough ig, he's not openly an arsehole so yeah. personable (crossed out).
#1 international man of mystery

Sponsor Cyan or another blorbo TODAY by supporting Hanging Sloth on Patreon at patreon.com/hangingslothstudios

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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 10d

He's struggling to balance his gratitude for all the opportunities being offered to him now against the pressure of needing to keep huge parts of his identity secret.

Someone has already made some GORGEOUS fanart of Cyan: www.tumblr.com/btbluetanger...

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💬 3 🔁 22 ❤️ 49 · There are some themes and tropes that inspire me as an artist. And, they all happen to be in @hangingslothcentral audio dramas. This is my art dedicated to Cyan from The Twelv…

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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 10d

Before he came to Twelvelms, Cyan's life was dark and deeply constricted. Despite the scrutiny and the pressure of his new situation, Cyan has more freedom at Twelvelms than he's ever had before.

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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 10d

Not only does Cyan have no idea what any of his classes are about, he doesn't really understand the complex social strata he's been thrust into the middle of. One thing is pretty clear though; he's not supposed to be at Twelvelms and everyone knows it. Especially him.

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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 10d

Cyan wasn't just a newcomer at Twelvelms itself, but to the whole world of magic. British magedom is insular and inward looking, cut off from the unmage world and obsessed with its own internal hierarchies.

Here's a little playlist themed around Cyan's character: music.apple.com/gb/playlist/...

Cyan Goodman by Eira on Apple Music

Playlist · 10 Songs

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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 10d

Twelvelms Tuesday #2!

This week the focus is on our protagonist, Cyan Goodman.

Cyan narrates the story from some kind of safehouse, where his only company is a small baby who is soothed only by the sound of his voice. He tells the baby the story of his time at Twelvelms University of Hermetics.

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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 11d

It's just one week until the launch of Remnants' second season!

There's a ton of ways for you to support the show, from telling your friends to making fan art! Right now is a great time to join the Patreon to get early & ad free access, AND...

www.patreon.com/hangingsloth...

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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 12d

ahh thank you for this lovely review! I'm so glad you're connecting with Cyan so quickly, it's been so lovely to hear how much people have clicked with him so fast!

The Vesta Clinic @vestaclinicpod.bsky.social · 12d

🪄 I think the most exciting thing I listened to this week was the first two episodes of The Twelvelms Conspiracy! I’d been eagerly awaiting a new @hangingsloth.bsky.social show (because they’re all so good!) but I’m instantly obsessed with this world and the characters we’ve met so far. (1/2)

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Eira Major, Hanging Sloth @hangingsloth.bsky.social · 12d

Not Quite Dead is now a top 3% show on Listen Notes! How cool!

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Not Quite Dead

As an A&E nurse, Alfie deals with horror everyday, but almost being killed by a walking corpse and being saved by a vampire takes things a bit far, even fo…

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