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Hank Stern
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Twitter emigre who’s an irrational fan of Oregon football, Georgetown basketball, the SF Giants & Trail Blazers. Also a wanna-be novelist who’s a rational reader of history & politics.
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"Have you no sense of decency, Sir?" Joseph Welch to Joe McCarthy
YouTube video by Witnify
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RIP Jimmy Cliff. This timeless song and his stellar performance of it will be on a loop in my head for a good while.
Jimmy Cliff - Many Rivers To Cross
YouTube video by worldsgreatestmusic
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November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Still smiling after yesterday's win over SC. #GoDucks
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Time to board the "Love Boat." #RipCity
a sign that says no boat on it
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November 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
In today's episode of "Grumpy Old Portlander," we ask why a city not only allows piles of leaves in the street for days on end ... but actually encourages these traffic hazards until city leaf collectors arrive at some point.
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
There are few more comforting facts as an Oregon sports fan than never having heard anybody else on the PA during a Ducks home football or basketball game besides Don Essig. #GoDucks
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 AM
The best issue of a magazine I have read in a good while.
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
A very happy Felix Unger Day to all who celebrate.
November 13th - Official Odd Couple Day - Felix Gets Kicked Out
YouTube video by Joe Cracco… Everything Else 🤷‍♂️
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November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
O as in Oli.
O as in Oregon football.
O as in outstanding.

#GoDucks
Ducks vs Them | 2025 Oregon Football Game 9 | “The Way of the Warrior"
YouTube video by GoDucks
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November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Put everybody in bubble wrap, get on the plane and have a safe flight home to Eugene. #GoDucks
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November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Like I said ⬇️ 😅 #GoDucks
Enough with the panic about what Iowa could do to Oregon.

Here’s what Oregon will do to Iowa — get an early lead and coast to a 28-10 win. #GoDucks
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
One of the many things I miss about the PAC-12 is the opportunity every two years to lament that “it’s always tough in the Palouse.” #GoDucks
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November 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Enough with the panic about what Iowa could do to Oregon.

Here’s what Oregon will do to Iowa — get an early lead and coast to a 28-10 win. #GoDucks
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
No way the Blazers were gonna lose on Bill Walton’s birthday. #RipCity
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November 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
That certainly makes up for Monday night against the Lakers. #RipCity
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 AM
So much for the era of good feeling. #RipCity
November 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Discombobul-ayton. #RipCity
Loud boos when he's introduced.
November 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
When future historians seek out signs of civilization’s utter collapse, may I humbly suggest the moment that the inexplicably compulsory shots of Jerry Jones in his owner’s box somehow got even more ridiculous with the addition of Stephen A. Smith. #MNF
Stephen A. Smith next to Jerry Jones in the AT&T Stadium suite to watch Cardinals-Cowboys MNF. #NFL #MNF
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My first “byline” in quite some time in Willamette Week. 😀 #RipCity ⬇️
“Never would’ve imagined until today that for a team that drafted LaRue Martin, Sam Bowie and Greg Oden, and that endured the injuries to Bill Walton and Brandon Roy, there’d be a new leader in the clubhouse for ‘OMG news.’”
Readers Respond to the Arrest of Chauncey Billups
WW Staff
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November 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
From the department of morning-after overreactions: Tiago Splitter for Coach of the Year?

Who says no? #RipCity
November 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Good on Yang Hansen for passing the road test for his Oregon driver’s license.

I failed the first time … with the examiner telling me “what it boils down to, young man, is you’re a danger on the road.” #RipCity
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
DC > DA #RipCity
October 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM