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Hannah S

@hannielynn1.bsky.social

400 followers 130 following 480 posts

Fat. Queer. Witchy. Makes things with her hands. If you love Jesus, move the fuck on. Ick.

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Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · 1d

One of my favorite meals!

Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · 2d

I laid down to take a short nap...and my neighbor started squawking away on some kind of woodwind instrument, loudly and atonally.

😭😭😭

Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · 9d

My guess is a box!

Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · 10d

Gizmo just strolled into my room like nothing happened!

She has been missing for 2 whole days....and she has been at the new place! I don't know how she got here.

I am so happy she is OK!

She is a bit traumatized, and won't let me near her yet.

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Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · 10d

The new neighborhood comes pre-stocked with a ton of friendly cats!

I am exhausted, and I still have so much work to do at the old place till I am fully moved out.

One of my cats escaped while moving...and I am so sad. Hopefully she comes back before I give my keys back on Friday. 😭

#moving

Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · 15d

Just get a bidet. FFS

Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · 15d

O.H. in my building:

Boy: *screams in pain*
Girl: "Annoying, isn't it?"
Boy: *screams again*
Girl: "You better not do it again, or next time I will crush your skull in!"

Me: 😶

Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · 18d

Officially crossed over to below 200 lbs today. It has been a long while since seeing a 1 on the scale.

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Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · 19d

So sorry to hear this. I hope she gets the care she needs

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Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · 22d

I love her 🥰

Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · 22d

I am extremely jealous

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Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · 22d

When i lived in NYC I was constantly asked if I was German Jewish... much to my chagrin...I was not

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Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · 22d

For a woman whose name is Hannah Schnabel....I should know some actual Hebrew. You are doing great

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Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · 24d

Forfeit?! She had so many opportunities here!

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Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · 26d

One of my cats vomited the worlds largest hairballs on my bed....I am so grossed out RN.

🤮🤮🤮

Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · Oct 7

All those lights? Yeah...there is a man with a gun over there.

😬

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Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · Oct 5

Our system is so broken

Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · Oct 5

Just vacuumed the couch for the first time in several months....🤮

I have to remember I have four animals that shed like maniacs.

*adds to weekly chore list

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Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · Oct 5

The court is fully behind this and is supporting it. Why do you think Trump worked so hard to pack it with his goons?

Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · Oct 5

Just did my last load of laundry for the day....12 HOURS of laundry. 🫠😫😬

I still have 3 loads left to go tomorrow. Kill me.

#chores

Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · Oct 4

Welp. Just applied to consolidate my student loans. I still have 50k in debt...I graduated in 2005.

20 years later.

I will die with this debt. 🫠🫠

#studentloans

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Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · Oct 3

When I move to Long Beach, I need to find a grocery store that reliably has fresh herbs.

My cooking is suffering from lack of herbs. 😫

Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · Oct 3

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Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · Oct 3

Alas, no

Hannah S @hannielynn1.bsky.social · Oct 2

Set her up with her own site, and help her get that social media going. This is a great hook to drive engagement. Fuck AI, for sure