HappyCatFarts
@happycatfarts.bsky.social
Abstracter. Archaeologist. Believes In Unicorns. Cat Mom. Fuck Trump. Fun Hair Color Always. Francophile. Indoor Cat Living In A CaTsle. MSTie. Music! Pizza! Scotch! Stays Weird. Survivor. Vegetarian. Wears Fabulous Shoes. When In Doubt, Adds More Glitter.
Lenore: Oh Bunny. Such a gentle (unfun) technique to deal with an in-the-way tree cord! Here, lemme show you how it’s more fun done………………
Me, from downstairs: What’s going on?!
Bunny: Oh no! MaMa heard you!
…
Lenore: MAMA!!! BUNNY UNPLUGGED THE TREE!!!
#CatsOfBluesky
Me, from downstairs: What’s going on?!
Bunny: Oh no! MaMa heard you!
…
Lenore: MAMA!!! BUNNY UNPLUGGED THE TREE!!!
#CatsOfBluesky
December 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Lenore: Oh Bunny. Such a gentle (unfun) technique to deal with an in-the-way tree cord! Here, lemme show you how it’s more fun done………………
Me, from downstairs: What’s going on?!
Bunny: Oh no! MaMa heard you!
…
Lenore: MAMA!!! BUNNY UNPLUGGED THE TREE!!!
#CatsOfBluesky
Me, from downstairs: What’s going on?!
Bunny: Oh no! MaMa heard you!
…
Lenore: MAMA!!! BUNNY UNPLUGGED THE TREE!!!
#CatsOfBluesky
🐈⬛ Sebastian, softly: do you think she knows she looks like that when she sleeps?
🐈 Bunny, loudly: hush! she is the Giver of Snacks and she looks beautiful when she sleeps!
#CatsOfBluesky
🐈 Bunny, loudly: hush! she is the Giver of Snacks and she looks beautiful when she sleeps!
#CatsOfBluesky
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
🐈⬛ Sebastian, softly: do you think she knows she looks like that when she sleeps?
🐈 Bunny, loudly: hush! she is the Giver of Snacks and she looks beautiful when she sleeps!
#CatsOfBluesky
🐈 Bunny, loudly: hush! she is the Giver of Snacks and she looks beautiful when she sleeps!
#CatsOfBluesky
Finally testing out the crane in The Balrog and wow. I see some lavender chamomile tea in my cup very very soon. 💜
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Finally testing out the crane in The Balrog and wow. I see some lavender chamomile tea in my cup very very soon. 💜
These two Sillies celebrating Caturday the only way they know how - by being incredibly silly 🤪🤪 (and incredibly adorbs).
#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
These two Sillies celebrating Caturday the only way they know how - by being incredibly silly 🤪🤪 (and incredibly adorbs).
#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
Tonight’s SuperMoon does not disappoint.
💜🌝💜
💜🌝💜
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Tonight’s SuperMoon does not disappoint.
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EDGAR: The silly snow and ice stuffs are melting! Bye Bye slippin’ & slidin’!
ALSO EDGAR: Well. At least no one was around to see that.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
#CatsOfBluesky
ALSO EDGAR: Well. At least no one was around to see that.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
#CatsOfBluesky
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
EDGAR: The silly snow and ice stuffs are melting! Bye Bye slippin’ & slidin’!
ALSO EDGAR: Well. At least no one was around to see that.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
#CatsOfBluesky
ALSO EDGAR: Well. At least no one was around to see that.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
#CatsOfBluesky
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Expert-level air biscuits blended with a ridiculous amount of floofy ridiculous ridiculousness?
Fetch me my smelling salts *SWOON*
🖤🖤🐈⬛🖤🖤
#CarsOfBluesky
Fetch me my smelling salts *SWOON*
🖤🖤🐈⬛🖤🖤
#CarsOfBluesky
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Expert-level air biscuits blended with a ridiculous amount of floofy ridiculous ridiculousness?
Fetch me my smelling salts *SWOON*
🖤🖤🐈⬛🖤🖤
#CarsOfBluesky
Fetch me my smelling salts *SWOON*
🖤🖤🐈⬛🖤🖤
#CarsOfBluesky
Other Human In The CaTsle: No more inside cats.
Usher from The Inkie Kittens Four: He said what now?
🖤🐈⬛🖤
#CatsOfBluesky
Usher from The Inkie Kittens Four: He said what now?
🖤🐈⬛🖤
#CatsOfBluesky
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Other Human In The CaTsle: No more inside cats.
Usher from The Inkie Kittens Four: He said what now?
🖤🐈⬛🖤
#CatsOfBluesky
Usher from The Inkie Kittens Four: He said what now?
🖤🐈⬛🖤
#CatsOfBluesky
No pillows in sight? 🚫
Pillows in sight but totally unacceptable? 🚫🚫
Do what Bunny does and simply turn yourself into the perfect pillow! 😴
(He does this all the time 🤣)
🧡🐈🧡
#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
Pillows in sight but totally unacceptable? 🚫🚫
Do what Bunny does and simply turn yourself into the perfect pillow! 😴
(He does this all the time 🤣)
🧡🐈🧡
#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
No pillows in sight? 🚫
Pillows in sight but totally unacceptable? 🚫🚫
Do what Bunny does and simply turn yourself into the perfect pillow! 😴
(He does this all the time 🤣)
🧡🐈🧡
#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
Pillows in sight but totally unacceptable? 🚫🚫
Do what Bunny does and simply turn yourself into the perfect pillow! 😴
(He does this all the time 🤣)
🧡🐈🧡
#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
Venture out and fight the peopley Black Friday crowds…?
Snuggle up on the couch with these Ridiculous Four and watch my stories…?
🤔
💜🐈🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛💜
#CatsOfBluesky
Snuggle up on the couch with these Ridiculous Four and watch my stories…?
🤔
💜🐈🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛💜
#CatsOfBluesky
November 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Venture out and fight the peopley Black Friday crowds…?
Snuggle up on the couch with these Ridiculous Four and watch my stories…?
🤔
💜🐈🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛💜
#CatsOfBluesky
Snuggle up on the couch with these Ridiculous Four and watch my stories…?
🤔
💜🐈🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛💜
#CatsOfBluesky
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Happy Tofudebeest Day to all who celebrate!
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November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Happy Tofudebeest Day to all who celebrate!
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November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I always tell my kits to make good choices.
And they most-of-the-time listen to me.
Until the tree goes up…
Here is Duckie contemplating the more-fun-ness-ness of the not-good choice.
🫣
🤣
💜🐈
#CatsOfBluesky
And they most-of-the-time listen to me.
Until the tree goes up…
Here is Duckie contemplating the more-fun-ness-ness of the not-good choice.
🫣
🤣
💜🐈
#CatsOfBluesky
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I always tell my kits to make good choices.
And they most-of-the-time listen to me.
Until the tree goes up…
Here is Duckie contemplating the more-fun-ness-ness of the not-good choice.
🫣
🤣
💜🐈
#CatsOfBluesky
And they most-of-the-time listen to me.
Until the tree goes up…
Here is Duckie contemplating the more-fun-ness-ness of the not-good choice.
🫣
🤣
💜🐈
#CatsOfBluesky
The Inkie Kittens Four are getting so so bigs!
From bottom clockwise:
Raven (biggest purrs evers)
Edgar (finally realizing I’m not going to eat him)
Usher (quite possibly the mostest awesomest elevator butt everssssss)
Poe (loves catnip toys and stinky snacks and tummy scritches)
🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤
From bottom clockwise:
Raven (biggest purrs evers)
Edgar (finally realizing I’m not going to eat him)
Usher (quite possibly the mostest awesomest elevator butt everssssss)
Poe (loves catnip toys and stinky snacks and tummy scritches)
🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The Inkie Kittens Four are getting so so bigs!
From bottom clockwise:
Raven (biggest purrs evers)
Edgar (finally realizing I’m not going to eat him)
Usher (quite possibly the mostest awesomest elevator butt everssssss)
Poe (loves catnip toys and stinky snacks and tummy scritches)
🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤
From bottom clockwise:
Raven (biggest purrs evers)
Edgar (finally realizing I’m not going to eat him)
Usher (quite possibly the mostest awesomest elevator butt everssssss)
Poe (loves catnip toys and stinky snacks and tummy scritches)
🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤
Judgey Bunny asks judgingly:
You guys watch Joe Don Estevez movies?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
#MST3K
#MSTies
#MysteryScienceTheater3000
You guys watch Joe Don Estevez movies?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
#MST3K
#MSTies
#MysteryScienceTheater3000
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Judgey Bunny asks judgingly:
You guys watch Joe Don Estevez movies?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
#MST3K
#MSTies
#MysteryScienceTheater3000
You guys watch Joe Don Estevez movies?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
#MST3K
#MSTies
#MysteryScienceTheater3000
Bunny truly is the Cat Personist Cat Person Cat I’ve ever met. He doesn’t know a stranger and is literally here to pet, nay head bump, all the cats.
💜🐈💜
#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
💜🐈💜
#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Bunny truly is the Cat Personist Cat Person Cat I’ve ever met. He doesn’t know a stranger and is literally here to pet, nay head bump, all the cats.
💜🐈💜
#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
💜🐈💜
#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
When one of the Inkie Kittens Four (Mr. Poe) waltzes right on inside, finds the nearest toy & gives me insta-cavities with his sweet sweetness.
They have all gone from being terrified I’ll eat them to gracing me with rumble purrs, head bonks & epic elevator butts. 🖤
💜🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛💜
#CatsOfBluesky
They have all gone from being terrified I’ll eat them to gracing me with rumble purrs, head bonks & epic elevator butts. 🖤
💜🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛💜
#CatsOfBluesky
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
When one of the Inkie Kittens Four (Mr. Poe) waltzes right on inside, finds the nearest toy & gives me insta-cavities with his sweet sweetness.
They have all gone from being terrified I’ll eat them to gracing me with rumble purrs, head bonks & epic elevator butts. 🖤
💜🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛💜
#CatsOfBluesky
They have all gone from being terrified I’ll eat them to gracing me with rumble purrs, head bonks & epic elevator butts. 🖤
💜🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛💜
#CatsOfBluesky
When it only takes two weeks for Sebs to prove to the cat sitter that he actually exists… from a safe distance, of course 🤣😶🌫️🫣🤫🤣
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
When it only takes two weeks for Sebs to prove to the cat sitter that he actually exists… from a safe distance, of course 🤣😶🌫️🫣🤫🤣
When you are in France and find the bestest perfectest street name evers.
💃🐈⬛💜
💃🐈⬛💜
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
When you are in France and find the bestest perfectest street name evers.
💃🐈⬛💜
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Soaking up some magics in my favorite magical place in the world.
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November 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Soaking up some magics in my favorite magical place in the world.
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This one is expert-level ridiculous.
💜🐈
💜🐈
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
This one is expert-level ridiculous.
💜🐈
💜🐈
MaMa Xerxes taking her inkie kittens four on a Halloween stroll around the CaTsle.
🎃🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🎃
🎃🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🎃
November 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
MaMa Xerxes taking her inkie kittens four on a Halloween stroll around the CaTsle.
🎃🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🎃
🎃🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤🎃