Sarcastic Alien
@happyfellow.bsky.social
Husband. Father. Grandfather. Legal drug pusher. Happy licensed pharmacist. Ultra liberal.
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November 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Duh! Of course!
JMart anoints Gavin Newsom the 2028 Democratic presidential front runner:
There may not be a modern political figure who was simultaneously so well-positioned to be the nominee & so doubted by the smart set since Joe Biden in 2020.
There may not be a modern political figure who was simultaneously so well-positioned to be the nominee & so doubted by the smart set since Joe Biden in 2020.
Admit It. Gavin Newsom Is the 2028 Front-runner.
For years, Democrats and pundits have rolled their eyes at Gavin Newsom. But he’s positioned better than anyone else for the future of politics.
www.politico.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Duh! Of course!
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Uniformed soldiers in breadlines.
The GOP are traitors.
The GOP are traitors.
Seeing uniformed troops at food pantries under *any* President should shock us. Yet, it's happening under Trump. The administration even told service members to seek food aid at foreign food pantries!
On #VeteransDay, and every day, our vets and their families deserve respect, not hunger.
On #VeteransDay, and every day, our vets and their families deserve respect, not hunger.
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Uniformed soldiers in breadlines.
The GOP are traitors.
The GOP are traitors.
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Oregon’s National Guard General: They’ll defend America and protect protesters.
That’s leadership we need more of. 🇺🇸
That’s leadership we need more of. 🇺🇸
October 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Oregon’s National Guard General: They’ll defend America and protect protesters.
That’s leadership we need more of. 🇺🇸
That’s leadership we need more of. 🇺🇸
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When President AOC federalizes the National Guard in 2029 to protect abortion clinics, Ilan is going to magically discover an English treatise written in 1610 that proves Matthew Kacsmaryk can issue a nationwide injunction against her.
We don’t have to carry water for dictators. Just my thought.
October 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
When President AOC federalizes the National Guard in 2029 to protect abortion clinics, Ilan is going to magically discover an English treatise written in 1610 that proves Matthew Kacsmaryk can issue a nationwide injunction against her.
🤣
October 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
🤣
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The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.
September 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.
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So there are many far better photos of the International Space Station transiting in front of the Sun, but I was pleased to get my own humble version today. 🔭
September 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
So there are many far better photos of the International Space Station transiting in front of the Sun, but I was pleased to get my own humble version today. 🔭
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The full 28-minute Jimmy Kimmel monologue. Please share.
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
www.youtube.com
September 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The full 28-minute Jimmy Kimmel monologue. Please share.
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Tylenol is not the problem.
Whatever Donald Trump’s mother was on is what you need to stay away from.
Whatever Donald Trump’s mother was on is what you need to stay away from.
September 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Tylenol is not the problem.
Whatever Donald Trump’s mother was on is what you need to stay away from.
Whatever Donald Trump’s mother was on is what you need to stay away from.
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Until a sane person is in the Oval Office Canadians such as myself will avoid travel to America like the plague for the same reasons we wouldn’t visit North Korea.
September 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Until a sane person is in the Oval Office Canadians such as myself will avoid travel to America like the plague for the same reasons we wouldn’t visit North Korea.
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Congrats on the new role, but yeah, how’s that going to work in practice?
September 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Congrats on the new role, but yeah, how’s that going to work in practice?
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Colbert-Kimmel 2028: You can’t shut us up
September 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Colbert-Kimmel 2028: You can’t shut us up
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#MarkHortman #MelissaHortman #GilbertHortman 🐾
🕊️ May they rest in peace 🕊️
Let’s keep highlighting the despicable behaviour of the right.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
🕊️ May they rest in peace 🕊️
Let’s keep highlighting the despicable behaviour of the right.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
September 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
#MarkHortman #MelissaHortman #GilbertHortman 🐾
🕊️ May they rest in peace 🕊️
Let’s keep highlighting the despicable behaviour of the right.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
🕊️ May they rest in peace 🕊️
Let’s keep highlighting the despicable behaviour of the right.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
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From your mouth to God's ear!
August 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
From your mouth to God's ear!
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This. 100%.
Pritzker: This is not about fighting crime. This is about the President and his complicit lackey, Stephen Miller, searching for ways to lay the groundwork to circumvent our democracy, militarize our cities, and end elections.
August 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
This. 100%.
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Crazy that people are so ride or die for Newsom when there are actually good examples of Democratic leadership out there.
Illinois Gov. Pritzker vows to pursue Trump officials who participate in an illegal National Guard deployment to Chicago:
"If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me - not time or political circumstance - from making sure that you face justice under our constitutional rule of law."
"If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me - not time or political circumstance - from making sure that you face justice under our constitutional rule of law."
August 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Crazy that people are so ride or die for Newsom when there are actually good examples of Democratic leadership out there.
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I love this trolling of Mango Mussolini. 🤣
August 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I love this trolling of Mango Mussolini. 🤣
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This may be a joke, because trump would never be that honest about himself...but I wouldn't want to let a child under my care anywhere near the pedophile in chief and I won't want to meet them myself either.
August 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This may be a joke, because trump would never be that honest about himself...but I wouldn't want to let a child under my care anywhere near the pedophile in chief and I won't want to meet them myself either.