The Happy Nihilist's Dictionary
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(n.)- an- as of yet unpublished- book that defines words more satirically rather than literally.
December 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Foot: appendage you're constantly struggling to keep out of your mouth or up someone's ass.
October 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Foot: appendage you're constantly struggling to keep out of your mouth or up someone's ass.
Nightmare: Better woken up from than waking into.
October 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Nightmare: Better woken up from than waking into.
Apology: A prayer to someone that exists.
October 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Apology: A prayer to someone that exists.
Privilege: guarantees that more of the lessons you can learn from The School Of Hard Knocks are elective.
September 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Privilege: guarantees that more of the lessons you can learn from The School Of Hard Knocks are elective.
Politicize: What you should never do to a tragedy, unless I get the chance to do it first.
September 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Politicize: What you should never do to a tragedy, unless I get the chance to do it first.
Chin (n.)- what humans wag since we don't have tails
August 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Chin (n.)- what humans wag since we don't have tails
Artist: worker that society has made every possible effort to avoid paying.
June 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Artist: worker that society has made every possible effort to avoid paying.
Poverty (n.): a debilitating illness with an inconveniently obvious cure.
April 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Poverty (n.): a debilitating illness with an inconveniently obvious cure.
Together: How we're all in this, regardless of how you feel about it.
March 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Together: How we're all in this, regardless of how you feel about it.
Principles: unless they survive rigorous real-world testing, they are merely theories.
February 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Principles: unless they survive rigorous real-world testing, they are merely theories.
Authoritarianism: An Ideal form of government, if you agree with the authority. This will not help in the slightest if the authority decides to disagree with you.
January 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Authoritarianism: An Ideal form of government, if you agree with the authority. This will not help in the slightest if the authority decides to disagree with you.
Climate Change: A sinister plot by money hungry scientists foiled by the historically kindhearted and altruistic oil and gas industry.
January 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Climate Change: A sinister plot by money hungry scientists foiled by the historically kindhearted and altruistic oil and gas industry.
Malignant Narcissism (n.)- the bad breath of mental disorders; you have it, but it’s everyone around you that suffers from it.
November 29, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Malignant Narcissism (n.)- the bad breath of mental disorders; you have it, but it’s everyone around you that suffers from it.
Gold (n.): toxic metal that kills indirectly
November 26, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Gold (n.): toxic metal that kills indirectly
Queer (n.)- brave survivors of the Heteronormative Agenda
November 20, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Queer (n.)- brave survivors of the Heteronormative Agenda
Comprehension (n.): when a concept or idea survives the arduous journey through your thick skull.
November 19, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Comprehension (n.): when a concept or idea survives the arduous journey through your thick skull.
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America (n.)-a place whose citizens value their personal freedoms, especially the right to tell people they’re doing freedom wrong.
November 17, 2024 at 11:02 PM
America (n.)-a place whose citizens value their personal freedoms, especially the right to tell people they’re doing freedom wrong.
America (n.)-a place whose citizens value their personal freedoms, especially the right to tell people they’re doing freedom wrong.
November 17, 2024 at 11:02 PM
America (n.)-a place whose citizens value their personal freedoms, especially the right to tell people they’re doing freedom wrong.