Harlan ⬆️ Dad
@harlanfh.bsky.social
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📍Chicago Caring, kind, gentle dad vibes to good boys. All are welcome here. Face and DMs open on JFF and OF—for less than a cup of ☕️! Hit the link👇🏼for more!🤑🌹💎 https://linktr.ee/harlanfh
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Work: done. ✅
Tub: hot. 🔥
Page: turned. 📖
Dad: wet. 💦
Get:
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Open urinals at Oktoberfest and it’s an eye-buffet of unkut brats and I can’t do a damn thing because I’m with family. 😭 The pure torture!
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I’m on a boat.

📍Sankt Goarshausen 🇩🇪
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Packing for the mutterland. 🇩🇪

(because my vater is Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿)

((also, my mutter isn’t Bavarian, so this is still performative🎭))
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Allll that to say, everyone gets shot down. But keep shooting your shot! 💙

And watch me shoot mine at OnlyFans.com/daddyharlan 💦
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Got shot down by all three guys I tried to make connections with throughout this past weekend. Came home last night and shot my shot on my chest and went to bed.

#lifeinthefriendzone
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Got shot down by all three guys I tried to make connections with throughout this past weekend. Came home last night and shot my shot on my chest and went to bed.

#lifeinthefriendzone
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If you’re not getting swapping loads at the @violetchachki.bsky.social and @gottmik.bsky.social show, you’re only getting half the story.
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Some of both. Depends on where I am. I’m always alert in the old school way, but will still check the apps if I’m in an airport or something.
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Cause of death: drowned by dick
🥵🥵🥵
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Gray hair and a fat dick gonna get me every time.
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I hope you all have gay friendships like this. 🥰🥰🥰
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And sometimes they make you want to burn it all down 🤣
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Three weeks vacation and I will not be shaving my head or face.
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Weird cringe point. It’s sweeter than just ghosting. I love a “nighty night.”
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Iknowiknow. I’m just so corny. 🤣
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What?! I’m fucking hilarious.