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YOU BROUGHT SUCH A DARKNESS TO MY HOME.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ AM I MAKING YOU
⠀ ⠀⠀ FEEL SICK ——— ?
harpoons.bsky.social
he’s hardly paid them any mind. they’ve been gathering all day. he figures there’s something shiny in his shack somewhere that caught their eye.
crossedthevoid.bsky.social
all day long, crows have been gathering outside his window, cawing in parliament.
harpoons.bsky.social
/ bro i already left this plane in my force field (UNBREAKABLE)
harpoons.bsky.social
/ im also invisible rn completely undetectable NO MISS and im dodging super fast and im not scared ao im fine actually
harpoons.bsky.social
/ oh i’ll dodge then i actually can dodge at the speed of light and never miss btw
harpoons.bsky.social
/ it’s ok everyone forgets gore 💔 (even me)
harpoons.bsky.social
. . . i could uh, come down, i guess. i’d appreciate it.
nucleartempest.bsky.social
Why don't I send someone up this way, then, either to bring you down to ours or to check you over at home?
harpoons.bsky.social
oh.

maybe, then. i dunno. haven’t seen a doctor.
harpoons.bsky.social
effectively has not left his cabin in weeks — he looks like shit, and feels worse.
harpoons.bsky.social
oh.

maybe, then. i dunno. haven’t seen a doctor.
harpoons.bsky.social
he is quite literally going to retreat to his shack and cry to his dog after this.
harpoons.bsky.social
yer very funny, mister.
atomiccowboy.bsky.social
You look like someone hittin' the jet a tick too hard.

Pity, they're missin' your... delightful company.
harpoons.bsky.social
do i look like someone with an alive wife?

but i guess? i hardly go down there, why would i know? don’t even think i count as part of that settlement.
harpoons.bsky.social
do i look like someone with an alive wife?

but i guess? i hardly go down there, why would i know? don’t even think i count as part of that settlement.
atomiccowboy.bsky.social
How the fuck'm I supposed to know that? Jesus wept. They let any damn lunatic in here, or just you?
harpoons.bsky.social
. . . that’s my fuckin’ dog, dipshit. her name’s pockets. she’s a good dog. you’d be surprised, though. those folks are messy.

you just ( look like it, * ) fuck if i know.
harpoons.bsky.social
. . . that’s my fuckin’ dog, dipshit. her name’s pockets. she’s a good dog. you’d be surprised, though. those folks are messy.

you just ( look like it, * ) fuck if i know.
atomiccowboy.bsky.social
Well, whatever you and your wife're up to's got nothin' t'do with my business. Ain't gonna make money just sittin' on my ass like y'all've done.

What're you gettin' at?
harpoons.bsky.social
figures.

yeah, that’s what i said too, few months ago. now i’ve got this shack. the little lady liked it here, so i stayed.

you look like a bounty hunter.