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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 1: A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara
Day 1: A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara
Making inflated ticket resales illegal is great!
Iit’s not exactly what we’re looking for in the scheme of things, maybe being able to actually afford things like that in the first place would be good 🤷🏻♂️
Maybe, tax the rich 🤷🏻♂️
Iit’s not exactly what we’re looking for in the scheme of things, maybe being able to actually afford things like that in the first place would be good 🤷🏻♂️
Maybe, tax the rich 🤷🏻♂️
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Making inflated ticket resales illegal is great!
Iit’s not exactly what we’re looking for in the scheme of things, maybe being able to actually afford things like that in the first place would be good 🤷🏻♂️
Maybe, tax the rich 🤷🏻♂️
Iit’s not exactly what we’re looking for in the scheme of things, maybe being able to actually afford things like that in the first place would be good 🤷🏻♂️
Maybe, tax the rich 🤷🏻♂️
Posts about birthday months or star signs always do me dirty, they be like:
March/Pisces: You’re a delight everyone loves you
April/Aries: NO GOOD C**T! Look at yourself LOOOOOK! You make me SICK! YOU ARE THE WORST!
May/Taurus: You have a strong heart, you are pure sunshine on a cloudy day
🤣🤣
March/Pisces: You’re a delight everyone loves you
April/Aries: NO GOOD C**T! Look at yourself LOOOOOK! You make me SICK! YOU ARE THE WORST!
May/Taurus: You have a strong heart, you are pure sunshine on a cloudy day
🤣🤣
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Posts about birthday months or star signs always do me dirty, they be like:
March/Pisces: You’re a delight everyone loves you
April/Aries: NO GOOD C**T! Look at yourself LOOOOOK! You make me SICK! YOU ARE THE WORST!
May/Taurus: You have a strong heart, you are pure sunshine on a cloudy day
🤣🤣
March/Pisces: You’re a delight everyone loves you
April/Aries: NO GOOD C**T! Look at yourself LOOOOOK! You make me SICK! YOU ARE THE WORST!
May/Taurus: You have a strong heart, you are pure sunshine on a cloudy day
🤣🤣
Well, look at you being all obnoxiously loud on a work call & tapping away aggressively on your keyboard, whilst on the 7am commuter train 😒
Aren’t you just SOOOOO important 🙄
(Eye rolling so hard that my neck has dislocated)
Aren’t you just SOOOOO important 🙄
(Eye rolling so hard that my neck has dislocated)
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November 18, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Well, look at you being all obnoxiously loud on a work call & tapping away aggressively on your keyboard, whilst on the 7am commuter train 😒
Aren’t you just SOOOOO important 🙄
(Eye rolling so hard that my neck has dislocated)
Aren’t you just SOOOOO important 🙄
(Eye rolling so hard that my neck has dislocated)
Morning all! 👋🏻
Definitely a big coat day, freezing me nuts off 🥶
Wrap up warm & have a good day 😊
Definitely a big coat day, freezing me nuts off 🥶
Wrap up warm & have a good day 😊
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Morning all! 👋🏻
Definitely a big coat day, freezing me nuts off 🥶
Wrap up warm & have a good day 😊
Definitely a big coat day, freezing me nuts off 🥶
Wrap up warm & have a good day 😊
Feeling a bit “meh” this evening 😔
I know things could always be a lot worse, but things just feel super hard all the time at the moment
I don’t need a response or sympathy, just putting this out into the void.
I know things could always be a lot worse, but things just feel super hard all the time at the moment
I don’t need a response or sympathy, just putting this out into the void.
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Feeling a bit “meh” this evening 😔
I know things could always be a lot worse, but things just feel super hard all the time at the moment
I don’t need a response or sympathy, just putting this out into the void.
I know things could always be a lot worse, but things just feel super hard all the time at the moment
I don’t need a response or sympathy, just putting this out into the void.
Morning! 👋🏻
Just doing a Sunday supply run & then back home to chill for the day 😊
Just doing a Sunday supply run & then back home to chill for the day 😊
November 16, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Morning! 👋🏻
Just doing a Sunday supply run & then back home to chill for the day 😊
Just doing a Sunday supply run & then back home to chill for the day 😊
The girls met Santa today & I nearly burst in to tears, they are so bloody cute 🥰🥹🎅🏻
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The girls met Santa today & I nearly burst in to tears, they are so bloody cute 🥰🥹🎅🏻
Good morning from me & this little ginger biscuit 🥰🐈
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Good morning from me & this little ginger biscuit 🥰🐈
People who put their feet on the seats of public transport really piss me off
Oh also people who need to shout instead of talking
Oh and those that play their phones loud
Oh also people who need to shout instead of talking
Oh and those that play their phones loud
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November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
People who put their feet on the seats of public transport really piss me off
Oh also people who need to shout instead of talking
Oh and those that play their phones loud
Oh also people who need to shout instead of talking
Oh and those that play their phones loud
Held out as long as I could but it’s time 🎅🏻🎄🎧💃
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Held out as long as I could but it’s time 🎅🏻🎄🎧💃
Happy Friday! 🥳
Perfect weather for the pink rain mac to make an appearance 💗🌸🐷🎀
Hope everyone has a good day! 😊
Perfect weather for the pink rain mac to make an appearance 💗🌸🐷🎀
Hope everyone has a good day! 😊
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Happy Friday! 🥳
Perfect weather for the pink rain mac to make an appearance 💗🌸🐷🎀
Hope everyone has a good day! 😊
Perfect weather for the pink rain mac to make an appearance 💗🌸🐷🎀
Hope everyone has a good day! 😊
The natural smell of where I live is weed, it’s all I can ever smell on my journey home from the station 🍀
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November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The natural smell of where I live is weed, it’s all I can ever smell on my journey home from the station 🍀
Work?! AGAIN?! 😩😩
I wasn’t made for this full time life, where are my millions?! Where is my distant dead relative leaving me a fortune?! 🤷🏻♂️
I wasn’t made for this full time life, where are my millions?! Where is my distant dead relative leaving me a fortune?! 🤷🏻♂️
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November 13, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Work?! AGAIN?! 😩😩
I wasn’t made for this full time life, where are my millions?! Where is my distant dead relative leaving me a fortune?! 🤷🏻♂️
I wasn’t made for this full time life, where are my millions?! Where is my distant dead relative leaving me a fortune?! 🤷🏻♂️
Decided that it’s a no to Mighty Hoopla next year 😬
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Decided that it’s a no to Mighty Hoopla next year 😬
Waking up on a Monday & not having work is the best feeling!
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Waking up on a Monday & not having work is the best feeling!
This weekend I have barely moved from the sofa & I tell ya what, I ain’t mad about it
a woman is laying on a couch with a tv 14 logo above her head
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November 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
This weekend I have barely moved from the sofa & I tell ya what, I ain’t mad about it
Happy Saturday all!
Spent the morning packing away the roof terrace which means summer is officially over 😩
This epic fry up with sort me out though 😋
Spent the morning packing away the roof terrace which means summer is officially over 😩
This epic fry up with sort me out though 😋
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Happy Saturday all!
Spent the morning packing away the roof terrace which means summer is officially over 😩
This epic fry up with sort me out though 😋
Spent the morning packing away the roof terrace which means summer is officially over 😩
This epic fry up with sort me out though 😋
Oldest selfie on your phone:
Earliest I have is 2014
Earliest I have is 2014
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Oldest selfie on your phone:
Earliest I have is 2014
Earliest I have is 2014
Tis’ the season 🤷🏻♂️🎅🏻
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Tis’ the season 🤷🏻♂️🎅🏻
Well, this was the best start to a day off 😍🥹
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Well, this was the best start to a day off 😍🥹
Off work but woke up super early 🥱
I guess that’s the definition of of “swings & roundabouts”
I guess that’s the definition of of “swings & roundabouts”
November 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Off work but woke up super early 🥱
I guess that’s the definition of of “swings & roundabouts”
I guess that’s the definition of of “swings & roundabouts”
Good morning all!
From me, the empty office & my shiny forehead 🤣
From me, the empty office & my shiny forehead 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Good morning all!
From me, the empty office & my shiny forehead 🤣
From me, the empty office & my shiny forehead 🤣
Men that manspread on the train are the worst!
Like, why your legs spread so far apart babes? I can clearly see a Ken doll has a bigger dick than you
Like, why your legs spread so far apart babes? I can clearly see a Ken doll has a bigger dick than you
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Men that manspread on the train are the worst!
Like, why your legs spread so far apart babes? I can clearly see a Ken doll has a bigger dick than you
Like, why your legs spread so far apart babes? I can clearly see a Ken doll has a bigger dick than you
October Toooooons 💃🪩🎧
November 1, 2025 at 10:53 AM
October Toooooons 💃🪩🎧