Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 6h

Going in on Celebrity Traitors. My enjoyment of it will be all the greater for knowing that you lot are paying.

4

Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 7h

Yep. Trams. It means that two lanes can flow across the junction. Nobody gets held up.

1 1

Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 7h

In the centre of Melbourne they’ve solved the problem of wankers who want to turn right with the Hook Turn. I’ve never seen it anywhere else. Quite clever really. transport.vic.gov.au/road-and-act...

Hook turns

transport.vic.gov.au

1

Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 7h

Pulling up to traffic lights and only putting your right turn indicator on once you've got four cars behind you.

Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 16h

You won’t believe what degrading practice the Pope just condemned

Communication must be freed from clickbait and misguided thinking, head of Catholic church tells journalists The Pope has condemned clickbait as a “degrading” part of journalism, at a private audience with global newswires. Australian media representatives were among those to hear directly from Pope Leo XIV at the Vatican on Thursday with about 150 members of newswire alliance MINDS International. Continue reading...

www.theguardian.com

3 1 9

Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 8h

One act (starred in Peep Show, character’s name rhymes with Duper Fans) total lost it and just stood there giggling and was eventually clapped off.

1 8

Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 8h

She owned a pub that was a venue for the festival and word got round among the acts that there was a massive plate of brownies in the kitchen. More than one act froze onstage and couldn’t remember their jokes.

1 3

Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 8h

The missus is making some special brownies for a friend’s wedding reception tomorrow. Reminds me of the time her and her mate Kath almost ruined the Melbourne Comedy Festival in ‘96 with a stupidly strong batch.

1 1 9

Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 20h

Yep.

Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 20h

Absolutely.

Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 20h

“Middle class parasites sho have never kicked a ball”

Perfect.

a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32

ALT: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32

media.tenor.com

1 1

Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 1d

Yep. I chat shit with mates about football but I don’t expect to get paid for it. These wankers do the same and make a living out of it. Cunts.

1

Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 1d

Just seven games in. One (1) point in front and apparently the Premier League is “Arsenal’s title to lose”.
I fucking hate football journalism in all its forms.

4 6

Reposted by Harry Flowers

Birmingham 81 @birmingham81.bsky.social · 1d

Here's a new playlist for you. The Golden Age of Hip Hop boasts tracks by EPMD, De La Soul, ATCQ, The Pharcyde, Main Source, Sweet Tee, NWA, Black Sheep, BDP, Latifah, Gang Starr, Eric B & Rakim, Gang Starr, MC Lyte, Digable Planets etc
▶️🔊 open.spotify.com/playlist/247...

Golden Age of Hip Hop

open.spotify.com

20 13 89

Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 1d

Seville.
(Town in Victoria, Australia)

Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 1d

As ever.

1

Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 1d

It’s too late now for regrets. At her age, she’ll never find anyone else.

1 1

Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 1d

The story of how my wife and I got back together after a break of 17 years also features Nick Griffin and the BNP. I’m making breakfast right now but I’ll fill you in on how later on.