Harvey Mutton
@harveymutton.bsky.social
A no talent, useless failure with a Bluesky account.
The more I look at the last few uploads, the more it all looks like dog shit. I really have no idea what I'm doing.
Aren't I like, fucking 50 years old? By artist standards, I'm literally dead. Life wasted.
Don't tell me suicide isn't a good idea. Suicide is made for people like me.
Aren't I like, fucking 50 years old? By artist standards, I'm literally dead. Life wasted.
Don't tell me suicide isn't a good idea. Suicide is made for people like me.
January 28, 2026 at 3:45 AM
The more I look at the last few uploads, the more it all looks like dog shit. I really have no idea what I'm doing.
Aren't I like, fucking 50 years old? By artist standards, I'm literally dead. Life wasted.
Don't tell me suicide isn't a good idea. Suicide is made for people like me.
Aren't I like, fucking 50 years old? By artist standards, I'm literally dead. Life wasted.
Don't tell me suicide isn't a good idea. Suicide is made for people like me.
I'm going to end up running a scam to get money out of people but I'm not short sighted, small minded, and bad with money that instead of it being in the "Thousands of Dollars" range, I'll pull out at "Can Afford Lunch Special Huevos Rancheros Including Tip" amount of money, lmao.
January 28, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I'm going to end up running a scam to get money out of people but I'm not short sighted, small minded, and bad with money that instead of it being in the "Thousands of Dollars" range, I'll pull out at "Can Afford Lunch Special Huevos Rancheros Including Tip" amount of money, lmao.
Maybe this year I'll be able to afford a meal, lmao.
January 28, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Maybe this year I'll be able to afford a meal, lmao.
I don't have heat so I haven't drawn SHIT since the temp dramatically dropped. I'm just in bed, not freezing, lmao.
That's one of those economical advantages other, better artists have on me. They don't live in a house without electricity where the floors have been eaten through by raccoons, lmao.
That's one of those economical advantages other, better artists have on me. They don't live in a house without electricity where the floors have been eaten through by raccoons, lmao.
January 27, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I don't have heat so I haven't drawn SHIT since the temp dramatically dropped. I'm just in bed, not freezing, lmao.
That's one of those economical advantages other, better artists have on me. They don't live in a house without electricity where the floors have been eaten through by raccoons, lmao.
That's one of those economical advantages other, better artists have on me. They don't live in a house without electricity where the floors have been eaten through by raccoons, lmao.
I dropped any interest in Earthworm Jim 20 some odd years ago when I found out what a rancid pile of shit Doug TenNapel is. His head is empty and he is a man without a soul.
Why anyone carries a torch for this shit is beyond me. I'd rather you obsess about Boogerman. His work is dogshit.
Why anyone carries a torch for this shit is beyond me. I'd rather you obsess about Boogerman. His work is dogshit.
January 26, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I dropped any interest in Earthworm Jim 20 some odd years ago when I found out what a rancid pile of shit Doug TenNapel is. His head is empty and he is a man without a soul.
Why anyone carries a torch for this shit is beyond me. I'd rather you obsess about Boogerman. His work is dogshit.
Why anyone carries a torch for this shit is beyond me. I'd rather you obsess about Boogerman. His work is dogshit.
I either need to spend the hundred or so bucks I have left on some kind of suicide device or find someone who can teach me how to draw.
Being 41, I don't think either matters.
I was thinking my dead body might be less bothersome if I died in the woods, and my corpse was eaten by animals.
Being 41, I don't think either matters.
I was thinking my dead body might be less bothersome if I died in the woods, and my corpse was eaten by animals.
January 26, 2026 at 7:24 AM
I either need to spend the hundred or so bucks I have left on some kind of suicide device or find someone who can teach me how to draw.
Being 41, I don't think either matters.
I was thinking my dead body might be less bothersome if I died in the woods, and my corpse was eaten by animals.
Being 41, I don't think either matters.
I was thinking my dead body might be less bothersome if I died in the woods, and my corpse was eaten by animals.
People on anti-suicide rants also build and maintain a horrible world full of decrepit monsters than isn't worth living in.
Anti-suicide people only want to watch you suffer. Their fun ends when you die because they can't torture you any longer.
Anti-suicide people only want to watch you suffer. Their fun ends when you die because they can't torture you any longer.
January 25, 2026 at 12:30 PM
People on anti-suicide rants also build and maintain a horrible world full of decrepit monsters than isn't worth living in.
Anti-suicide people only want to watch you suffer. Their fun ends when you die because they can't torture you any longer.
Anti-suicide people only want to watch you suffer. Their fun ends when you die because they can't torture you any longer.
Life holds no value as there are people who support ICE that are allowed to continue breathing.
January 25, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Life holds no value as there are people who support ICE that are allowed to continue breathing.
40 is like, that age when they make movies about people like you dying alone for Oscar noms.
They title it on the nose shit like, "The Person Who was 41 And Never Was So They Deserved To Die A Fucking Failure."
And someone 25 plays that role and wins for it. Bravely, notably, in old age make up.
They title it on the nose shit like, "The Person Who was 41 And Never Was So They Deserved To Die A Fucking Failure."
And someone 25 plays that role and wins for it. Bravely, notably, in old age make up.
January 24, 2026 at 2:33 PM
40 is like, that age when they make movies about people like you dying alone for Oscar noms.
They title it on the nose shit like, "The Person Who was 41 And Never Was So They Deserved To Die A Fucking Failure."
And someone 25 plays that role and wins for it. Bravely, notably, in old age make up.
They title it on the nose shit like, "The Person Who was 41 And Never Was So They Deserved To Die A Fucking Failure."
And someone 25 plays that role and wins for it. Bravely, notably, in old age make up.
I'll never get good at drawing, and I don't want to live anymore knowing I'll die an embarrassing art failure who never made it and couldn't hack it.
Every kid who is 15 gets it, and they succeed. I'm fucking Literally dead.
I'm so old that the only dream left is to be laughed at in public.
Every kid who is 15 gets it, and they succeed. I'm fucking Literally dead.
I'm so old that the only dream left is to be laughed at in public.
January 24, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I'll never get good at drawing, and I don't want to live anymore knowing I'll die an embarrassing art failure who never made it and couldn't hack it.
Every kid who is 15 gets it, and they succeed. I'm fucking Literally dead.
I'm so old that the only dream left is to be laughed at in public.
Every kid who is 15 gets it, and they succeed. I'm fucking Literally dead.
I'm so old that the only dream left is to be laughed at in public.
If you need a reference, just take the fucking photo yourself.
Every single "Bartender" reference I find is of someone in a suit vest flipping bottles and shaking drinks like they're from the film Cocktail.
Friend, real bartenders are morons in Atlanta Hawks hats wearing Deep Space 9 shirts.
Every single "Bartender" reference I find is of someone in a suit vest flipping bottles and shaking drinks like they're from the film Cocktail.
Friend, real bartenders are morons in Atlanta Hawks hats wearing Deep Space 9 shirts.
January 23, 2026 at 9:25 PM
If you need a reference, just take the fucking photo yourself.
Every single "Bartender" reference I find is of someone in a suit vest flipping bottles and shaking drinks like they're from the film Cocktail.
Friend, real bartenders are morons in Atlanta Hawks hats wearing Deep Space 9 shirts.
Every single "Bartender" reference I find is of someone in a suit vest flipping bottles and shaking drinks like they're from the film Cocktail.
Friend, real bartenders are morons in Atlanta Hawks hats wearing Deep Space 9 shirts.
Gloria, Atomic Wrangler's Star Crier, Trudy.
January 23, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Gloria, Atomic Wrangler's Star Crier, Trudy.
Going to make the sketches BEFORE I stream this weekend so it's just. More fun that way.
Unless the snow/ice kills my power or it's too cold to leave the bed. In which case, uh, no.
Unless the snow/ice kills my power or it's too cold to leave the bed. In which case, uh, no.
January 22, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Going to make the sketches BEFORE I stream this weekend so it's just. More fun that way.
Unless the snow/ice kills my power or it's too cold to leave the bed. In which case, uh, no.
Unless the snow/ice kills my power or it's too cold to leave the bed. In which case, uh, no.
Three things, one post:
Snow storm coming up this weekend and I got no fucking heat, lmao.
LGBTQA people love New Vegas because we're cursed with good taste. That's the answer to the mystery and our cross to bear.
Gay content is not a "modern agenda". People who say that are literally brain dead.
Snow storm coming up this weekend and I got no fucking heat, lmao.
LGBTQA people love New Vegas because we're cursed with good taste. That's the answer to the mystery and our cross to bear.
Gay content is not a "modern agenda". People who say that are literally brain dead.
January 22, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Three things, one post:
Snow storm coming up this weekend and I got no fucking heat, lmao.
LGBTQA people love New Vegas because we're cursed with good taste. That's the answer to the mystery and our cross to bear.
Gay content is not a "modern agenda". People who say that are literally brain dead.
Snow storm coming up this weekend and I got no fucking heat, lmao.
LGBTQA people love New Vegas because we're cursed with good taste. That's the answer to the mystery and our cross to bear.
Gay content is not a "modern agenda". People who say that are literally brain dead.
Streamed drawing New Vegas stuff. Betsy, Watkins, and Pretty Sarah. With their clothes on this time, surprisingly.
January 22, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Streamed drawing New Vegas stuff. Betsy, Watkins, and Pretty Sarah. With their clothes on this time, surprisingly.
Don't tell me about vastly better artists who are a quarter of my fucking age.
I already know in my actual life that my drawings mean dog shit and that my suicide will go unreported. I don't need examples of people living better and celebrated lives, lmao.
I live in rat infested fucking garbage.
I already know in my actual life that my drawings mean dog shit and that my suicide will go unreported. I don't need examples of people living better and celebrated lives, lmao.
I live in rat infested fucking garbage.
January 21, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Don't tell me about vastly better artists who are a quarter of my fucking age.
I already know in my actual life that my drawings mean dog shit and that my suicide will go unreported. I don't need examples of people living better and celebrated lives, lmao.
I live in rat infested fucking garbage.
I already know in my actual life that my drawings mean dog shit and that my suicide will go unreported. I don't need examples of people living better and celebrated lives, lmao.
I live in rat infested fucking garbage.
If people keep bitching about Warhammer, I'm going to switch lanes and draw femme versions of everything.
Don't make me draw strong fat, ogre built, buff women with big fat heretic suffocating asses FUPAs with elephant ear bellies.
I'll make a whole series of it and call it Warhammer 40DD.
Don't make me draw strong fat, ogre built, buff women with big fat heretic suffocating asses FUPAs with elephant ear bellies.
I'll make a whole series of it and call it Warhammer 40DD.
January 21, 2026 at 8:29 PM
If people keep bitching about Warhammer, I'm going to switch lanes and draw femme versions of everything.
Don't make me draw strong fat, ogre built, buff women with big fat heretic suffocating asses FUPAs with elephant ear bellies.
I'll make a whole series of it and call it Warhammer 40DD.
Don't make me draw strong fat, ogre built, buff women with big fat heretic suffocating asses FUPAs with elephant ear bellies.
I'll make a whole series of it and call it Warhammer 40DD.
I need to see if I still have money for a gun this weekend. Looking at my dog shit art and how little time I have left, and how I am not going to ever achieve a single dream, brings home how little the world needs one less miserable dogshit artist.
I spent my suicide money on a car. Fucking idiot.
I spent my suicide money on a car. Fucking idiot.
January 21, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I need to see if I still have money for a gun this weekend. Looking at my dog shit art and how little time I have left, and how I am not going to ever achieve a single dream, brings home how little the world needs one less miserable dogshit artist.
I spent my suicide money on a car. Fucking idiot.
I spent my suicide money on a car. Fucking idiot.
I wish I had a gun so I could kill myself with it.
I'm old. Life is over. There is nothing for me here. I would 10000% immediately pull the trigger this morning.
Most of my posts on this account are me desperately wishing I had a gun and an occasional drawing. I need that gun.
I'm old. Life is over. There is nothing for me here. I would 10000% immediately pull the trigger this morning.
Most of my posts on this account are me desperately wishing I had a gun and an occasional drawing. I need that gun.
January 21, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I wish I had a gun so I could kill myself with it.
I'm old. Life is over. There is nothing for me here. I would 10000% immediately pull the trigger this morning.
Most of my posts on this account are me desperately wishing I had a gun and an occasional drawing. I need that gun.
I'm old. Life is over. There is nothing for me here. I would 10000% immediately pull the trigger this morning.
Most of my posts on this account are me desperately wishing I had a gun and an occasional drawing. I need that gun.
Everyone's cars are broken so I have to drive everyone in the house all around town. Thinking of jumping off a bridge.
Have a drawing.
Have a drawing.
January 21, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Everyone's cars are broken so I have to drive everyone in the house all around town. Thinking of jumping off a bridge.
Have a drawing.
Have a drawing.
I may open a quick commission for Yakuza 3 before they yank it off the fucking Steam market.
January 20, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I may open a quick commission for Yakuza 3 before they yank it off the fucking Steam market.
I need to get really, really good at art really, really quickly.
I don't do anything all day but draw, and I can't afford to eat.
I just need to spend the time more efficiently. Not many days (not years) left, lol. Life is over and it was wasted.
I don't do anything all day but draw, and I can't afford to eat.
I just need to spend the time more efficiently. Not many days (not years) left, lol. Life is over and it was wasted.
January 20, 2026 at 11:50 AM
I need to get really, really good at art really, really quickly.
I don't do anything all day but draw, and I can't afford to eat.
I just need to spend the time more efficiently. Not many days (not years) left, lol. Life is over and it was wasted.
I don't do anything all day but draw, and I can't afford to eat.
I just need to spend the time more efficiently. Not many days (not years) left, lol. Life is over and it was wasted.
Working on things for the weekend. Or whenever they're done.
Priyanka - Steven Universe. Of course. Because.
Priyanka - Steven Universe. Of course. Because.
January 20, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Working on things for the weekend. Or whenever they're done.
Priyanka - Steven Universe. Of course. Because.
Priyanka - Steven Universe. Of course. Because.
Abandoning. But it's alright practice.
January 19, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Abandoning. But it's alright practice.
There's a bizarre mentality where people who watch you streaming games do not, under any circumstances, want you to enjoy your time streaming that game.
January 18, 2026 at 4:27 AM
There's a bizarre mentality where people who watch you streaming games do not, under any circumstances, want you to enjoy your time streaming that game.