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Hassinator

@hassinator.bsky.social

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freewheeling renaissance man, music video maven, greedy boi, a good looking rebel who lives life by his own rules.

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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · Jan 26

for anyone interested in idris and/or other exciting tales in the glamorous world of music video my work insta The Confessions of a SELECTA is jam packed with anecdote and behind the scenes secrets:

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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 3m

a meal fit for a king 👑

Gaz Ubermick @ubermick.bsky.social · 9m

I might not have the chops of the mighty @hassinator.bsky.social but I can cook a damn fine steak. Enjoyed with hand cut goose fat chips and a chimichurri.

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 3m

well played, sir 🙌

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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 14h

Every A.I. CEO is like “We invented a robot that can fuck your wife so you have more free time to mow the lawn!”

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 47m

lunch with a crunch

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 1h

blazing down in E9 🌞

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 2h

sun bathing in october 🌞

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 3h

we're having really great late season toms. not exactly an indian summer but there has been sun. they're so sweet at the moment. gonna do a tomato tonnato later, i think.

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 3h

I think starmer looking to reverse Brexit would give Reform an avalanche level shift in polling. England definitely shot themselves in the bollocks here but I don’t think they’ve really appreciated how bad things are. yet to hit rock bottom and that’s deeply depressing for all concerned.

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 4h

good lads.

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 4h

never! much happier, ger.

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 4h

ooooh i love that. fast track kedgeree ftw.

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 4h

next time i'm gonna fresh pickle the shallots. think that will add a seductive gear change.

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 4h

great shout! smoked salmon so expensive and so measly in the supermarket portions we've made the jump to smoked mackerel. i like my toasted bagels absolutely STUFFED with the good stuff.

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 5h

toasted sourdough with smoked mackerel cream cheese shallots capers tomatoes and cracked black pepper. would happily smash into another one 😋

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 6h

can confirm they ate them all! growing lads.

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 6h

ooh I love it

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 15h

I do a different take every Friday. that recipe coats about 2lbs of wings. have two boys 11 and 15 that love some crispy treats to start the weekend 😁

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 16h

1/4 cup soy 1/4 honey tbl spoon grated fresh ginger 2 cloves garlic fine minced. bubble for 10 mins to thicken and toss wings 5 mins before service then back in the oven to crisp. I added juice and zest of a lime, same of mandarin for a bit of depth.

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 16h

will send tomorrow chum. I’m in bed rewatching better call Saul 🙌

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 18h

feeling the warmth from him through his fur and into my feet. I love this boy.

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 19h

yes bruv 🙌

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 20h

sticky wings in a soy honey citrus sauce..heavy on the fighter and garlic. served with crispy fries and a dalston rhubarb soda to kick off a Friday night of jujutsu kaisen with Teddy 😋

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 21h

sure but i'd trust a burger supplier that gets it's meat from the ginger pig like honest burger. they're very nice indeed.

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 21h

grey skies here but glowing after our weekly schvitz. they've had a bit of a refit at hackney wick.

Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 21h

less sophisticated but similar situation with jazzy london burger bars wanting to serve medium rare.