Hassinator
@hassinator.bsky.social
freewheeling renaissance man, music video maven, greedy boi, a good looking rebel who lives life by his own rules.
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Hassinator
@hassinator.bsky.social
· Jan 26
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<brexit voice> “actually I’m an ex-pat”
February 11, 2026 at 10:38 PM
<brexit voice> “actually I’m an ex-pat”
e-type into a hearse was a masterstroke
February 11, 2026 at 10:37 PM
e-type into a hearse was a masterstroke
I’d rather shag girls aloud but point taken.
February 11, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I’d rather shag girls aloud but point taken.
he's done. new balls, please.
February 11, 2026 at 9:15 PM
he's done. new balls, please.
i love your cooking, mate xx
February 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM
i love your cooking, mate xx
ha ha ha nicking this x
February 11, 2026 at 7:41 PM
ha ha ha nicking this x
shall have to give this a spin. i did a french take at xmas - pommes des vendangeurs - which was layers of potato interspersed with raclette cheese and then wrapped in bacon before backing. would recommend but definitely not diet food 😊
February 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
shall have to give this a spin. i did a french take at xmas - pommes des vendangeurs - which was layers of potato interspersed with raclette cheese and then wrapped in bacon before backing. would recommend but definitely not diet food 😊
it's really worrying as the only real alternative to this labour govt is those horrible shits, reform. this felt like journalists making themselves the story. where is the accountability? why aren't any of them forced to resign as that's what they've been calling for all week?
February 11, 2026 at 6:50 PM
it's really worrying as the only real alternative to this labour govt is those horrible shits, reform. this felt like journalists making themselves the story. where is the accountability? why aren't any of them forced to resign as that's what they've been calling for all week?
i'm a liverpool supporter. i'm really sorry for my united supporting friends. this is so uncool.
February 11, 2026 at 6:43 PM
i'm a liverpool supporter. i'm really sorry for my united supporting friends. this is so uncool.
ooh talk me through it. is it layered with parmesan and some cream? or less rich than that?
February 11, 2026 at 6:42 PM
ooh talk me through it. is it layered with parmesan and some cream? or less rich than that?
my dad wanted to call me brefney until my mum pointed out that i'd be 'bad brefney' at school so he just named me after himself. unsurprising as he's a psychopathic narcissist <i named my eldest john patrick as well as it's a run of four eldest sons now>
February 11, 2026 at 6:32 PM
my dad wanted to call me brefney until my mum pointed out that i'd be 'bad brefney' at school so he just named me after himself. unsurprising as he's a psychopathic narcissist <i named my eldest john patrick as well as it's a run of four eldest sons now>
lets hope we fucking win tonight though 😊
February 11, 2026 at 6:31 PM
lets hope we fucking win tonight though 😊
my take is that he won the league and wants his own leaders. this is is entirely fair too. he's managing the twilight of the gods as salah fades & he's been bold enough to embrace club's strategic transfer approach. we will all reap the long term dividends & the darkest hour is the one before dawn.
February 11, 2026 at 6:31 PM
my take is that he won the league and wants his own leaders. this is is entirely fair too. he's managing the twilight of the gods as salah fades & he's been bold enough to embrace club's strategic transfer approach. we will all reap the long term dividends & the darkest hour is the one before dawn.
this cunt talks about 'draining resources' and he's a fucking tax exile.
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
this cunt talks about 'draining resources' and he's a fucking tax exile.
that's a shame. they just do very fast internet which is all i need. their routers really good. strong signal through the house with two boys who are constantly on the internet.
February 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
that's a shame. they just do very fast internet which is all i need. their routers really good. strong signal through the house with two boys who are constantly on the internet.
it's amusing that you envisage total system failure if we sell some squad players or others past their sell by date. everyone who joined us is an outstanding talent but you can see how hard it was to blend that many into the team in one go. we will have a battle hardened core next season. match fit.
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
it's amusing that you envisage total system failure if we sell some squad players or others past their sell by date. everyone who joined us is an outstanding talent but you can see how hard it was to blend that many into the team in one go. we will have a battle hardened core next season. match fit.
complete rotters. disingenuous. sly. they interrupt your leaving requests with seemingly random requests for information about your home and address. 'how many people live at your home? are any disabled?' literally NONE OF THEIR FUCKING BUSINESS. i've just renewed hyperoptic after two easy years.
February 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
complete rotters. disingenuous. sly. they interrupt your leaving requests with seemingly random requests for information about your home and address. 'how many people live at your home? are any disabled?' literally NONE OF THEIR FUCKING BUSINESS. i've just renewed hyperoptic after two easy years.
hyperoptic have been very good for us. very quick. always working. no blackouts. recommend you avoid virgin like the plague. they're thieves. leaving costs hundreds of pounds with hidden charges and constantly routing you to far distant call centres who just hang up when you put them on the spot.
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
hyperoptic have been very good for us. very quick. always working. no blackouts. recommend you avoid virgin like the plague. they're thieves. leaving costs hundreds of pounds with hidden charges and constantly routing you to far distant call centres who just hang up when you put them on the spot.
yeah, quansah was so good at pushing konate out of the team that he got subbed in the first half of the first game of the season in which slot won our second league title in 30 years. i don't think slot fancies konate much either. wants someone more capable on the ball. we will get an adult CB too.
February 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
yeah, quansah was so good at pushing konate out of the team that he got subbed in the first half of the first game of the season in which slot won our second league title in 30 years. i don't think slot fancies konate much either. wants someone more capable on the ball. we will get an adult CB too.
i would love a CM with real physical presence. apparently we bid for caleb yerinki in january. very physical CM/CDM/RB out of denmark. suspect kees smit is the passy boi we need. defo another CB and two wide attackers. i like diomande. also fancy endrick who seems to be in the shop window at lyon.
February 11, 2026 at 4:47 PM
i would love a CM with real physical presence. apparently we bid for caleb yerinki in january. very physical CM/CDM/RB out of denmark. suspect kees smit is the passy boi we need. defo another CB and two wide attackers. i like diomande. also fancy endrick who seems to be in the shop window at lyon.
a lot can happen between now and august but, for me, one thing is sure: salah is washed. at least at premier league level. when's the last time he beat a man? that two year deal was smart business from hughes. we will hopefully cash in on him and gakpo this summer. wide attackers with pace needed.
February 11, 2026 at 4:32 PM
a lot can happen between now and august but, for me, one thing is sure: salah is washed. at least at premier league level. when's the last time he beat a man? that two year deal was smart business from hughes. we will hopefully cash in on him and gakpo this summer. wide attackers with pace needed.
quansah is decent but wasn't good enough to be starting in a champions league team. he should be much better summer 27 when we can buy him back on a pre-agreed deal. make mistakes on someone else's dollar. elliot will never be tall or quick. we got €15m for morton. that's not an LFC starter.
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
quansah is decent but wasn't good enough to be starting in a champions league team. he should be much better summer 27 when we can buy him back on a pre-agreed deal. make mistakes on someone else's dollar. elliot will never be tall or quick. we got €15m for morton. that's not an LFC starter.