I AM SONIC.EXE
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YES THE FUCK I DO
SIT YOUR ASS DOWN OR ELSE I’LL BUY YOU, YOUR RIGHTS, AND YOUR LICENSE.
SIT YOUR ASS DOWN OR ELSE I’LL BUY YOU, YOUR RIGHTS, AND YOUR LICENSE.
NO THE FUCK YOU DON'T
Do I own this Dr. Light?
* here's the kris writing tip of the day:
* if you get pissed enough during the writing, the sharp ends of pens are capable of breaking skin or forcing through eyes if you press hard enough
* if you get pissed enough during the writing, the sharp ends of pens are capable of breaking skin or forcing through eyes if you press hard enough
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I'M KILLING YOU. I'M KILLING YOU. I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE, I-
MY PROGRAMMING IS JUST "GET THAT FUCKING GUY RIGHT NOW". IT DOESN'T-
THERE'S NO, LIKE, "OH, HE'S RUNNING? OH, BACK OFF A LITTLE!", IT'S JUST
THUMP
THUMP
THUMP
UNTIL I GET YOU.
I'M KILLING YOU. I'M KILLING YOU. I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE, I-
MY PROGRAMMING IS JUST "GET THAT FUCKING GUY RIGHT NOW". IT DOESN'T-
THERE'S NO, LIKE, "OH, HE'S RUNNING? OH, BACK OFF A LITTLE!", IT'S JUST
THUMP
THUMP
THUMP
UNTIL I GET YOU.
Yes.
Alongside the 7 chaos emeralds.
Alongside the 7 chaos emeralds.
IT IS. A VERY COOL SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FANGAME THAT'S SADLY NOT AS GOOD AS MARIO
HOW WOULD I KNOW, YOU MIGHT ASK? NINTENDO HASN'T SUED ME YET!
[Cue the laugh track.]
HOW WOULD I KNOW, YOU MIGHT ASK? NINTENDO HASN'T SUED ME YET!
[Cue the laugh track.]
So what sort of game are we talking about here. Give me the sales pitch, put on your best customer service voice.
Vulnerable to arbitrary code execution? Y/N?
IT IS. A VERY COOL SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FANGAME THAT'S SADLY NOT AS GOOD AS MARIO
HOW WOULD I KNOW, YOU MIGHT ASK? NINTENDO HASN'T SUED ME YET!
[Cue the laugh track.]
HOW WOULD I KNOW, YOU MIGHT ASK? NINTENDO HASN'T SUED ME YET!
[Cue the laugh track.]