Cody Clark (he/him) and Dale Chapman (they/them)
Commentator: Some of the world’s best biathletes here.
Dale: Hell yeah, all these bi athletes on the world’s stage.
Megan: Look at that representation!
Cody: Love the bi athletes. But what really sickens me are the triathletes. What do they think they’re trying to pull?
Commentator: Some of the world’s best biathletes here.
Dale: Hell yeah, all these bi athletes on the world’s stage.
Megan: Look at that representation!
Cody: Love the bi athletes. But what really sickens me are the triathletes. What do they think they’re trying to pull?
Cody: They’re all going at once? I thought it was gonna be 4 at a time or something.
Dale: Nah they’re all in the mix, the chaos is part of the fun.
Cody: And how many come out of the forest?
(1/2)
Cody: They’re all going at once? I thought it was gonna be 4 at a time or something.
Dale: Nah they’re all in the mix, the chaos is part of the fun.
Cody: And how many come out of the forest?
(1/2)
Megan: Oh, it’s men AND women!
Cody: Yeah, and they’re all bi.
Dale: …. What???
Cody: Well it’s not the straight- or gay-athlon.
Megan: Oh, it’s men AND women!
Cody: Yeah, and they’re all bi.
Dale: …. What???
Cody: Well it’s not the straight- or gay-athlon.
Cody: Man, look at Ned go. He’s going so fast.
Dale: …. I didn’t think either of their names were Ned?
Cody: Well it says it on his pants, I figured it must be his name.
(Yes he was kidding y’all)
Cody: Man, look at Ned go. He’s going so fast.
Dale: …. I didn’t think either of their names were Ned?
Cody: Well it says it on his pants, I figured it must be his name.
(Yes he was kidding y’all)
The handmade pressing will be available by the end of the month.
The handmade pressing will be available by the end of the month.
Cody: There are too many ADs in here, running around and HDing all over each other I swear
Cody: There are too many ADs in here, running around and HDing all over each other I swear
Cody: And milk has protein, for the body.
Dale: Exactly!! It’s all your macros! Just… different ones.
Cody: And milk has protein, for the body.
Dale: Exactly!! It’s all your macros! Just… different ones.
Cody: Look. I never said I was a functional adult. I just said I could play guitar pretty good. Now we’re here.
(He got everything straightened out at the DMV this morning like a good boy)
Cody: Look. I never said I was a functional adult. I just said I could play guitar pretty good. Now we’re here.
(He got everything straightened out at the DMV this morning like a good boy)
Dale: idk man put em in water, they’ll float or they’ll sink
Cody: OK yes, I’ll try them like witches!
Dale: idk man put em in water, they’ll float or they’ll sink
Cody: OK yes, I’ll try them like witches!
Cody, about an hour and a half in: oh, I know why the main character is British! It’s horror, so it’s supposed to be unsettling. It makes so much sense now!
Cody, about an hour and a half in: oh, I know why the main character is British! It’s horror, so it’s supposed to be unsettling. It makes so much sense now!
Dale and Cody: …. what?
Dale and Cody: …. what?
Dale: Ok but if I eat the radioactive shrimp then obviously I’ll get shrimp powers 🦐
Cody: 🙄
Dale: Ok but if I eat the radioactive shrimp then obviously I’ll get shrimp powers 🦐
Cody: 🙄
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Dale: “You’re telling me these posings are trans?”
Cody: “Are they trans or are they just trans-posing?”
He’s clearly the model of ally behavior 🏳️⚧️
Dale: “You’re telling me these posings are trans?”
Cody: “Are they trans or are they just trans-posing?”
He’s clearly the model of ally behavior 🏳️⚧️
Dale: “Bruh I’ve told you, this isn’t about horses”
Cody: *strumming a cowboy sounding progression* “So anyway, we’re gonna saddle up and ride into the sunset with our sweetheart-“
Dale: “I SWEAR TO GOD-“
Dale: “Bruh I’ve told you, this isn’t about horses”
Cody: *strumming a cowboy sounding progression* “So anyway, we’re gonna saddle up and ride into the sunset with our sweetheart-“
Dale: “I SWEAR TO GOD-“