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Hazard Caps @hazardcaps.bsky.social · 10d

When a strange man broke into your house, your dad got up to confront him, but after a snap of his fingers, you totally didn't get why. After all, why would your bestie try to attack your bf. Maybe she was just jealous that he paid more attention to you then her some times?

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Hazard Caps @hazardcaps.bsky.social · 17d

You tried to stop her, but she kept forcing drinks on you. It wasn't long before you joined your sexy bestie in womanhood and started to pay back the hotties that bought all your drinks. You and her became the sluttiest babes in the club, ready to please whoever kept the drinks flowing.

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Hazard Caps @hazardcaps.bsky.social · 17d

You're friend's a good dude, if a bit of an idiot. He'd heard of some popular club in town with weird rumors about it. You went with him, just to watch him. After one trip to the bathroom...

"Like, there you are bestie! Guys here are totes nice! They kept buying me drinks that taste super good!"

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Hazard Caps @hazardcaps.bsky.social · 25d

lol was the first name that popped into my head

Hazard Caps @hazardcaps.bsky.social · 25d

"Aw, look at the little loser, are you crying cause the Magic Tits latched on to your loser brother? Well, too bad, I can see why you love these so much, I feel so powerful and sexy... I think I'm gonna steal that stud of a bf of yours. After all, he'll just want to dump your nerdy ass now."

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Hazard Caps @hazardcaps.bsky.social · 25d

"Really thought you could run off like that?"

"Like, please, I totes finished paying you back! I should, like, be able to leave now!"

"Hah, you may have paid back your tab, Kevin, but you're far more valuable to me as Kimberly. So, you're job is going to be permanent."

"No I- Like, sure Boss!"

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Hazard Caps @hazardcaps.bsky.social · 25d

Your sister had left her phone behind when she went out and asked you to bring it too her. You didn't mind, so you grabbed it, and saw a weird app on her phone. Opening it caused the screen to flash, the next think you knew, you were hot and horny. Sis wasn't getting her phone back any time soon.

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Hazard Caps @hazardcaps.bsky.social · 25d

"You really thought sicking Mom and Dad on me was gonna work? God you're so dumb, big bro. Well, now you've got two more of me to deal with and we're going to have so much fun."

You looked on worried, as three of your witch of a sister grinned back at you three times over. This couldn't get worse.

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Hazard Caps @hazardcaps.bsky.social · 25d

"What is it, I've only got a short time I can be away from the party. Did I find any dirt yet? Oh, right, I took over your step-mom to dig up dirt on her mystery lover... Well, to bad, I'm not ratting her out. In fact, you better start calling me Mommy, loser. Cause this body is to good to give up."

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Hazard Caps @hazardcaps.bsky.social · 25d

"Hey, bitch, your loser boyfriend showed up at my house to harass me about bullying you at work. Well, now she's my new bestie. He didn't even put up a fight as changed him, now she's gonna help me make your life even worse! She's shared so many fun secrets with me!"

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Hazard Caps @hazardcaps.bsky.social · 25d

You barely even had time to think to run, as a hand grabbed your shoulder and you heard your bully behind you.

"She's right, you're all just sexy roommates for my pleasure, so why don't you join your new friends, nerd."

The feeling was a rush as you rapidly changed. "Like, of course, Stud!"

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Hazard Caps @hazardcaps.bsky.social · 25d

"Oh, like, there you are! You totally missed the fun, a total stud came over to the house and gave all of us a good time! Huh, dad? No way, we're, like, not related, we're all roommates! The stud said so after all! He'll, like, so be back to confirm it, you'll see! Oh, like, there he is!"

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Hazard Caps @hazardcaps.bsky.social · Jun 20

Your husband was going on a trip to Vegas with his friends, and you knew you couldn't trust them not to make him cheat. So you decided to spike their travel drinks with enough Elixir to keep them as sluts the whole trip. Even if she found a guy, you knew she'd at least share when she got back.

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Hazard Caps @hazardcaps.bsky.social · Jun 20

"Dude, what the hell? You just turned into..."

"Like, oopsie, I guess we can't hang out anymore, I gotta go to a job."

"What?"

"Like, yeah, I'm totally a CallSlut, people can, like, order me for a good time whenever they want. So I, like, totally gotta go, see you around cutie!"

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Hazard Caps @hazardcaps.bsky.social · Jun 16

You were out for a simple walk with your girl, when a strange man came up too you both. "What's a couple of bitches like you doin without a dick to ride?" Neither of you could respond before instantly changing into a pair of horny bitches.

"Like, you could help us fix that cutie."