"At least is any better than a walking health hazard who knows only to make rotten milk."

"Bwahaha!" He laughs, either pride, as if he has said a good comeback. Still exasperated from the hyena.

"I didn't ask to be healed! What do you take me for!?"

He responds more resentful.

Infuriated, he looks at the hyena.

"Foolish choatic disorder, my mere presence should shake you in terror. I bring destruction whoever decided to test their luck, I'm a walking biohazard!"

"Bwahaha! You're a public hazard for making something like this? Don't make me laugh."

He steps close to inspect the rotten milk before stepping back to look back at the hyena.

"If you're a public health hazard, that doesn't change what I'm originally am."

"Is this how I sound like sometimes!?"

"Move like a swift current, strike like a fierce tornado, and refresh others like a calm breeze. That's what makes me...

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚅𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚖."

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"..." He had to pause for a moment to think about his thought properly before answering back.

"Alright, mortal... go on. Let's see how it happens, hm."

His tone gives of confusion, but he is eager to see what happens.

"Bwa! I'd like to see you do something dangerous than my own mere curse."

"You poor gullible mutt..."

He sighs and shakes his head.

"Undesirable might be the right word, but it is more so annoying."

He gazes at Matt in an odd matter. Hastur's face looks neutral, but it is almost readable that he is thinking of something.

"Do you uh... perhaps need a guiding tour Ueno Academy?"

His cheek slightly blushed from him being timid.

acts as the guild's public negotiator between other parties. Fortunately, that will make you two find interesting topics to talk about."

"Haha, indeed I do. Just don't get too close to me, especially around my tentacles."

He softens up towards Matthew, which is rare to see coming from someone as intimidating from the likes of Hastur.

"Speaking of that certain someone. He's also fills that role...

"Shinjuku, huh? A lot of allies from Ueno are in that area."

He gazes at the human looking from top to bottom.

"You are some kind of mechanic...?"

"Anyway, about that lion. I am referring to my tamer, Biological Disaster Countermeasures Unit."

Pick the poison of yer liking and let all other worries be.
Tomorrow we'll go fighting the limeys on the sea.
－ #OCRP × #MVRP

Ｚａｐ ｏｆ Ｊｕｓｔｉｃｅ

ϟ Live A Hero and Housamo RP
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ϟ N/SFW | Crack RP
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ϟ Literate and Detailed

"You're better of not knowing, just be glad you're a human..."

He rubs his own hooded head and shakes his head before looking back at the human.

"You don't visit Ueno often?"

"Don't let that lion hear you say that."

He shivers, only because of the thought of having his friend go through the same sitcom coincidental moment of his life.

　　　　〚 no such thing as eternity 〛
▸ before we lose the light
▹ swallowed by the deep dark.
⭑ take my hand, step forward, let's make a future.
  ― say that our journey will continue.

－ #OCRP × #MVRP
－ #HOUSAMORP × #FATERP ‣ #FGORP

"What? You are giving me something? Valentine's Day..."

He looks down at you, confused. Flattered by the gift he accepts it.

"..."

"I seek help."