HazyCRT
@hazycrt.bsky.social
20, she/her
growthpilled hypercel or whatever the kids say nowadays
NSFW posts basically all the time | NO MINORS. OVER 18 ONLY
growthpilled hypercel or whatever the kids say nowadays
NSFW posts basically all the time | NO MINORS. OVER 18 ONLY
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HazyCRT
@hazycrt.bsky.social
· Oct 18
The Fertility of Destruction - HazyCRT - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
So! I finally wrote a longer work and I definitely didn't do it while really sleep deprived. I hope you enjoy, and I proudly present:
THE FERTILITY OF DESTRUCTION, by yours truly. There are no good endings in this world, only an overly horny fertility goddess.
archiveofourown.org/works/72679596
THE FERTILITY OF DESTRUCTION, by yours truly. There are no good endings in this world, only an overly horny fertility goddess.
archiveofourown.org/works/72679596
(NSFW)
Sometimes, I do wonder... What do normal people use for relief?
For someone of a "regular" size? Probably a rubber fleshlight. Booo. Boring.
For someone like me? Just a spare universe for my solid cumlogs constantly spewing from my reality-breaking cock~.
I only need to empty it bihourly~
Sometimes, I do wonder... What do normal people use for relief?
For someone of a "regular" size? Probably a rubber fleshlight. Booo. Boring.
For someone like me? Just a spare universe for my solid cumlogs constantly spewing from my reality-breaking cock~.
I only need to empty it bihourly~
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
(NSFW)
Sometimes, I do wonder... What do normal people use for relief?
For someone of a "regular" size? Probably a rubber fleshlight. Booo. Boring.
For someone like me? Just a spare universe for my solid cumlogs constantly spewing from my reality-breaking cock~.
I only need to empty it bihourly~
Sometimes, I do wonder... What do normal people use for relief?
For someone of a "regular" size? Probably a rubber fleshlight. Booo. Boring.
For someone like me? Just a spare universe for my solid cumlogs constantly spewing from my reality-breaking cock~.
I only need to empty it bihourly~
(CW: NSFW HYPER WEIGHT GAIN!)
You've never been good at cooking - well, if good even covered "not making dubious inedible slop", then you still weren't it - so you stick to ready meals.
The label had a new advertisement on it this time, though. Free food classes, huh...
(1/11)
You've never been good at cooking - well, if good even covered "not making dubious inedible slop", then you still weren't it - so you stick to ready meals.
The label had a new advertisement on it this time, though. Free food classes, huh...
(1/11)
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
(CW: NSFW HYPER WEIGHT GAIN!)
You've never been good at cooking - well, if good even covered "not making dubious inedible slop", then you still weren't it - so you stick to ready meals.
The label had a new advertisement on it this time, though. Free food classes, huh...
(1/11)
You've never been good at cooking - well, if good even covered "not making dubious inedible slop", then you still weren't it - so you stick to ready meals.
The label had a new advertisement on it this time, though. Free food classes, huh...
(1/11)
hyper weight post incoming! thought i might give my story threads a quick switch up and grow the whole damn body for once
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
hyper weight post incoming! thought i might give my story threads a quick switch up and grow the whole damn body for once
UPDATE TO MY PREVIOUS POST: I will NOT be putting cumlogs outside of the houses of scalpers. only genuine collectors. i hope you're happy
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
UPDATE TO MY PREVIOUS POST: I will NOT be putting cumlogs outside of the houses of scalpers. only genuine collectors. i hope you're happy
breaking hornypost talk for a minute: they sold out of pokemon advent calendars over here :(
bringing back hornypost talk: i am going to flood a scalper's house with very rancid cumlogs. very deserved
bringing back hornypost talk: i am going to flood a scalper's house with very rancid cumlogs. very deserved
December 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
breaking hornypost talk for a minute: they sold out of pokemon advent calendars over here :(
bringing back hornypost talk: i am going to flood a scalper's house with very rancid cumlogs. very deserved
bringing back hornypost talk: i am going to flood a scalper's house with very rancid cumlogs. very deserved
with every cup noodle i eat another asset on a mystery person quadruples in size, this is totally definitely real. i will be eating another tonight. each of you has a 1/82613384(ish) chance. good luck
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
with every cup noodle i eat another asset on a mystery person quadruples in size, this is totally definitely real. i will be eating another tonight. each of you has a 1/82613384(ish) chance. good luck
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Well, the summer (and most of fall) have ended, seems like a good time to take advantage of all those empty pools, right?~
If only.
If only.
November 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Well, the summer (and most of fall) have ended, seems like a good time to take advantage of all those empty pools, right?~
If only.
If only.
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Drew up @kan-sais.bsky.social's gal cause she was one of the November vote winners and also she activates neurons.
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Drew up @kan-sais.bsky.social's gal cause she was one of the November vote winners and also she activates neurons.
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College teacher who rewards their students with a "special incentive" to get good grades - a cup size increase depending on the letter you get!
C? Doubled.
If you get a B? Tripled.
An A gets you up to ten times, and an A*, well...
The top student's bust covers half of campus AND most of the city~
C? Doubled.
If you get a B? Tripled.
An A gets you up to ten times, and an A*, well...
The top student's bust covers half of campus AND most of the city~
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
College teacher who rewards their students with a "special incentive" to get good grades - a cup size increase depending on the letter you get!
C? Doubled.
If you get a B? Tripled.
An A gets you up to ten times, and an A*, well...
The top student's bust covers half of campus AND most of the city~
C? Doubled.
If you get a B? Tripled.
An A gets you up to ten times, and an A*, well...
The top student's bust covers half of campus AND most of the city~
If post limits got removed and each post also conveniently squared or cubed my cup size I think social media would be a lot better tbh
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
If post limits got removed and each post also conveniently squared or cubed my cup size I think social media would be a lot better tbh
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"i'll make a post that's less than three posts" she says. "it's going to be really short" she says. (lie)
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
"i'll make a post that's less than three posts" she says. "it's going to be really short" she says. (lie)
(NSFW+HYPER!)
You can't help but skip to your room, package in your arms. You've been waiting for these headphones for ages, and they're FINALLY here!
3x the sound quality of your last pair, and insane base potential to boot. They even come in peach-shaped packaging - what a cute detail!
(1/7)
You can't help but skip to your room, package in your arms. You've been waiting for these headphones for ages, and they're FINALLY here!
3x the sound quality of your last pair, and insane base potential to boot. They even come in peach-shaped packaging - what a cute detail!
(1/7)
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
(NSFW+HYPER!)
You can't help but skip to your room, package in your arms. You've been waiting for these headphones for ages, and they're FINALLY here!
3x the sound quality of your last pair, and insane base potential to boot. They even come in peach-shaped packaging - what a cute detail!
(1/7)
You can't help but skip to your room, package in your arms. You've been waiting for these headphones for ages, and they're FINALLY here!
3x the sound quality of your last pair, and insane base potential to boot. They even come in peach-shaped packaging - what a cute detail!
(1/7)
there's a fly that keeps trying to land on my screen whenever i start typing and just refuses to be caught. i like to think it's a fan of my work
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
there's a fly that keeps trying to land on my screen whenever i start typing and just refuses to be caught. i like to think it's a fan of my work
sorry it's been a while yall! been a bit busy with coursework and all that sadly, also not really been in a creative mood but we're so back now. started working on a longer (and very growth-themed obviously) story for ao3 that i hope yall will like :3
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
sorry it's been a while yall! been a bit busy with coursework and all that sadly, also not really been in a creative mood but we're so back now. started working on a longer (and very growth-themed obviously) story for ao3 that i hope yall will like :3
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Teto dong. 1/2
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Teto dong. 1/2
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Teto donger. 2/2
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Teto donger. 2/2
(NSFW!)
So I've heard you've started using this "artificial intelligence" thing, recently. And you say it's like something that can create artwork in seconds, just by typing something in?
...How fucking pathetic is that? Where's your passion? Your creativity? Your HUMANITY?!
(1/2)
So I've heard you've started using this "artificial intelligence" thing, recently. And you say it's like something that can create artwork in seconds, just by typing something in?
...How fucking pathetic is that? Where's your passion? Your creativity? Your HUMANITY?!
(1/2)
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
(NSFW!)
So I've heard you've started using this "artificial intelligence" thing, recently. And you say it's like something that can create artwork in seconds, just by typing something in?
...How fucking pathetic is that? Where's your passion? Your creativity? Your HUMANITY?!
(1/2)
So I've heard you've started using this "artificial intelligence" thing, recently. And you say it's like something that can create artwork in seconds, just by typing something in?
...How fucking pathetic is that? Where's your passion? Your creativity? Your HUMANITY?!
(1/2)
Sleep deprivation? Nono, these bags are from the effort of holding a load in. I rather like this reality, if I'm honest!
...But since you're in on my secret, and I don't usually approve of people knowing of my, ahem, condition, I guess it wouldn't hurt just to let go juuust a little~
*RUMBBBBBBLE*
...But since you're in on my secret, and I don't usually approve of people knowing of my, ahem, condition, I guess it wouldn't hurt just to let go juuust a little~
*RUMBBBBBBLE*
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Sleep deprivation? Nono, these bags are from the effort of holding a load in. I rather like this reality, if I'm honest!
...But since you're in on my secret, and I don't usually approve of people knowing of my, ahem, condition, I guess it wouldn't hurt just to let go juuust a little~
*RUMBBBBBBLE*
...But since you're in on my secret, and I don't usually approve of people knowing of my, ahem, condition, I guess it wouldn't hurt just to let go juuust a little~
*RUMBBBBBBLE*
What, I missed Halloween? Oh, you couldn't be more wrong. I spent it doing a little trick or treating.
Well, tricking a few billion spirits into fuelling my potent cumtanks, at least. And trust me, you'll LOVE the treat I have in store for you when I release it all over this universe~
Well, tricking a few billion spirits into fuelling my potent cumtanks, at least. And trust me, you'll LOVE the treat I have in store for you when I release it all over this universe~
November 2, 2025 at 7:34 AM
What, I missed Halloween? Oh, you couldn't be more wrong. I spent it doing a little trick or treating.
Well, tricking a few billion spirits into fuelling my potent cumtanks, at least. And trust me, you'll LOVE the treat I have in store for you when I release it all over this universe~
Well, tricking a few billion spirits into fuelling my potent cumtanks, at least. And trust me, you'll LOVE the treat I have in store for you when I release it all over this universe~
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I HAVE RECEIVED PEAK FROM @towertraveler.bsky.social
Amaranth very marginally letting loose, yknow !! normal stuff
Amaranth very marginally letting loose, yknow !! normal stuff
November 2, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I HAVE RECEIVED PEAK FROM @towertraveler.bsky.social
Amaranth very marginally letting loose, yknow !! normal stuff
Amaranth very marginally letting loose, yknow !! normal stuff
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Big hellhound energy for @oathtooblivion.bsky.social of a beastified version of a friends character.
October 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Big hellhound energy for @oathtooblivion.bsky.social of a beastified version of a friends character.
DO NOT GET VITAMIN D AND VITALITY D MIXED UP WHEN YOU'RE TIRED. I'VE CUMSHOT THROUGH THREE ALTERNATE REALITIES AND STILL GOING. WORST (AND OR BEST) DAY OF MY LIFE
October 30, 2025 at 6:12 AM
DO NOT GET VITAMIN D AND VITALITY D MIXED UP WHEN YOU'RE TIRED. I'VE CUMSHOT THROUGH THREE ALTERNATE REALITIES AND STILL GOING. WORST (AND OR BEST) DAY OF MY LIFE
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September's vote winner was @zuoo0202.bsky.social's Scorch. I've been a fan of her design for a while, so glad to get a chance to draw her.
October 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
September's vote winner was @zuoo0202.bsky.social's Scorch. I've been a fan of her design for a while, so glad to get a chance to draw her.