Daniel - Desert Apostate
@hcexvangelical.bsky.social
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Product Manager. Proud Papa. In love and married. Learning viticulture and oenology. Brewer. Ex-evangelical apostate. Returning to life in the Rio Grande valley.
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Here is my intro thread 🧵 since I ended up on a couple of starter packs. So, Hi! My name is Daniel. I typically post about two things:

Toxic Christian Theology
Fermenting things, typically beer and wine

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Doing a much better job maintaining temperature. Holding steady with 15 minutes left in the rest. Beautiful color.
Wort with an orangish amber color in a mash tun. A thermometer showing 152 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Doughing in and right on target for the saccharification rest. So far so good.
A small child, stirring a mash for beer A mash which is grains in temperature controlled water A thermometer showing 152° Fahrenheit with an alert set to 170° Fahrenheit
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A lovely overcast day with occasional rain showers. Perfect for brewing some ale.
A 65L Brewzilla beer brewing rig set up on a front porch. There are neighboring houses in the picture and the sky is cloud covered. There is a small barricade in front of the Brewzilla to keep dogs from escaping. There is a pulley system over the Brewzilla to lift the mash pipe out once the mash is ready to removed and sparged
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I posted this while I was listening to Kim Carnes and then I took a picture of Bette Davis and a picture of Gowron opened up a photo editor and something unfortunate happened.
A picture of Gowron with Bette Davis' eyes shopped in with the caption "All the boys think he's a spy. He's got Betty Davis eyes" it was posted to Star Trek shit posting on facebook
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Prepping everything for a Sunday morning brew session. My assistant brewer, my daughter, loves getting me to make orange colored ales because she thinks they are pretty.
A 65L brewzilla Various jugs of water, two fermenters, a bucket and grain sitting in front of a fireplace A label for beer that reads - Griffinbrew - Rio Grande Valley - Talia's Penny - Red Ale - 5% ABV 5 gallons A two liter yeast starter fermenting in a jug inside a refrigerator.
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It's always "What is a woman" and not "who is a woman" with these Fascist Adjacent Radical Transphobes. Women, trans and cis alike, are just objects to them. A commodity to trade around for their agenda.
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I prefer the REAL first digital actress
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You should have just called this "the evangelical in the mirror" because evangelicals are all of those bad things and Pharisees are just Jewish people.
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For me, fall and winter beers are perfect for fixing chemistry and efficiency issues. I like malty beers this time of year, and those flavors mask little issues better. This next beer's base malts will be Maris Otter and Munich malts. I've done variations of this beer before and it's delicious.
A 10 lb bag of Munich Malt and a 10 lb bag of Maris otter malt
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Doing my water chemistry before brewing Sunday. My brew house efficiency has taken a bit of a hit since we moved to New Mexico, so I'm focusing on my old house standard chemistry. I've also moved temp monitoring to the middle of the mash and recalculated my strike water volume, which was a bit low.
Dry brewing salts inside an empty water jug Three 5 gallon jugs of water and three 1 gallon jugs of water in front of a fireplace
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The false sense of Balkanization from many members of both parties is wrongheaded. Throw in the interdependence of the states for survival and it's even more wrongheaded.
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Wow. It's like the president gets all his information from the blackest part of his shriveled soul, Fox news, and a shitty little racist who's mad because someone made him pick up his own trash in school instead of making a brown skinned person do it.
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U.S. District Judge April Perry says it comes down to a "credibility determination."

"I simply cannot credit [the Trump administration's] declarations to the extent they contradict state and local law enforcement. … DHS' perception of events are simply unreliable."
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#BREAKING A federal judge say she will grant "in part" a request by the state of Illinois for a temporary restraining order against the deployment of National Guard troops into the state.

U.S. District Judge April Perry is still ruling and has not outlined the details of her order.
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I grew up in New Mexico so weird slang bounces off me. I'd be down the umbers if it didn't, like eeeee!
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Me as I crack my 3rd Griffin's Bow Barleywine: I should do a study on PEOPLE! *downloads the Institutional Review Board's form for ethical research on human subjects*
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I wrote a 15 page thesis proposal half drunk the night before my professor expected it using books I forgot to take back to the library. Got it accepted, wrote the thesis, got drunk while I edited it down for submission to a peer reviewed journal and got it published.
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I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
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I wrote a 15 page thesis proposal half drunk the night before my professor expected it using books I forgot to take back to the library. Got it accepted, wrote the thesis, got drunk while I edited it down for submission to a peer reviewed journal and got it published.
monkeyminion.com
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
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It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
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Forecast for Sunday is a low of 61F/16C and high of 70F/21C and I'm thinking that might be a perfect morning to brew some good ale.
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Does SWFNM do something similar to what you are looking for, or am I misremembering things?
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Antitheists White Evangelicals

🤝

Getting mad when you
Don't shout "hallelujah"
When they're speaking
From their pulpits.
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Beer's here! (Some assembly required)
A photo of several types of malt including 10 lb of Munich malt, 10 lb of dark Munich Malt, 10 lb of Maris otter malt, 10 lb of wildfire pale malt. A pound of Crystal 60l a pound of Crystal 40l, and a pound of golden naked oats. There are also several packets of hop pellets including Galena, Hallertau Mittelfrüh, and Fuggle.
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Another successful budget dinner made with various veggies I've saved from previous recipes, inexpensive marinated meat, and potstickers I've had frozen for awhile. Bonus points for enough leftovers for another family meal. Navigating the Trump economy with lessons from my poorer years.
A plate of stir fry made with marinated meat, julienne carrots, Italian green beans, baby corn, and broccoli hearts. The stir fry is on a bed of rice. On the side is a dozen pot stickers
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"Welcome to Sonics. Maya alp you?"
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"Eeeee! You're all tall and stuff. You're skinny like a yallow crayola cran. Anyways, how did we land up here, this food is all bad. For cereals. The tank's empty so let's go put gas and go to Sonics and eat there so we don't gotta get down from the car to eat Hameburgers. Make sure they put green."
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*pronounced* Look at me spelling like Burqueños talk.