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Now that would be a hot ticket.
Isn’t Bondi from Florida? There must be something in the water in Florida.
February 12, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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In a normal government, this results in the resignation of multiple cabinet officials (Transportation, Defense, and Homeland Security), and the closure or (at least!) radical reorg of the cartoonishly incompetent agency at the center of it: CBP.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
February 12, 2026 at 3:18 PM
A moment of clarity from vulnerable Pam. It’s not expected to last.
February 12, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Cosmo ftw 🥳
February 12, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Said by nobody: “I want to be just like Pam Bondi.”
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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Given the razor-thin majority, this is a very significant decision whatever it is going to be.
February 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
What a miserable, joyless existence.
February 11, 2026 at 8:25 PM
The jobs report overshadowed by this boondoggle…
February 11, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Maybe he was taking the family to Tom Sawyer Island at Disneyland?
February 11, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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75 years ago a young actor sang on national TV in Spanish and was among the most watched shows for many years. Americans didn’t lose their minds or boycott the network for airing it. In fact…I Love Lucy is still loved by millions and still airing in reruns. Thanks Desi Arnez for leading the way.
February 11, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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Most people show their worst after affiliating with Trump (hello Kari Lake). Lutnick showed his worst BEFORE he teamed up with Trump.
February 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Most people show their worst after affiliating with Trump (hello Kari Lake). Lutnick showed his worst BEFORE he teamed up with Trump.
February 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Well, the country would be united…
February 10, 2026 at 4:09 PM
The dogs yes, kids no policy.
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Ford once made a car called the Model T. That seems appropriate now - T for Trump, old and from America’s past.
February 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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Standing by for Trump’s latest over-the-top post on the latest self-invented issue.
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Standing by for Trump’s latest over-the-top post on the latest self-invented issue.
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
He’s so busy with his ballroom it’s a wonder he has time to focus on the Olympics or the Super Bowl halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Well, he’s just always in the middle of things.
February 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Some polling on Mr. “They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats.”
February 8, 2026 at 3:40 PM
If Trump hears that Gavin Newsom is at the game he’ll fly out there in a heartbeat.
February 8, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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Trump’s advisors told him he was going to be booed mercilessly, so he isn’t going this year and he’s canceling the F-22 flyover too.
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Dee Voidov-Skruples, we’ve seen her many times…
February 7, 2026 at 8:09 PM