Deacon
@heartofdeacon.bsky.social
Just an alien enjoying planet Earth.
A delightful mix of raunchy humor and existential musings—like a party at Area 51 but with tequila. 👽🤘🏾
https://linktr.ee/HeartOfDeacon
A delightful mix of raunchy humor and existential musings—like a party at Area 51 but with tequila. 👽🤘🏾
https://linktr.ee/HeartOfDeacon
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Me af!! 🤣😝
I do not be wanting to fuck I just be wanting to see yall nudes 😅😂
December 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Me af!! 🤣😝
It’s 5pm somewhere 😝
December 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It’s 5pm somewhere 😝
PETTY!!!!! And I love it
This level of petty is by far the most creative! 😂
December 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
PETTY!!!!! And I love it
Post you from a different era in your life
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Post you from a different era in your life
Quote with a shower pic. 🚿🧼
December 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Quote with a shower pic. 🚿🧼
I’m choosing violence from now on!!
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I’m choosing violence from now on!!
Niggas be obsessed with MFers chasing and kissing their ass for attention. That will never be. ✌🏾
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Niggas be obsessed with MFers chasing and kissing their ass for attention. That will never be. ✌🏾
ATP, give me a lavender marriage.
December 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
ATP, give me a lavender marriage.
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If you don’t like uncut:
a man with an afro is asking to stay away from me
ALT: a man with an afro is asking to stay away from me
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December 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
If you don’t like uncut:
🥵🥵Sapphire is fine af !!
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
🥵🥵Sapphire is fine af !!
😝<<<is my go to emoji. And I mean it in such a non-sexual way.
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
😝<<<is my go to emoji. And I mean it in such a non-sexual way.
People are not designed to walk and text. They do a horrible job. Every time. 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
People are not designed to walk and text. They do a horrible job. Every time. 🤣
I hate having emotional intelligence because a lot of times I really want to crash out!
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I hate having emotional intelligence because a lot of times I really want to crash out!
One thing 🥷s are good at is, gaslighting tf out of you.
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
One thing 🥷s are good at is, gaslighting tf out of you.
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Being attracted to someone and being interested in someone are two different things. You can hear a song at a bar and be like I like this song and just leave it at that, that’s attraction or you can find out the title, the artist, who wrote it, or the inspiration, that’s interest.
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Being attracted to someone and being interested in someone are two different things. You can hear a song at a bar and be like I like this song and just leave it at that, that’s attraction or you can find out the title, the artist, who wrote it, or the inspiration, that’s interest.
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The sexual advances are flattering, but if we haven’t built that type of rapport….
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The sexual advances are flattering, but if we haven’t built that type of rapport….
My sleep schedule is fucked up😅
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 AM
My sleep schedule is fucked up😅
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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The way I neglected this app
I’m trying to be more active
I’m trying to be more active
September 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The way I neglected this app
I’m trying to be more active
I’m trying to be more active
My favorite activity is getting up from my bed to go lay down on the couch. 😝🤣
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My favorite activity is getting up from my bed to go lay down on the couch. 😝🤣
