Hearty White
@heartywhite.bsky.social
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Host of Miracle Nutrition on WFMU Uses The Three Stooges to explain paradoxes Inspirational Revolutionary Dada Relational morality performance art Shemp Jive!
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Hearty's big day! Love you!
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East (Jersey City) bound and down, loaded up and truckin'
We gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a long way to go and plenty of time to get there
I'm east bound, just watch ol' Hearty run!
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I buy all my clothes on ebay, because I'd rather have a slightly used well made garment for cheap, than pay a lot for crappy new clothes. Same with shoes and glasses frames.
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Attention student entertainment journos: If you want to write a review of my show for your school paper (Like Douglas Adams Elementary PS 42), I'll get ya press passes.
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If the shows aren't sold out, we usually fill the audience with Woof-Moo Scruffs, young WFMU fans who hang out in front of the studio.
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Nobel prize season! Fingers crossed. I have two acquaitances with Pulizers, so it would really be nice for my self esteem. Worked hard this year, so pretty stoked.
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Trying to promote the shows for this Saturday and disappointed I didn't get any write up in LIFE or LOOK! A friend said try more modern pubs like US or People. So please tell all your friends in the NE to head to JCNJ this weekend! best show yet. I promise.
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If you plan to be at one of my shows this weekend, and you think we might hug, bisou, or selfie pose, is there a fragrance request?
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Among the high points of my life was being called a dandy by Japanese school children.
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Because I'm not conventionally successful, I haven't achieved my goal of being a mentor. But after 40 years of art life, I still like myself, so if you need any tips....
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Are there katsura trees in East Rock Park in New Haven? I smelled something really sweet and interesting at the overlook there.
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That's inhuman! My max time in one of those things is 90 minutes.
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Had to take 4 shorts flights this weekend and everyone was well behaved and polite, but I will say that the CRJ model is now too small for American humans. It looked like a parent meeting in a kindergarten class.
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There's still tickets for both the 3pm and 8pm Hearty White Live show at Monty Hall Oct. 11th. I feel like there's a healing quality to the show this year, so if you need something like that...Anyway, I'm very excitied to show you what I and Team Hearty have been working on.
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Just delivered my first lecture at Yale! Granted it was to my son and about the state of his sneakers but still.
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Enjoy the radio show! Love you!
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I wore it can't even tell you what it smelled like. Probably aldehyde heavy musky? Totally going to get a bottle. My kid wears kouros body, which is unfortunately pricier.
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Trying to think if there's a moral equivalent in my world of those comedians getting paid to play in Saudi Arabia. I did sell a video to one of those funniest video shows years ago. That felt icky.
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Re: Shanghai Express and Anna May Wong. She is the only actor who could do a scene with Dietrich, and have you staring mainly at her. Also, she shares my birthday. Also, watch that film for no other reason than there's an early portable record player in it and Anna May.
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Just now found out YSL Kouros had just come out when I started wearing it in college. I loved the bottle, and it smelled sophisticated to me. I felt grown up. I spent 4 years throwing up all over Tallahassee smelling like that stuff.
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Got an Anna May Wong quarter for change at the banh mi place and I didn't even know such a thing existed! Never going to spend it!
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WFMU's Hellraiser Fundraiser starts today, and runs through October! There will be many DJ specials, new swag, and events throughout the month celebrating WFMU. If you can, help us out with a donation and grab one of two new Hellraiser T-shirts. Pledge here: pledge.wfmu.org
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Going to New Haven tomorrow. Gonna see my favorite college hip hop dance team perform Saturday, so the excitement of that offsets the non-excitement of flying.
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Just remembered that the B side of the MGMT cassingle Alien Days is me talking about smell memories.
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I meant who wouldn't! I am the King of Typos that Change the Meaning.