cass city
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world famous tap dancer, played mouth harp on the johnny carson show
i’ll start making video content when i stop being ugly and that’s in god’s hands.
December 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
i’ll start making video content when i stop being ugly and that’s in god’s hands.
really sad that patrick mahomes tore his ACL. you would think in this day and age we would have the medical resources to avoid this, but sources say he is being led out back by a man with a shotgun as i type this. just sad all around.
December 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
really sad that patrick mahomes tore his ACL. you would think in this day and age we would have the medical resources to avoid this, but sources say he is being led out back by a man with a shotgun as i type this. just sad all around.
can’t believe the associated press just sat there and watched while 12 cowboys ran a train on the sitting US president
December 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
can’t believe the associated press just sat there and watched while 12 cowboys ran a train on the sitting US president
caught the christmas train then immediately fell victim to three ghost buses. i am the ebenezer scrooge of the cta
December 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
caught the christmas train then immediately fell victim to three ghost buses. i am the ebenezer scrooge of the cta
i will believe AI “art” is art when any single piece of that garbage manages to spark even the slightest bit of curiosity in my mind
December 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i will believe AI “art” is art when any single piece of that garbage manages to spark even the slightest bit of curiosity in my mind
i hope they fall
December 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i hope they fall
thinking about going back to vegetarianism. in the meantime, i made venison chili
December 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
thinking about going back to vegetarianism. in the meantime, i made venison chili
bugs bunny: hey man, this new persona of yours seems problematic
cholo foghorn leghorn: ese ese ese
cholo foghorn leghorn: ese ese ese
December 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
bugs bunny: hey man, this new persona of yours seems problematic
cholo foghorn leghorn: ese ese ese
cholo foghorn leghorn: ese ese ese
this dress just came in the mail and i need someone to talk me off the ledge because what the hell is this shit lol
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
this dress just came in the mail and i need someone to talk me off the ledge because what the hell is this shit lol
every day the government forces me to learn about a new white man i hate
December 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
every day the government forces me to learn about a new white man i hate
(in a room full of bald lesbians) this place is all moby no dick
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
(in a room full of bald lesbians) this place is all moby no dick
inside of you there are two wolves and they are—wait. these are your wolves? these wolves are ugly as shit. i bet their opinions suck too. you have bad wolves.
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
inside of you there are two wolves and they are—wait. these are your wolves? these wolves are ugly as shit. i bet their opinions suck too. you have bad wolves.
lately I’ve been too anxious to schedule a therapy appointment to talk about my anxiety
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
lately I’ve been too anxious to schedule a therapy appointment to talk about my anxiety
excited to see that the sole remaining survivor of the Heaven’s Gate cult got a new gig picking the Pantone color of the year
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
excited to see that the sole remaining survivor of the Heaven’s Gate cult got a new gig picking the Pantone color of the year
hey kid, wanna buy some scooby snacks?
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
hey kid, wanna buy some scooby snacks?
nooo i love that you love the band Geese, they remind me of that time you cried after punching a hole through my drywall
December 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
nooo i love that you love the band Geese, they remind me of that time you cried after punching a hole through my drywall
i just don’t think it should be called “loaded hot cocoa” if it doesn’t come with bacon, sour cream, cheese, and chives
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
i just don’t think it should be called “loaded hot cocoa” if it doesn’t come with bacon, sour cream, cheese, and chives
imagining santa claus reading the first line of this poem and saying “what a load of horse shit” and slamming the book shut
December 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
imagining santa claus reading the first line of this poem and saying “what a load of horse shit” and slamming the book shut
she’s thinking about the war
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
she’s thinking about the war
i volunteer to write grants for a small nonprofit and i learned today that i am the only person on the entire committee who is not using ChatGPT to assist in the writing or editing of our grant proposals. the walls are closing in but my arms are out and locked
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
i volunteer to write grants for a small nonprofit and i learned today that i am the only person on the entire committee who is not using ChatGPT to assist in the writing or editing of our grant proposals. the walls are closing in but my arms are out and locked
i live in a city where the average person is pretty woke. so if i am walking down the street and i get catcalled, i know i earned that shit
December 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i live in a city where the average person is pretty woke. so if i am walking down the street and i get catcalled, i know i earned that shit
drawing to decompress my mind
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
drawing to decompress my mind
I’m at the long john silvers. I’m at the gynecologist. I’m at the combination long john silvers gynecologist
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I’m at the long john silvers. I’m at the gynecologist. I’m at the combination long john silvers gynecologist
can’t talk. I’m busy formulating a thought about how using ozempic for weight loss makes you a class traitor
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
can’t talk. I’m busy formulating a thought about how using ozempic for weight loss makes you a class traitor