Genjo Sanzo
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Genjo Sanzo
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MDNI|No drama|Age: Do you remember dial up? (Veteran RPer)
銀狼鏡
“Silver”
Pinned
Comes back and hits him in the head with the harisen.

“Shhhhhhh!”
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“Oh. No. What. Have. I done.”

Walks off to go make himself some tea.
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Not just no, but Hell No.
[ beaming! she lifts her very large basket of yellow flowers. ]

“wellll… my amazing idea is…”

[ she leans in. ]

“…we put a bunch of these in your hair.”
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Reposted by Genjo Sanzo
because I was born to destroy you
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Pulling out yet ANOTHER fan and beating him with it. Again.

“You want money?! Go make some!”
Grabbing the fan and ripping it right out of Sanzo's hand, chucking it into the water.

"Don't. Mess with me. I WANT MY MONEY."
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“Yeah, yeah. I’m a priest. Wait…Hold on! No! Bad! Bad god!”

Thwacks Yato over the head with the paper fan.
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“I don’t owe you shit! You’re the one who made a literal garbage decision! Sprinkle me with your unholy water again and I’ll shove you back into traffic.”
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
“Believe it, or whatever the kids are saying these days. You’re a drenched, cold god. Enjoy.”
"WHAT THE HELL-?! HEY! I'M ALREADY FREAKIN' WET!!"

SHIVERING.

"THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!"
[Dumps a bucket of ice water on him]

“I don’t give a SHIT!”
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
[Dumps a bucket of ice water on him]

“I don’t give a SHIT!”
SPLISH SPLASH, HE WAS TAKING A BATH-

"HEY! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO RIGHT NOW?! HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT A GOD!"
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
“NO! AND I DON’T CARE!”
Popping his head out of the water.

"HEY, BOZO! YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EXPENSIVE IT WAS TO PRINT OUT ALL THOSE FLYERS?!?"
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
“Goodbye forever. It was nice knowing you for like 10 seconds.”
[Yato falls into the ocean via rolling trash can and is seemingly eaten by a shark upon reaching the waters.]

[RIP YATOGAMI. YOU WERE A SHRINELESS, JERSEY WEARING GOOD-FOR-NOTHING.]
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
[Follows the trash can to make sure it keeps rolling into traffic.]
AGH WAIT, I DIDN'T EVEN GIVE YOU A FLYER YEEEEE--T-!!!

[Papers and posters with crudely vandalized words, HIRE YATO! HE'S THE BEST! written all over them.

Oh Shit, the Trash Can is rolling into moving traffic!!!]
November 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
[Kicks the trashcan over.]
Hiding behind him in a trash can.
Peeking out ever so slightly.
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“Some of you are intimidatingly feral.”
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Reposted by Genjo Sanzo
November 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“I assumed you didn’t know how.”
"Bold of you to assume I know how to cook."
“Sounds about right for Western Europe. Remind me not to ask you too cook for me.”
November 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
“HMU if you wanna get roasted by a priest.”
November 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Reposted by Genjo Sanzo
"I GOT ABSOLUTELY ROASTED BY A P R I E S T."
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
[Suspicious glare]

“That depends. What is it?”
❝ drinking? at 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 hour? i have standards, you know. and i’m not mistaking you for anyone! i just think—! ❞

[ a mischievous smile. ]

❝ i have an idea to make you a little more sunny. so? wanna try it out? ❞
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“Sounds about right for Western Europe. Remind me not to ask you too cook for me.”
"No sir, I do not.

I like to grill stuff and just eat it."
“So you don’t season your food?”
November 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
“So you don’t season your food?”
"West europe.

Like, VERY to the west."
“It’s not a big deal. Where are you from?”
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“‘Mister Sunshine?’ Have you been drinking? You’re clearly mistaking me for someone else.”
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
{{I’m still trying to collect all the Sunders.
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Reposted by Genjo Sanzo
"In a different age, I sealed fate, and now it has come back for recompense."

A fantasy original character written by SUNDER.
a bunch of red sparks are flying in the dark
ALT: a bunch of red sparks are flying in the dark
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2024 at 5:47 PM