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Heavy Plates

@heavyplates.bsky.social

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Houston, TX. Formerly of Austin and the bird app. Not as many chefs and bands these days. Still trying to lift heavy shit. Go 'Stros. GenX 🌈 🦄

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Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 3h

GD it #bluejays

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 3h

Context: it's Thanksgiving weekend right meow in 🇨🇦

So let's give them something nice with a few more runs, m'kay?

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 4h

Oh look a pitcher willing to get his throwing arm inked 💪🏻 #bluejays

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 4h

I used to follow them back in the day on the other place but clearly missed the free fascism! WTF?

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 4h

Jeff Passan's interpretation of Macarena as Elmo changing the lyrics to Randy Arozarena will forever live rent-free in my head. Life's little pleasures.

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 4h

Cool Ranch Locos Tacos sound pretty good right now, and I don't even smoke weed

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 4h

Shoutout to the woman with the #bluejays themed 💅🏻

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 4h

Next up: Smoltzie explains high school level Newtonian physics

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 4h

I wonder how Scott Servais is doing this postseason

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 4h

Bwahahahahahaha awesome

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 4h

Friendly reminder #bluejays

I do love that a lot of our #Astros Bluesky family is seemingly on the same page

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 14d

I will be rooting for the Blue Jays this postseason. 🍁 🇨🇦

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 4h

Excuse me?!?

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 4h

It now looks like he was made to cover it up with a hoodie lol

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 4h

Guy behind home plate has his big moment and decides to go with the Butt plug shirt

Remember the big cow? 🇵🇸 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 4h

Like this guy???

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Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 4h

JFC 🤦🏼‍♂️ #bluejays

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 4h

GROOOAAAAANNN 😢 #bluejays

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 5h

Perfection

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 5h

Ahem, Kilometers Straw

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Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 5h

Oh no he's redder during this interview

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 5h

I worry about John Schneider's blood pressure, although he's not as red faced today.

y'alright there, bud? #bluejays

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 5h

I worry about John Schneider's blood pressure, although he's not as red faced today.

y'alright there, bud? #bluejays

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 5h

ꓘ ꓘlub #bluejays

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 6h

starting right guard Joe Diffie

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 6h

sick flow

Tate Ratledge who has a PFF rank of 14 and wears #69 with a feathered mullet

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Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 6h

Go Georgey!!!!

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 6h

lol he's so obnoxious but I have a weirdly toxic soft spot for him. Such an asshole. Someone wrote the JD Vance of catchers 🤣

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Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 6h

So much manufactured drama

And now we suffer listening to Smoltzie

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Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 6h

EH🍁LCS is pretty brilliant if you ask me. Go BJs! 😉

Heavy Plates @heavyplates.bsky.social · 1d

🍺 yay Brewers! 🍻