✨bluesky theme plays✨
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
✨bluesky theme plays✨
Zohran Mamdani: (wearing Phantom of the Opera mask) I’m pleased to announce President Trump has made me Prime Minister of the United States
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Zohran Mamdani: (wearing Phantom of the Opera mask) I’m pleased to announce President Trump has made me Prime Minister of the United States
Imagine dealing with fucking Stephen miller and JD Vance all day every day meeting mamdani must have been like drinking a tall glass of Diet Coke with the good ice after crawling through a burning desert for a week lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Imagine dealing with fucking Stephen miller and JD Vance all day every day meeting mamdani must have been like drinking a tall glass of Diet Coke with the good ice after crawling through a burning desert for a week lol
Low key thing about Trump is he’s a complete sucker: easily impressed & simple to influence I don’t imagine Mamdani had a difficult time getting him on his side the only problem is, of course, anyone else will have just as easy a time manipulating him into the exact opposite stance he took today
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Low key thing about Trump is he’s a complete sucker: easily impressed & simple to influence I don’t imagine Mamdani had a difficult time getting him on his side the only problem is, of course, anyone else will have just as easy a time manipulating him into the exact opposite stance he took today
It’s not real money not a big deal
$1,000,000,000 liquidated from the crypto market in the past 60 minutes.
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It’s not real money not a big deal
Hard disagree
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Hard disagree
maybe instead of “asking grok” you should throw out that cum stained sock
November 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
maybe instead of “asking grok” you should throw out that cum stained sock
Trump is soooooo smart for never emailing anyone anything ever
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Trump is soooooo smart for never emailing anyone anything ever
the “ballroom” Donald trump is building as an extension to the east wing of the White House is a 1:1 replica of the temple on little saint James
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
the “ballroom” Donald trump is building as an extension to the east wing of the White House is a 1:1 replica of the temple on little saint James
Donald Trump: (tugging his sleeve down to cover up a line of barely healed cuts running up the length of his arm) it’s nothing
Stephen Miller: sir…are you…are you self harming again ? It’s—
Trump: I said it’s nothing! Leave me alone !!
Stephen Miller: sir…are you…are you self harming again ? It’s—
Trump: I said it’s nothing! Leave me alone !!
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Donald Trump: (tugging his sleeve down to cover up a line of barely healed cuts running up the length of his arm) it’s nothing
Stephen Miller: sir…are you…are you self harming again ? It’s—
Trump: I said it’s nothing! Leave me alone !!
Stephen Miller: sir…are you…are you self harming again ? It’s—
Trump: I said it’s nothing! Leave me alone !!
Is it ok to bring my pregnant ferret to a no children wedding? some background: my ferret is pregnant and I was invited to a friend’s wedding that was specifically a no children wedding does a pregnant ferret count?
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Is it ok to bring my pregnant ferret to a no children wedding? some background: my ferret is pregnant and I was invited to a friend’s wedding that was specifically a no children wedding does a pregnant ferret count?
asking the baby if he has a hook up in the bathroom
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
asking the baby if he has a hook up in the bathroom
experiencing the exquisite pain and loneliness of playing a high int low wis character in my d&d campaign
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
experiencing the exquisite pain and loneliness of playing a high int low wis character in my d&d campaign
I’ve never asked a single person in my entire life how much money they make not even my parents when I was a child
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’ve never asked a single person in my entire life how much money they make not even my parents when I was a child
Lmao went to go the gym early so I can get to my sons soccer game at 9am and it’s not open yet washed faded chopped to an extent heretofore not thought possible
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Lmao went to go the gym early so I can get to my sons soccer game at 9am and it’s not open yet washed faded chopped to an extent heretofore not thought possible
Me: (age 22) ugh stayed out until 4 drinking, work at 9—not sure I can go out again tonight ok maybe just a drink or 2 but got to be home before 1
Me: (age 46)
^whispering*
Bed before nine
ye doing fine
Asleep after twelve—
the depths of hell ye shall delve
Me: (age 46)
^whispering*
Bed before nine
ye doing fine
Asleep after twelve—
the depths of hell ye shall delve
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Me: (age 22) ugh stayed out until 4 drinking, work at 9—not sure I can go out again tonight ok maybe just a drink or 2 but got to be home before 1
Me: (age 46)
^whispering*
Bed before nine
ye doing fine
Asleep after twelve—
the depths of hell ye shall delve
Me: (age 46)
^whispering*
Bed before nine
ye doing fine
Asleep after twelve—
the depths of hell ye shall delve
Do you think he sucked off bill Clinton wearing the phantom of the opera mask
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Do you think he sucked off bill Clinton wearing the phantom of the opera mask
there’s a dang cheeto in the white house
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
there’s a dang cheeto in the white house
getting that "FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:RE: WKEND?" email from "[email protected]" must have hit so hard if you were a powerful unaccountable pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
getting that "FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:RE: WKEND?" email from "[email protected]" must have hit so hard if you were a powerful unaccountable pedophile
I am about 1 month into being forced into going into the office 4x a week & it’s a big dumb waste of everyone’s time but I have also been going to the gym nearby every day & consuming as many complimentary office protein bars as possible so I think at least when I get new job I’ll be really buff
November 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I am about 1 month into being forced into going into the office 4x a week & it’s a big dumb waste of everyone’s time but I have also been going to the gym nearby every day & consuming as many complimentary office protein bars as possible so I think at least when I get new job I’ll be really buff
Qanon totally exonerated
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Qanon totally exonerated
lol
The Times had a corrupt reporter that it benched and then fired, when it found out he was soliciting Epstein for a donation and otherwise behaving inappropriately with a source.
That seems to be it? Unless more comes out there is a lot of hyperventilating on here that is misplaced.
That seems to be it? Unless more comes out there is a lot of hyperventilating on here that is misplaced.
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
lol
they should replace the national anthem with this
found the video
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM
they should replace the national anthem with this