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Big Fat Logan, Crystal Sorcerer

@heftykiwi.bsky.social

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Just a big guy, looking for more big guys. And potential dark souls lore discussions. NSFW and 🏳️‍🌈

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Big Fat Logan, Crystal Sorcerer @heftykiwi.bsky.social · 10h

my sinuses are clogged so i cant make out with bears on a friday night

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Big Fat Logan, Crystal Sorcerer @heftykiwi.bsky.social · 1d

Ive had two colds in two weeks. Diva down

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Big Fat Logan, Crystal Sorcerer @heftykiwi.bsky.social · 1d

More albums need to do that thing where one song seemlessly goes into the text song

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Big Fat Logan, Crystal Sorcerer @heftykiwi.bsky.social · 2d

Marge Simpsons body is kind of tea

Big Fat Logan, Crystal Sorcerer @heftykiwi.bsky.social · 2d

Okay that Geese album is actually very good

Big Fat Logan, Crystal Sorcerer @heftykiwi.bsky.social · 3d

Have a bolognese ragu going, my amber and musk scented candle on, brought new headphones. been a good day

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Big Fat Logan, Crystal Sorcerer @heftykiwi.bsky.social · 4d

its been a dark week for the blonde community. we dont need this

Big Fat Logan, Crystal Sorcerer @heftykiwi.bsky.social · 4d

Big Fat Logan, Crystal Sorcerer @heftykiwi.bsky.social · 5d

I admit one time i listened to this song once, really tired and i burst into tears

Robyn - Honey

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Big Fat Logan, Crystal Sorcerer @heftykiwi.bsky.social · 5d

had soup

Big Fat Logan, Crystal Sorcerer @heftykiwi.bsky.social · 6d

This is actually anti imperialist detournement. a highly subversive performance

Fergie sings the national anthem at the NBA All-Star Game | ESPN

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Big Fat Logan, Crystal Sorcerer @heftykiwi.bsky.social · 6d

This is so Twin Peaks : The Return coded

Tyra Banks Acts Like She Has Rabies, and Barks

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Big Fat Logan, Crystal Sorcerer @heftykiwi.bsky.social · 6d

Remaking Challengers but instead Zendaya gets 300 pound bears to kiss each other

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Big Fat Logan, Crystal Sorcerer @heftykiwi.bsky.social · 6d

Am i in my flop era

Sky Ferreira - Everything Is Embarrassing

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Big Fat Logan, Crystal Sorcerer @heftykiwi.bsky.social · 6d

As someone who has to know the pop culture discourse, I have listened to the Taylor Swift album and it sounds like something Marnie from Girls would record

Big Fat Logan, Crystal Sorcerer @heftykiwi.bsky.social · 7d

The battle between the coked up charli gays and the xanned out swifties is a sign of the end times

Big Fat Logan, Crystal Sorcerer @heftykiwi.bsky.social · 8d

the powers refuse to let us have good things

Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 8d

Japan days away from running out of Asahi Super Dry after cyber attack on.ft.com/4nH4Hxl

Japan days away from running out of Asahi Super Dry after cyber attack

Vast majority of factories of nation’s most popular beer have stopped work this week

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Big Fat Logan, Crystal Sorcerer @heftykiwi.bsky.social · 9d

welcome

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Big Fat Logan, Crystal Sorcerer @heftykiwi.bsky.social · 10d

Im going to start ordering a Café con Leche instead of my usual latte. to spice things up a bit, on top of it being one of the few spanish words i remember.