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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾

@heirofodin.bsky.social

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Fan Account ● Parody ● Roleplay ● Preferring English ● 18th Century AU ● not affiliated with Alex/Vikings ● Pre-Shipped ● Selective ● Written by #Carpathian

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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · Jan 25

A fan-written interpretation of...
𝗜𝘃𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀

✶⋆ Be prepared for 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 and 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠 themes
✶⋆ 𝙑𝙚𝙧𝙮 selective multiship writer
✶⋆ Available for banter on most days
✶⋆ Mixing series canon & historic canon into an 18th century crossover

Formerly @ boneless_anger

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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · Jun 21

He *does* know what chocolate is?!

Bishop Heahmund (Parody) @godlywarrior.bsky.social · Jun 21

He is silently judging @acrimsonrose.bsky.social and @heirofodin.bsky.social for assuming he doesn’t know what chocolate is. Or for saying he’s promiscuous.

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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · Jun 7

He loves the black drink. It keeps him awake at night, so he can spend more time in his study!

Lady Thalia Kidwell {RolePlay} @ladythaliarp.bsky.social · Jun 7

Gives him enough for both him and Emma to share.

Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · Jun 4

Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · May 29

Oh! That's why they taste so good.

He leaves... four. For Emma.

Lady Thalia Kidwell {RolePlay} @ladythaliarp.bsky.social · May 29

They are marzipan flowers.

And try to share some with Emma.

Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · May 29

He loves these. Whatever they are, they taste great.

Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · May 29

He loves these. Whatever they are, they taste great.

Lady Thalia Kidwell {RolePlay} @ladythaliarp.bsky.social · May 29

Thalia saw the lovely flowers and nearly cried. She decided to send the giver of the beautiful blooms some flowers he would be sure to enjoy.

Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · May 29

"So... we sacrifice the cake to hell?"

Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · May 29

"He lived in the old times."

From what he had heard back then, he had fallen in battle.

"Where would a naughty bishop go after death?"

Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · May 29

"Oh, I thought of @godlywarrior.bsky.social... He might even like the cake. Although I don't know if he knows what chocolate is."

Now he thinks of which way to sacrifice it to make sure it reaches the respective Christian afterlife place for promiscuous bishops.

Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · May 29

Oh, I think it's an asshole cake.

Now I wonder if I should sacrifice it to send to an asshole...?

Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · May 29

The kitchen smells deliciously like chocolate, and a little burned.

This cake reminds him of something...

Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · May 29

Maybe he should also bake something for the ladies...?

Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · May 29

He has also ordered a small bouquet to be brought to @ladythaliarp.bsky.social. Something soft and gentle for this spring.

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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · May 29

Today, @acrimsonrose.bsky.social will wake up to find a dramatic bouquet on her dressing table. Because she deserves more flowers.

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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · Apr 26

And he also ordered a seamstress to bring her best fabrics and pearl strings for new curtains.

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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · Apr 26

He had no idea what to get @acrimsonrose.bsky.social for her birthday. But as he was passing through York, he ended up at a glass artist's shop. And he saw something that he deemed perfect. A chandelier. An unusual gift maybe, but he hopes she will like it.

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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · Apr 14

carpathian.xn--p3h

Happy Birthday to the wonderful writer behind @splend1dlyselfish.bsky.social 🎉💕

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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · Mar 10

Most of these aren't mine!

Lady Thalia Kidwell {RolePlay} @ladythaliarp.bsky.social · Mar 10

@heirofodin.bsky.social what will it take for you to leave my books alone!?!

Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · Mar 6

He will immediately have her some new dresses made.

Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · Mar 2

< from a long forgotten time, who once were baptized here, or buried here.

Behind a column, she can make out a figure in the shadows, just a ghost, always disappearing when she tries to focus on him. But he looks quite similar to Benedict, the vampire...

Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · Mar 2

< Below the cathedral lies the crypt, on of the rare gothic crypts. It is far more peaceful, but not too dark either. Candles give extra light to the room which only has tiny basement windows.

And there she feels it, an old presence, much older than the cathedral itself. Past kings >

Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · Mar 2

< feels dizzying, so high is the building. The beauty and massive size of the cathedral were almost too overwhelming.

After a while, she retreats to a side aisle, and then finds a door, a staircase downstairs. >

Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · Mar 2

The eyes of the statues seem to follow Thalia's steps, as she enters the door with the number MCCXX above.

The inside is breathtaking. The colorful windows catch the light and cast it inside in a flickering, colorful shine, like pieces of rainbow. Looking up towards the ceiling >

Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · Mar 2

< As Emma enters, she finds a small table set with cheese and apples, and a pitcher of wine. Will she see it as an invitation and take a bite?

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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · Mar 2

< incense holder decorated in enamel.

On top of the heavy wardrobe she finds a jewelled brooch among dried flowers, lavender, rose petals, and sage, which all subtly add to a good scent in the room.

Back outside, and to the other side of the house, there is the kitchen. >

Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · Mar 2

< French countryside. Across the room, there is a window niche with delicate glass windows. A luxury at this place and time. Cushions are placed on the stone benches to make sitting there comfortable.

To the left is an archway to the master bedroom. It smells of incense, coming from a small >