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Adding a little friction to the human equation to avoid a frictionless machine state.
Colin Jost masterclass.
December 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
First it was CROWD-STRIKE,
then it wad CLOUD-FLARE
What next? Is CLOWN-BLAST about to go down..?

Protect your servers CLOWNBLAST!!
a clown is sitting at a desk with a computer
ALT: a clown is sitting at a desk with a computer
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
@turtlebeach.bsky.social any velocity one platform issues? Both race and flight lost response today, no button/delayed function... failed bootloader. Giving a hard time. Anybody else?
September 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
#OccupyMars?

Global GDP ($110T) sustains global population (8.3B) each for 525,600 minutes per year.

Avg GDP cost of one (1) Earth-human-life-minute is then $0.025, or $36/day.

What is avg cost of one (1)
Mars-human-life-minute? (Please show your math!)

#FixEarth?
July 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
LIFE is an edge case...
HUMANITY is an edge case...
CIVILIZATION is an edge case... as we know them.

So don't expect me to be pacified by 'safety experts' calling something an AI 'edge cases' that suggest a threat to life, humanity, and civilization.

#ai #edgecase #life
June 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
"Would you join a Star Fleet with 1 Data?"
Yes.

"...Star Fleet with 100 Data?"
Probably.

"...Star Fleet with 10,000 Data?"
Probably not.

"...Star Fleet with 1,000,000 Data?"
No.

"But resistance is futile."

#ai
#counter #vision
#StarTrek #Data #Borg
May 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I guess the final question is: how many #Boeing jets will Russia buy to achieve peace in Ukraine?
May 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This time "buy the dip" literally means "purchase your favorite sauces and condiments in bulk."

#buythedip
April 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
They say:
AI "chatbot" and "agent"

I hear:
BullyBot, TerrorBot, SwindleBot, RansomAgent, Weapons of Mass Extortion,
Perverted Loser Language Model, SabotAgent, LifelessBot, MachineBoss, EnemyAgent, ThreatBot, HellHellM, X(X)X

So... should I get my ears checked?

#ai #caution #countervision
March 1, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Is anyone else concerned hearing the solution for a powerful, hostile AI is simply a more powerful, friendly AI?

Color me a skeptic.

#ai #humanity #resist
February 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
When your Copilot becomes Pilot, you will become Passenger. 🤔

#ai #resist
February 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Handle: hellandhello = a preemptive greeting for each new interaction

Real name: Bob Helland = the 11,600th ranked surname, a small but mighty brand. Bob however is Top 100.

Occupations: business intelligence, AI countervisionary, father, bluegrass

Hobbies: musician, basketball, climber

Hello!
November 21, 2024 at 2:00 AM