āglǣc-wīf, or: Grendal’s Mom Has Got It Going On
@hellbride.bsky.social
everything for each other
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got hit with the love-b*mbing equivalent of UXO, cannot recommend
January 11, 2026 at 5:45 AM
got hit with the love-b*mbing equivalent of UXO, cannot recommend
yeah man it’s a luigi board, it’s just the ghost of brian thompson moving the planchette around and all he does is deny your health insurance claims
December 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
yeah man it’s a luigi board, it’s just the ghost of brian thompson moving the planchette around and all he does is deny your health insurance claims
mysterious devouring entity and/or portal in my apartment has so far consumed:
- 1 package of sliced cheese
- 1 package of sliced vegan meat replacement
- 1 bar of patchouli soap
- 1 package of sliced cheese
- 1 package of sliced vegan meat replacement
- 1 bar of patchouli soap
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
mysterious devouring entity and/or portal in my apartment has so far consumed:
- 1 package of sliced cheese
- 1 package of sliced vegan meat replacement
- 1 bar of patchouli soap
- 1 package of sliced cheese
- 1 package of sliced vegan meat replacement
- 1 bar of patchouli soap
in my dream the cycle repeats until i get it right
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
in my dream the cycle repeats until i get it right
in my dream, i look across the flooded courtyard and see a man dancing with his dog
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
in my dream, i look across the flooded courtyard and see a man dancing with his dog
in my dream i stand outside the first subway car as it goes over the bridge and i realize i don’t want to die
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
in my dream i stand outside the first subway car as it goes over the bridge and i realize i don’t want to die
in my dream brytani sends me a video and in the dream i know she’s been dead for years but against all implausibility i open it anyway and it’s a group of us in a basement somewhere singing some stupid song together and that’s never how it happened, that’s never how it was
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
in my dream brytani sends me a video and in the dream i know she’s been dead for years but against all implausibility i open it anyway and it’s a group of us in a basement somewhere singing some stupid song together and that’s never how it happened, that’s never how it was
bestie i’d rather k*ll myself than use ai to make theater
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
bestie i’d rather k*ll myself than use ai to make theater
in my dream, you put down the pay phone and take me in your arms and i turn so my back is against your chest so you won’t see the longing on my face. i have the terrible unshakeable feeling i’ll never see you again.
October 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
in my dream, you put down the pay phone and take me in your arms and i turn so my back is against your chest so you won’t see the longing on my face. i have the terrible unshakeable feeling i’ll never see you again.
in my dream she says, “now that they’re dead, I feel like I finally really know them”
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
in my dream she says, “now that they’re dead, I feel like I finally really know them”
turns out you’re just another stranger i thought i’d know forever
September 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
turns out you’re just another stranger i thought i’d know forever
hi what’s up, eventually this moment will end and so too will the moment that follows it
September 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
hi what’s up, eventually this moment will end and so too will the moment that follows it
in other news, they keep trying to patch the sinkhole on my street and she just keeps coming back. so tenacious! i love her
September 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
in other news, they keep trying to patch the sinkhole on my street and she just keeps coming back. so tenacious! i love her
sorry that my honesty is only a gift when i’m saying what you want to hear
September 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
sorry that my honesty is only a gift when i’m saying what you want to hear
give your girl a [redacted] and let her [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]
August 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
give your girl a [redacted] and let her [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]
one sec, just gotta take these expired prescription antacids because i’m in love with you and i don’t think there’s any world where you feel the same about me and for some definitely totally unrelated reason my stomach hurts
August 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
one sec, just gotta take these expired prescription antacids because i’m in love with you and i don’t think there’s any world where you feel the same about me and for some definitely totally unrelated reason my stomach hurts
dj burn it all down and begin again and again and again
August 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
dj burn it all down and begin again and again and again
down so bad i’m listening to the gone girl audiobook for the third summer in a row
August 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
down so bad i’m listening to the gone girl audiobook for the third summer in a row
search history is just a bunch of different ways to ask how to stop being sad
August 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
search history is just a bunch of different ways to ask how to stop being sad
how does it feel to know you told someone the thing they used to break my heart? asking for a friend
August 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
how does it feel to know you told someone the thing they used to break my heart? asking for a friend
down so bad i might read moby dick
August 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
down so bad i might read moby dick
down so bad i’m on the internet searching ‘how to shoot at somebody who outdrew you’
July 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
down so bad i’m on the internet searching ‘how to shoot at somebody who outdrew you’
if this could be enough, let it be enough
July 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
if this could be enough, let it be enough
friendly reminder that if ppl are using my name to encourage you to trust them, you can and absolutely should ask me what i rly think about them
July 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
friendly reminder that if ppl are using my name to encourage you to trust them, you can and absolutely should ask me what i rly think about them
any sugar daddies wanna buy me petzl carabiners
June 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
any sugar daddies wanna buy me petzl carabiners