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Here Comes the Apocalypse
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Disasters are getting more common and scary. 😱😭 Do you have a disaster plan? You need one. (Sorry not sorry.) Let’s do it together.

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November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Water, water everywhere and so many drops to drink! Storing water is important, but you should also be aware of additional last-resort water sources in case things get dicey. 

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November 8, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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If your disaster requires quick decisions and well-informed reactions, having spent six months collecting gear and food (without making any real plans) will not help you. Get prepared with the Disaster Playbook.
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November 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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the five things i can see are five people who are also freaking out. NAMASTE. 🙏

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November 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Remember last Halloween when there was still a chance for us to rebuild our democracy? 🎃 Vote in your local elections this year! Local and state politics set the stage for national policies. Happy Halloweeeeen! 👹👹👹👹

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October 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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We're serious about disaster preparedness, but we're NOT trying to turn you into a bunker queen. If you think disaster prep is too hard, try it the practical and entertaining way with the Disaster Playbook.

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October 31, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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now that they're tearing down the white house to update the bunker under it, maybe it's time to clock that we are standing on business. 🙃

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October 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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to be fair, there probably isn't any FEMA money left to send keyboard-playing horses to disaster recovery areas even if they wanted to misuse the funds. 🐴

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October 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Normalcy bias is doing its best to keep you from being debilitatingly stressed out, but it is also putting you in a pickle. 🥒 Disasters are real and they DO affect people like us all the time. We should do some disaster prep. Start today!

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October 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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AOC, you are invited to the zombie-repellent duck compound 🤗

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October 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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⚠️WARNING! Your emergency food might not be edible in an actual emergency. Where you choose to store your goods makes a critical difference.

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October 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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my complacency puts me in grave danger, but there are so many filters to try. 😻

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October 15, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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Getting this kind of love from Isaac at Tangle is validating. 😍 This guy is always making sure he's got a solid take, even when bias is clouding everyone else's judgment.

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October 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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i would never lie to you about having a flashlight in every room. i walk it like i talk it. 💪

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October 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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can you subtweet on this platform? anyway, let's thank him for ignoring all the extreme weather and its human causes. 🙃

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October 2, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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am i mad that we live in a world where scientists have to dance to get attention? not necessarily. am i mad that it means we are living in hell? yes.

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September 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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💁🚰💧💦

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September 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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we want you on our boat. 😞 come get prepared. 😭😭😭

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September 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Getting your paperwork in order is arguably the most important preparation step you can complete. 💯 Give yourself a headstart on recovery by using the Important Papers Pack. 🖇️ Get yours with the Disaster Bundle today.

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September 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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pat yourself on the back. you did it! 🏆

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August 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Your Master of Disaster is your ultimate back-up plan. Give yourself a major advantage in any crisis by calling in reinforcements. It's easy to set up, and it can make a huge difference when disaster strikes.

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August 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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August 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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August 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Hurricane season is in full swing. Hurricane Erin is heading up the east coast right now. Are you ready? Prepare today with the Disaster Playbook.

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August 21, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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People make bad decisions when they're stressed out. Make good decisions while you have time to think about them. Write them down. Get your Grab n Go Checklist on its own or as part of the Disaster Bundle today!

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August 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM