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hellodiego.bsky.social
Diego 🤡
@hellodiego.bsky.social
Clown with decades of human experience - will work for Nerds Gummy Clusters.
(all pronouns accepted) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇷
Pinned
clocking in for another week of being cunt’s servant 🎀
can’t stop thinking about Return of the Mack
January 18, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I will mention 2016 no further.
January 16, 2026 at 10:09 PM
re: 2016 trend
the passage of time does not interest me
January 16, 2026 at 9:46 PM
ok that was enough participation
January 16, 2026 at 8:47 PM
new Pucky plush pendant blind box
January 16, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I have a whole arm dedicated for Kat Lyons tattoos, and you should too 🙂‍↕️
Hi #PortfolioDay, my name is Kat and I’m a BG Designer/Painter for animation turned Tattoo Artist. You can catch me in Mid-City, Los Angeles doing some rad ink for people
January 16, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I fear I get too silly in people’s mentions…
January 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
if you’re at MAL this weekend, don’t forget to fuck my boyfriend for me!
January 15, 2026 at 8:36 PM
my commitment to healthcare and serving cunt should be studied in future nursing programs
January 15, 2026 at 7:25 PM
do u read me??? like the emoji?!! 🤡
January 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
how your email finds me:
January 14, 2026 at 9:20 PM
it’s true, I am
This is an art and I am an artiste (while editing porn) @hellodiego.bsky.social
January 13, 2026 at 12:19 AM
one battle after another winning over sinners is so white hollywood
January 12, 2026 at 4:28 AM
hello, I’ll be your nurse tonight 💊
January 11, 2026 at 5:43 AM
being called to handle some crime like Batman but instead of a crime it’s a party and instead of a hi-tech suit I have to serve cunt
January 11, 2026 at 1:28 AM
oh btw I redyed my hair and have become unstoppable once again
January 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
this one time there was this guy bouncing on it and I suddenly noticed he was wearing a “WWJD” bracelet, to which I thought… well, probably not this.
January 9, 2026 at 4:44 PM
beyoncé please come back…
January 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
when u go from work to ur bestie’s and the bestie activity for the day is going to the gym so u have to steal his clothes because u were unprepared
January 8, 2026 at 4:42 AM
hey, I’m sure you all know better, but just in case you need to hear it from a licensed and degree-holding healthcare professional - don’t fucking do this.
January 7, 2026 at 9:31 PM
the design of uncrustables is so beautiful. the whole thing fits perfectly in my mouth, no swallowing between bites required.
January 6, 2026 at 10:39 PM
ayyy japi trikin dei a todos
January 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
the passage of time does not interest me
January 6, 2026 at 5:18 AM
damn I really been living in the moment or some shit
January 5, 2026 at 11:45 PM
oh btw my LA homies, I’m debuting a new puppet act I’ve been working on in a variety show on January 2nd and y’all should come maybe
The Birthday Experience (The Vault) — The Elysian
Friday, January 2nd, 2026! We know NYE is overrated and full of scary drunk pukers who are still puking New Years Day -or shopping for deals, so JANUARY 2nd is where the party is at with The Birthday ...
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December 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM