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Diego 🤡

@hellodiego.bsky.social

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Clown with decades of human experience - will work for Nerds Gummy Clusters. (all pronouns accepted) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇷

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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · Nov 11

clocking in for another week of being cunt’s servant 🎀

a photo of me facing a mirror in a stunning, pink tweed suit jacket style dress, my eyes are locked on the camera through the mirror - it’s giving Chanel x Elle Woods x Glinda x Barbie cuntress

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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 2h

must I always come face to face with kim?

Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 15h

me texting my friends on official business as the manager of Boypussy, LLC:
would you like to bang my man? 😊

Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 15h

just you wait 👀

Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 16h

I see no flop 🤔

Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 16h

soon you will suffer like me 💕

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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 17h

well we only have one on the lease but we really had two, and then we got a third lmao. it’s all dumb! one cat and three cats are basically the same 🙂‍↕️

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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 17h

I’m the little guy riding the bigger thing

Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 17h

I lied when I had two cats and then got a third… who cares about the rules!

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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 18h

I just lie :)

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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 18h

time for therapy 🥰

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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 18h

mom texting me about her man and how great he is. shut up lady I got a man too and he bounces on it crazy style ✋🏼🙄

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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 19h

mi gente Latino!

Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 20h

Chester Cheetah

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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 2d

This is incredible

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 3d

My review of Taylor’s new album is that when Beyoncé turned 35 she made LEMONADE.

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Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 3d

that’s my baby

Diego 🤡 @hellodiego.bsky.social · 4d

I hope I get hired!!!