Harlond Helios 🍉🐏 vtuber
@helloharlond.bsky.social
Twitch Affiliate | Art Tag: #HarlondsFridge | NSFW Tag: #HelloHarlot | Art & Rigging: @Kyuuna.bsky.social
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Hey, everyone! For the month of November I am running a fundraiser for the Alzheimer's Association over on Twitch. All money I receive from Twitch during November will also go to the ALZ. Alzheimer's has really devastated my family and it's important to me to spread awareness!
Tfw your fam listens to four seconds of your story before starting a different conversation between themselves. It's like they don't even know I'm a niche internet celebrity smh.
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Tfw your fam listens to four seconds of your story before starting a different conversation between themselves. It's like they don't even know I'm a niche internet celebrity smh.
A four day week? WHO IS HE?!
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
A four day week? WHO IS HE?!
After catching the Q3 wave of layoffs in 2024, I feel like the dream just keeps falling further into the pipe.
youtu.be/b3h5e-A6dfs
youtu.be/b3h5e-A6dfs
They're Firing Everyone And Getting Rich From It
Amazon plans to cut 600,000 workers by 2033, while executives profit from each layoff announcement. Despite AI's current inability to handle complex tasks, corporations are laying off real human…
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
After catching the Q3 wave of layoffs in 2024, I feel like the dream just keeps falling further into the pipe.
youtu.be/b3h5e-A6dfs
youtu.be/b3h5e-A6dfs
A little late, but I wasn't sure if I was going to shake the plague!
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
A little late, but I wasn't sure if I was going to shake the plague!
Through no fault of my own, I have emptied a small bag of rice flour onto my face. This is an outrage.
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Through no fault of my own, I have emptied a small bag of rice flour onto my face. This is an outrage.
A very normal schedule from yours truly- but get ready for Friday, because @treeneccromancer.bsky.social will be LIVE AND IN-PERSON at my house playing I'm on Observation Duty with me!
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
A very normal schedule from yours truly- but get ready for Friday, because @treeneccromancer.bsky.social will be LIVE AND IN-PERSON at my house playing I'm on Observation Duty with me!
Trial schedule to fit in with my new job. I'm so excited to be your favorite Faerie Queen again. I... am your favorite... right?
November 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Trial schedule to fit in with my new job. I'm so excited to be your favorite Faerie Queen again. I... am your favorite... right?
Hey, everyone! For the month of November I am running a fundraiser for the Alzheimer's Association over on Twitch. All money I receive from Twitch during November will also go to the ALZ. Alzheimer's has really devastated my family and it's important to me to spread awareness!
November 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Hey, everyone! For the month of November I am running a fundraiser for the Alzheimer's Association over on Twitch. All money I receive from Twitch during November will also go to the ALZ. Alzheimer's has really devastated my family and it's important to me to spread awareness!
Late post. Let's hope the storms don't destroy my internet again...
October 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Late post. Let's hope the storms don't destroy my internet again...
Man, I was really hoping Pokemon Legends: Z-A was going to surprise me. But apparently that was hardcore copium. Ignoring the $30 day one DLC and $450 performance patch, you're buying a $70 game with GameCube graphics and Digimon World 1 (PS1) combat.
Also what happened here:
Also what happened here:
October 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Man, I was really hoping Pokemon Legends: Z-A was going to surprise me. But apparently that was hardcore copium. Ignoring the $30 day one DLC and $450 performance patch, you're buying a $70 game with GameCube graphics and Digimon World 1 (PS1) combat.
Also what happened here:
Also what happened here:
Oops. A lil late.
October 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Oops. A lil late.
In today's Harlond news: they have taken away my super powers and restored medication for my ADHD. They updated my diagnoses to ADHD-Inattentive, though. 🤔
Back to avoiding doctors. Can't be sick if they can't diagnose me!
Back to avoiding doctors. Can't be sick if they can't diagnose me!
October 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM
In today's Harlond news: they have taken away my super powers and restored medication for my ADHD. They updated my diagnoses to ADHD-Inattentive, though. 🤔
Back to avoiding doctors. Can't be sick if they can't diagnose me!
Back to avoiding doctors. Can't be sick if they can't diagnose me!
AstrophelUmbra - Twitch
BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION!!! | Chatting + Reddit Stories + Games + More!!!
twitch.tv
October 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
We're talking WoD TTRPGs tonight, so tune in!
October 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
We're talking WoD TTRPGs tonight, so tune in!
Low effort post, but I'd love to see Colossus, Thena, and Ghost Rider as future vanguards in #MarvelRivals.
October 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Low effort post, but I'd love to see Colossus, Thena, and Ghost Rider as future vanguards in #MarvelRivals.
Inspired by my good friend @itstrixia.bsky. social, I'll be ranking EVERY current Pokemon from S+ to F in 15 minutes! Be there to watch me insult your childhood favorites.
twitch.tv/helloharlond
twitch.tv/helloharlond
HelloHarlond - Twitch
Your local shapeshifting faerie boy turned faerie queen, just looking for his faerie princess so he can be faerie king instead. I like long walks on the beach, GameDev, and cozy creature collectors!
twitch.tv
October 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Inspired by my good friend @itstrixia.bsky. social, I'll be ranking EVERY current Pokemon from S+ to F in 15 minutes! Be there to watch me insult your childhood favorites.
twitch.tv/helloharlond
twitch.tv/helloharlond
The timer is getting low! Stop in tonight at 8 PM PST / 11 PM EST for the ASMR storytime you all earned!
October 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The timer is getting low! Stop in tonight at 8 PM PST / 11 PM EST for the ASMR storytime you all earned!
Not dinos but dinos.
September 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Not dinos but dinos.
I'm taking this Monday off to recharge a bit and to prep for the TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY STREAM on Wednesday! I hope to see you all there!
September 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I'm taking this Monday off to recharge a bit and to prep for the TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY STREAM on Wednesday! I hope to see you all there!
There will be bit goals, extendable timers, and absolutely NO orca whales!
#twitch #streamer #anniversary #vtuber #faerie
#twitch #streamer #anniversary #vtuber #faerie
September 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
There will be bit goals, extendable timers, and absolutely NO orca whales!
#twitch #streamer #anniversary #vtuber #faerie
#twitch #streamer #anniversary #vtuber #faerie
Everybody walk the dinosaur~
September 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Everybody walk the dinosaur~
"No trauma dumping. Go to a therapist." - @maefireflyyy.bsky.social
September 9, 2025 at 9:16 AM
"No trauma dumping. Go to a therapist." - @maefireflyyy.bsky.social
Who's this guy? It's me!
September 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Who's this guy? It's me!
The phrase "Hela swallowed my Pulse Cannon like a good little girl" is apparently enough to make @wyreflames.bsky.social question our friendship.
September 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The phrase "Hela swallowed my Pulse Cannon like a good little girl" is apparently enough to make @wyreflames.bsky.social question our friendship.