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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 3h

Any of you DUMB FUCKS wanna scratch that itch for 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲???

Need someone 𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅?
Need it done 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘱??
Need it done 𝒍𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 but 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘧𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨???

CALL I.M.P TODAY!!

We’ve got time to kill.
𝗟𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆.

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 4h

a cartoon character with long horns and a tail is standing in front of a window .

ALT: a cartoon character with long horns and a tail is standing in front of a window .

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 4h

Good call on the outfit change.

Rookie mistake is wearing your Sunday best to your first
✨ SPLATTERFEST ✨

Have you even been to the mortal realm??
...y'know what yeah just find me when you're ready. No pressure.
̶A̶l̶l̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶s̶s̶u̶r̶e̶

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 1d

“Uh….okay…I guess we could do that…Just let me find some new clothes….I don’t wanna get blood stains on my favorite pair of overalls….”

ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 1d

NO EXPERIENCE!?? NO PROBLEM!!

We all start somewhere!!

We’ll do a lil’ test run... like an internship, but with more blood and no pay or benefits.

I’ll set you up with a trial hit. no commitment, just one quick little job to see if the murder lifestyle tickles your fancy or not, whattya say???

ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 4h

AH SHIT that's adorable

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 4h

[gasps in demonic glee. His tail does a little lash]

I KNEW IT!!! I FUCKIN KNEW IT
I KNEW IF I ANNOYED YOU LONG ENOUGH YOU’D CRACK AND BRING OUT THE FUN STUFF!!!
Let’s GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[No self preservation. He's lunging into the portal.]

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 1d

He stops for a moment and takes a sigh, opening a red portal.

"Fine. Come. I'll show you chaos."

He stretches his neck out.

"We're going to the Doomsday District. And I'll show you a thing or two."

ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 1d

(because I'm a gremlin who loves chaos and it's 𝑭𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒊)

WHY DO I...??
OKAY FIRST OF ALL?!? Rude.
Second of all??

...

That’s actually a really good question and I hate it here now, thanks

ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 13h

still figuring out what that means for someone like me.

Everytime we do this you’ve got this look in your eye...

As if you see something in me that i don’t see
and that scares the shit out of me.

...but i can't look away. I don't want to. So don't over do it while I process this shit.

ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 13h

Yea sure, spend time with me. [immediately twitches at the talon, light flustered snarl] fuck, I'll tell you what's wrong with it. you always get all soft with me and i never know what the hell to do with it!! [Tail lashes]

like, yeah, i get it
you actually mean it or whatever
and i’m…

𝕬 𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖓𝖔 𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖗 @guidanceofthestars.bsky.social · 13h

|| Muahahahahahahaha my evil plan has succeeded / Silly ||

"Come now, Blitzy~♡ I just want to spend some time with my darling little Imp. What's so wrong with that, hm~?"

Gently grazing a talon along the imps collarbone.

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 13h

(damn you damn you now I gotta be ACTIVE)

Ohforfuckssa- STOP SCREECHING MY NAME AND STARING AT ME LIKE I’M A SNACK!! [Waving his claws in flustered panic]
I’M NOT YOUR LUNCH, STOLAS!!
I MEAN...

𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝑹𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑵𝑶𝑾.
therearepeoplehere.

[He IS happy to see him though]

𝕬 𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖓𝖔 𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖗 @guidanceofthestars.bsky.social · 13h

"BLITZYYYYYYYYYYY~♡♡♡♡♡♡♡"

Imp has been sighted

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𝕬 𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖓𝖔 𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖗 @guidanceofthestars.bsky.social · May 7

[Temp Pin]

"I used to think it was the stars in the night sky that guided me... I've realized far too late that the stars that shined brightest were at my side the entire time."

Independent / Head-Canon based portrayal of Stolas of the Ars Goetia from Helluva Boss.

HBRP HHRP MVRP

a cartoon character with red eyes and black hair is sitting on a staircase .

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𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐀𝐍! @divineordainment.bsky.social · Oct 17

｡☆✼★━━━━━━━━━━━━★✼☆｡

"You better save the date, cunts,
because we're coming to
your hotel...first!"

18+ only || MDNI
Dead Dove || Darker themes
No Lewd on TL

#Hazbinhotelrp #hhrp
｡☆✼★━━━━━━━━━━━━★✼☆｡

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Calli @felineofflames.bsky.social · Nov 20

[Temp Pinned]

"Look, You really don't wanna pick this fight, and /I/ don't have the time."

Original Character for the Helluva Boss / Hazbin Hotel universe.

Species: Hellcat

Height: 4'9

Weight: 130 LBS

Occupation: Exotic Dancer

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Vicelord Blue Dream @bluedreamrp.bsky.social · Oct 17

"Illusions are the first of pleasures and the sweetest of drugs~"

-#MVOC for RP
-(N)SFW
-Sensitive Topics (Read more Below)
-Parody Account
-Art by me
-NO🔞MINORS🔞(DNF/DNI)
-🔁&❤️are greatly appreciated.

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Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · Oct 17

“….Whenever they catch you, they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you” - Richard Adams, Watership Down

Helluva Boss & Hazbin Hotel Oc Roleplay Account

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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Jun 2

[Temp Pinned]

"Uh, we don't have hard days? It's fucking Heaven, bitch. Are you seriously gonna sit there and pretend like this behavior is okay?"

Independent Portayal of Adam from Hazbin Hotel.

Semi-Canon
Semi-Literate
Semi-Detailed

[Penned by: Gray/Royal]

two cartoon characters are standing next to each other in a podium .

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 17h

{im not ignoring y'all I've just been working and now I'm treating myself to sushi 💕 will respond eventually}

ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 18h

// do it 🥺 I haven't found a loona to interact with and it makes me 💔

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 19h

Yeah it really takes out the joy of watching it If you already understand what's happening imo

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 19h

/REAL I keep seeing shit and I'm just 😶

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 21h

/your OC is so pretty I am obsessed with that beautiful design js

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 23h

* ɴᴏ ɢᴇɴ ᴀɪ
* ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛ ᴀʀᴛɪꜱᴛꜱ
* ɴᴏ ᴏᴘᴇɴ 🌽 ꜱᴛᴜꜰꜰ
* ɴᴏ ᴘᴏʟɪᴛɪᴄᴀʟ ꜱᴛᴜꜰꜰ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴘ ᴘᴀɢᴇ ꜱᴏʀʀʏ
* ᴅᴍꜱ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ
* ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜱᴘᴀᴍ ᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇꜱ
* ɴᴏ ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ/ ʜᴀʀᴍɪɴɢ ʙʟɪᴛᴢ ʙᴀᴅ (ᴀꜱᴋ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ) ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴏʀ ʜᴀʀᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴜꜱᴇ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ

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ﾟ･:*✿ 𝙀ᴠᴇʟʏɴ 🪽 @guidingwings.bsky.social · 23h

𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦.
𝘈 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever (if) You are hired you get paid commission by the way.

ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 1d

NO EXPERIENCE!?? NO PROBLEM!!

We all start somewhere!!

We’ll do a lil’ test run... like an internship, but with more blood and no pay or benefits.

I’ll set you up with a trial hit. no commitment, just one quick little job to see if the murder lifestyle tickles your fancy or not, whattya say???

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 1d

She squeaked.

“Uh…I would like to apply for a job sir….I’m just not sure if I’ll be a good fit…I…don’t have much experience with assassination…..”

ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 1d

[he points a claw @ Orchid(?) :) ]

HEY YOU
I SEE YOU STARING

[He enthusiastically shakes a paper application between them] come on, I know you wanna make legally questionable decisions with a team full of deranged professionals!! It'll be a blast!! (Literally)

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 1d

(because I'm a gremlin who loves chaos and it's 𝑭𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒊)

WHY DO I...??
OKAY FIRST OF ALL?!? Rude.
Second of all??

...

That’s actually a really good question and I hate it here now, thanks

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 1d

"... Why does your brand need /me/ to flip my shit?"

His eyes glance at the Imp.

"... And why do you?"

ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 1d

OKAY WOW, congrats on the ego inflation, YOUR MAJESTY
But some of us have to CARE about things like marketing and customer engagement!!

MUST BE NICE NOT HAVING TO!!

I NEED this. I NEED THIS FOR THE BRAND & FOR MY SANITY

You are a cruel king /ns