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helpiminheatagain.bsky.social
Santa's favorite mutt (it/its)
@helpiminheatagain.bsky.social
Just a stupid dog in heat, 24, west coast us based, (emphasis on based)
be prepared for pathetically horny shit intermittently interupted by political rants and dumb writing ideas
Minors DNI, Cops sit and spin. tgirl, it/its, she/hers DMS OPEN
Coms open
Pinned
You've just died

The 6th photo in your gallery just killed you
oh thank the gods im so lucky
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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girls. women, even
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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girls who make tiny little squeals and squeaks when you grab them >>>>
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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there's a direct connection between the weird bizarre fake lore me and a friend created nearly a year ago to me being such a freak here

without that i wouldn't be the same pup i am today
it's good to be a weird perverted lil freak about the games u like!
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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need a girl who's stalked my socials enough to know i won't call the cops if and when she breaks into my house and makes me do demeaning things for her pleasure at gunpoint
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
omg i want that new pink flavorrrr
MONSTER CHECKPOINT
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
dude fr the older bond movies are so yikesy
🩸 you know it's an old movie when ur not sure if it was meant to be a rape scene or not
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
if someone did this to us we would get so pathetic so fast lmao
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
yall i really should write more snuff lmao
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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maybe terry's friend was snuffbait???
Happy holiday or not or whatever
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
this except the opposite
now that you all know my terrible secret you have to promise not to threaten to snuff or molest me
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
ok anyway lmao im going to go touch grass byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
actually fuck it the power went to my head, lets cancel @gakulon.bsky.social for being a little loser
girl what
lmao
thats how u know there are thousands of bots lmao bc im not even on the upper half on follower count amongst my followers lmao
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
girl what
lmao
thats how u know there are thousands of bots lmao bc im not even on the upper half on follower count amongst my followers lmao
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
sooo here is our word bubble apparently
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
i think imma be offline most of today just playing pokemon, sorry yall. enjoy your loved ones <3
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
hm... suddenly bummed out more than i expected about not having a gathering with a buncha nice foods today... idk why, i havent had a genuinely good thanksgiving in a while as far as i can remember, i guess i just,,, wish i could be with family rn,
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
comin to thanksgiving wearing ill fitting formal clothes made only more apparently wrong for us to wear by the collar on our throat, the muzzle over our maw, and the look of inhuman unconditional admiration for the goddess who walks in ahead of us. when a former family member wants to adress me she-
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
🌹Coming to thanksgiving wearing my handler garb with a clearly abused hound wearing a muzzle and a collar, and each time I get misgendered I sic it on them
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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HAPPY THANKSGIVINGS. This holiday is the perfect time to introduce loved? one. Who cares how awkward it may be
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
i fucking adore mega scolipede
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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asking my bisexual sibling who the gayest family member is and they said "you low diff the family gay tournament"

im 24 years old can someone translate
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
dude i would simp for kaladin in a way that would deeply worry him lmao
he would be like, look i know you love me but this level of self sacrifice isnt healthy
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
if u give ur character a spear they are 100000000000000000000000000000000000000 percent hotter than if they had a sword.
no this isnt about kaladin stormblessed shut the fuck up idk what ur talking about
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM