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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 20h

It really depends. Sometimes the horny energy helps me stay invested in writing the scene.

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 21h

But. You write that

a cat is sitting on a couch with its mouth open and looking at the camera .

ALT: a cat is sitting on a couch with its mouth open and looking at the camera .

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 21h

Oh. That’s fair.

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 21h

You fap that loudly?

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 22h

Horny writers! And artist too.

When you’re writing/drawing a horny scene, and you start to feel aroused, do you:

A. Use that horny energy to finish the scene then reward your work ethic with a good wank

Or

B. Jerk off then go back and finish what you were working on?

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 1d

One orgasm, ah-hahaha. Two orgasms ah-hahah

Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 1d

Vampire October Day 10! If you counted that high, you might have had help from today’s vampire!

The Count! I love a silly vampire with a silly gimmick that corresponds to vampire lore. And he loves and helps educate children? Undead King.

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 1d

a group of men holding swords with one saying " all for one and one for all "

ALT: a group of men holding swords with one saying " all for one and one for all "

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 2d

I know how you feel. I’m writing my own and every now and then my brain just goes “panic!” When I’m not actively working on it.

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah. One moment of true happiness and this loser loses his soul. Talk about a weird way to practice your chastity kink

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 2d

We can’t fuck, I’d have to stake the douche he would become afterwards.

Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 2d

Welcome to the 9th Day of Vampire October! Today I’m yapping about Angel/Angelus from Buffy!

He’s a tortured soul, he’s broody, and if you get him off he becomes evil. An interesting character for redemption in his own show.

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 3d

I have dark hair, I can do an accent, I WILL sleep with him.

Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 3d

Vampire October Day 8! Lazlo Cravensworth!

What We Do in the Shadows was one of the best tv series. I was so sad to see it end last year.

I love this character, he’s so goofy and quotable and I identify with him a lot. He loves his wife so much.

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 3d

A Siberian mudslide. Interesting.

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 3d

What’s your go to coffee order?

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 4d

Favorite movie monster?

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Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 4d

Upset at a furry convention selling out too quickly? Want furry to remain cool in the age of social media?

Commission weird art. Make your sona weird. Be like me and be on all fours. Support your trans and BIPOC homies. Make this shit supportive and goofy!

If this upsets you, check your heart.

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 4d

I would, but the Twilight vampires have that weird mate thing and she would never cheat on her himbo.

Now if there was a chance for a threesome 👀

Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 4d

Day 7 of Vampire October! Rosalie Cullen!

Honestly she deserved so much better than to be the pretty girl Meyers hated on so we would like the main character more. Her backstory and personality is so much more interesting than Bella.

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 5d

He’s too gay, too in love with Lestat.

Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 5d

Vampire October Day 6! Louis from Interview with a Vampire!

Louis is an interesting character. And a narrator you can’t trust. His struggles to accept his new nature and the fact that he finds pleasure in being a predator while holding onto his human morals is a fun read/watch.

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 6d

I would, but I think she’s too monogamous and too in love with Bubblegum. Which I love for her.

Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 6d

Vampire October Day 5! Marceline from Adventure Time.

I could have a spin off show of just her. She has great dynamics with all the characters, and her ability to just eat the color red and not have to drink blood is a fun play on vampire abilities.

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🔞 loafie 🔞 @l0afie.bsky.social · Dec 8

oh the classic crit failure wardrobe malfunction,,,
comm for @bixbyteafterbark.bsky.social

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 7d

He crosses off both my priest kink and my vampire kink. And we’re going to get freaky with the candles.

Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 7d

Day 4 of Vampire October! Today it’s Father Pruitt from Midnight Mass!

Midnight Mass never mentions the word “vampire”, but they’re drinking blood and can’t step into sunlight, so.

On any rewatch of Midnight Mass he’s my favorite character to watch.

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 8d

I love the vibe of the vampire parents but I think I would just be a wine friend with them.

Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 8d

Day 3 of Vampire October! Today I am talking about the family of vampires in The Little Vampire.

I would watch this habitually during The Thirteen Nights of Halloween programming. This was such a fun movie premise, a young boy meets a family of vampires with one’s his “age” and helps them.

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 9d

On the bed, on the floor, on the dining table, bent over a desk, cowgirl in his wheelchair, in his crypt, at the Bronze.

Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 9d

Day 2 of Vampire October! Couldn’t wait to talk about Spike!

I love Spike. He’s my favorite character on Buffy. He just wants to brawl and I love that for him.

He goes through the most change on the show. From Big Bad to Uncle of the Scooby Gang, and realizing that he needs to change.

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 9d

GREAT DRACULA

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 9d

Which Dracula?

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Naomi 🐰💖 @naomibun.bsky.social · 9d

Don't just leave me hanging like this... 🥵🪢

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