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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 2d

Great Thanksgiving dessert! 🤤

herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 3d

Beautiful Cabin in the Woods 🧟🎃

herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 4d

Happy birthday

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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 6d

I think this is fine for my first pumpkin carving 🥰. Pumpkin carving tools are just for cutting. It took a couple of days between cutting the top open, and getting wood carving tools from Amazon. I'm not sure why people treat a pumpkin like a UV map when it has volume as well

herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 6d

Either you're a liberal, or you're a fascist. There's no middle ground at this point 😒

herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 14d

OMG, right? That's why I get all the "we have no idea why this is broken or doesn't work" stuff. And, yeah, you have to time-box these kinds of tasks

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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 15d

It eats the Smarties one at a time or else it gets the hose again

herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 19d

Wouldn't they dress up as real heroes like firemen?

herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 19d

Hahahahaha 😬💀

Tess Snider @malkyne.com · 19d

From this article: futurism.com/future-socie...

Top US Army General Says He's Letting ChatGPT Make Military Decisions

The lead US military commander in South Korea told reporters he's becoming really close with ChatGPT lately.

futurism.com

herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 19d

Hahahahaha 😬💀

herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 21d

As well-known as Columbus' voyage is, we only know the name of one of his ships: Santa Maria. Two have nicknames: "little Ninos" and "pink lady". And, we don't know the name of the fourth ship 🤷

herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 22d

Captain America: Brave New World
This reminds me of the old Japanese TV series that Sandy Frank would cut together into movies for the US market. They can't even keep the digital stock quality and coloring consistent between scenes 🫠🤦

herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 22d

My movies don't have scripts and people don't admit to watching them but they're still better than MCU movies 🫠💀

herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 22d

Yes, and?

herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 22d

*ahem* "AI deployed update late Friday"

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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 23d

The Substance
I liked it, but it's about 45 minutes too long

herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 23d

Triscuits are like 100 years old. Have they been advertised in the last 50 years?

herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 23d

Hahahahaha
gizmodo.com/ups-is-destr...

UPS Is Destroying Packages Stuck in Trump's Tariff Chaos

Nobody is happy, from the businesses overseas to the Americans waiting on their packages. And it's all Trump's fault.

gizmodo.com

herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 23d

As far as I can tell, no one got them; the company that sold them is a shell. There are lots of fakes for sale. Horrifyingly, there's articles talking about launching them in predominantly black areas because "those people like sneakers" 😬🫠 As a historian, I'm addicted to looking things up 🤷

herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 23d

According to Reddit: nope

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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 24d

It should've been them without Bob in a movie, and then a movie where they add a heavy hitter and find Bob and find out what an overwhelming powerhouse he is, and then, Bob going bad in the third

herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 24d

Thunderbolts*
It's ok. It's 2 or 3 movies of characters most people don't know crammed into a single movie. I blame Disney management. It should've been 3 movies and taken a more Andor-style which it often tries to aspire to

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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 25d

Omw

a cat is sitting in a car with its paws on the steering wheel

ALT: a cat is sitting in a car with its paws on the steering wheel

media.tenor.com

herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 25d

three raccoons are standing on top of a white container

ALT: three raccoons are standing on top of a white container

media.tenor.com

herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 26d

Annual reminder that kinks are hereditary. You have something to discuss at Holiday dinner 🎃🦃🌲🍑

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