Grouchy fox, hidden raven
@herefox.bsky.social
Fond of latibulation, gay he/him book nerd who plays too many video games, reads millions of books, bakes a lot and has a stupid amount of other hobbies.
Pinned
One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring them all, and in the backyard bind them.
Do I need another plushie? Probably not. Is the megalomaniac fox from plushie super cute and sort of fitting because I'm not really one but I play one on tv, so to speak? Very much yes.
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Plushie Dreadfuls - Megalomaniac Fox - Plush Stuffed Animal
Megalomania is an unnaturally strong wish for power and control or the belief that you are very much more important and powerful than you really are. Meet the Megalomaniac Fox ! 'We' formally invite ...
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February 7, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Do I need another plushie? Probably not. Is the megalomaniac fox from plushie super cute and sort of fitting because I'm not really one but I play one on tv, so to speak? Very much yes.
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Ah the good old days”where are the hell are my glasses when you can feel them resting on your head (to be fair I normally put the on the nightstand or bed and I’m laying in the dark)
February 6, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Ah the good old days”where are the hell are my glasses when you can feel them resting on your head (to be fair I normally put the on the nightstand or bed and I’m laying in the dark)
It is, given that I’m trying to retract myself to sight read on my piano, how much my music theory is bone deep such that when a piece does something odd with the key is usually where I stop and go “what?”
February 6, 2026 at 2:57 AM
It is, given that I’m trying to retract myself to sight read on my piano, how much my music theory is bone deep such that when a piece does something odd with the key is usually where I stop and go “what?”
Seen walking to the train station
February 6, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Seen walking to the train station
Chuir mé mo méara sa méara. (web translation of this won't work because the word 'méara' can also mean mayor but I'm trying to amuse myself here people)
February 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Chuir mé mo méara sa méara. (web translation of this won't work because the word 'méara' can also mean mayor but I'm trying to amuse myself here people)
Reposting this because I have an hour left of work and my brain is melting out my ears and I used to be funny.
One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring them all, and in the backyard bind them.
February 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Reposting this because I have an hour left of work and my brain is melting out my ears and I used to be funny.
Long day is long. Send help. And a million dollars so I don't have to get up tomorrow.
February 5, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Long day is long. Send help. And a million dollars so I don't have to get up tomorrow.
One of the ways I find that my brain is dealing with the never ending stress of our current lives is diving back to my early life and plotting what would have happened if I made different choices. Or it's looking into other timelines that aren't as suck, I suppose :-p
February 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
One of the ways I find that my brain is dealing with the never ending stress of our current lives is diving back to my early life and plotting what would have happened if I made different choices. Or it's looking into other timelines that aren't as suck, I suppose :-p
Damn it, I went into my bank account as an excuse to talk myself out of stopping for dinner on the way home to find out they paid me three days early.
February 4, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Damn it, I went into my bank account as an excuse to talk myself out of stopping for dinner on the way home to find out they paid me three days early.
My post of dinner last night got many likes making me think it ended up on the discover tab. Shockingly I got not one person responding that it wasn't pizza.
February 4, 2026 at 10:34 PM
My post of dinner last night got many likes making me think it ended up on the discover tab. Shockingly I got not one person responding that it wasn't pizza.
I have been exceedingly popular today with people needing help so I am finally just making my first cup of tea in the office today. Public service announcement just in case I dry up and blow away before it cools enough to drink.
February 4, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I have been exceedingly popular today with people needing help so I am finally just making my first cup of tea in the office today. Public service announcement just in case I dry up and blow away before it cools enough to drink.
Random shower thought mostly brought upon by having get up at o’dark thirty to go into the office: I don’t think modern people realize how important reliable and safe lights being available changed how people live these dsys
February 4, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Random shower thought mostly brought upon by having get up at o’dark thirty to go into the office: I don’t think modern people realize how important reliable and safe lights being available changed how people live these dsys
Dear colleague at another institution: It is not my fault that you have: A) not invoiced for what we owe you or B) Spent more than our contract says you could. While I suspect that we will, indeed, be providing you with more funding, you can shove it up your ass if you're going to demand it.
February 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Dear colleague at another institution: It is not my fault that you have: A) not invoiced for what we owe you or B) Spent more than our contract says you could. While I suspect that we will, indeed, be providing you with more funding, you can shove it up your ass if you're going to demand it.
Mike Johnson looks exactly like someone who would be cast to play a creepy pedophile or serial killer. So I suppose Hollywood sometimes gets it right.
February 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Mike Johnson looks exactly like someone who would be cast to play a creepy pedophile or serial killer. So I suppose Hollywood sometimes gets it right.
Reposted by Grouchy fox, hidden raven
@abedog.bsky.social should I do this next time we go karaoking?
February 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
@abedog.bsky.social should I do this next time we go karaoking?
It's a fox thing.
Cancer: Oddly your seduction technique of loudly shrieking into the ears of prospective partners is working far better than it should.
February 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
It's a fox thing.
Talking about Mists of Avalon made me want to reread "The Fionavar Tapestry" because it has one of the few good takes on Guinevere that I've seen
February 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Talking about Mists of Avalon made me want to reread "The Fionavar Tapestry" because it has one of the few good takes on Guinevere that I've seen
Me:why am I cold
Also me: almost always the answer to this is a blood sugar crash, why do you keep asking the question?
Also me: almost always the answer to this is a blood sugar crash, why do you keep asking the question?
February 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Me:why am I cold
Also me: almost always the answer to this is a blood sugar crash, why do you keep asking the question?
Also me: almost always the answer to this is a blood sugar crash, why do you keep asking the question?
Going to the farmers market today let me deploy one of my favorite shirts twice
February 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Going to the farmers market today let me deploy one of my favorite shirts twice
Hi. I’m a fix that has strong book opinions and just enough wine in him to share them.
February 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Hi. I’m a fix that has strong book opinions and just enough wine in him to share them.
I very much need a boyfriend in my life that doesn’t muck me for bring weepy as lesbians get a happily ever after
February 1, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I very much need a boyfriend in my life that doesn’t muck me for bring weepy as lesbians get a happily ever after
Helena greer’s carrigan Christmas tree farm books are so good & you know they are because they’re largely queer woman romance & I have nothing in that game (though I would like to order a Cole now, thank you very much) just finished the third, “hers for the weekend” will buy whatever she writes next
February 1, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Helena greer’s carrigan Christmas tree farm books are so good & you know they are because they’re largely queer woman romance & I have nothing in that game (though I would like to order a Cole now, thank you very much) just finished the third, “hers for the weekend” will buy whatever she writes next
I don’t know if I have several neighbors that often set off their fire alarm or one neighbor that’s a dragon who keeps setting fire to the curtains.
January 31, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I don’t know if I have several neighbors that often set off their fire alarm or one neighbor that’s a dragon who keeps setting fire to the curtains.