HeresyMachine
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Aria / it/she / building sinister contraptions and evil devices in my lab
(pfp by @saiwoart on twitter)
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You know those mobile game ads of a king in imminent danger as the player loses the game? They should make those with princesses except she’s crying and peeing herself a little and the ad isn’t even for a game just the concept of bad things happening to princesses
January 21, 2026 at 6:28 PM
You know those mobile game ads of a king in imminent danger as the player loses the game? They should make those with princesses except she’s crying and peeing herself a little and the ad isn’t even for a game just the concept of bad things happening to princesses
God, Empire strikes back is a perfect movie. Like I could complain about it for sure but the script and direction and everything is just so tight. And it’s just such a pretty movie too…
January 18, 2026 at 2:57 AM
God, Empire strikes back is a perfect movie. Like I could complain about it for sure but the script and direction and everything is just so tight. And it’s just such a pretty movie too…
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Thinking about ways to restrain a mage beyond gags and finger restraints. Novocaine injected into the tongue so they slur their words. Drugs that induce tremor so I can't form the sigils. I mean they. I mean they.
December 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Thinking about ways to restrain a mage beyond gags and finger restraints. Novocaine injected into the tongue so they slur their words. Drugs that induce tremor so I can't form the sigils. I mean they. I mean they.
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of the Devil - Episode 1 is on-sale as part of the Steam Detective Fest! That discount STACKS with the Episode 1 and 2 bundle, so tell a friend!
January 16, 2026 at 2:04 AM
of the Devil - Episode 1 is on-sale as part of the Steam Detective Fest! That discount STACKS with the Episode 1 and 2 bundle, so tell a friend!
RPG enemy that transforms a party member so that they can only use support skills, forcing you to adapt and try to close out the battle with a buffed mediocre attacker. Also it changes them into a skimpy cheerleader outfit because I am a pervert.
January 16, 2026 at 2:43 AM
RPG enemy that transforms a party member so that they can only use support skills, forcing you to adapt and try to close out the battle with a buffed mediocre attacker. Also it changes them into a skimpy cheerleader outfit because I am a pervert.
I need to be locked in a cage and poked with hot sticks until I write something and then beaten to death because it sucks
January 14, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I need to be locked in a cage and poked with hot sticks until I write something and then beaten to death because it sucks
looking at skins from that Chinese Tom and Jerry gacha and driving myself insane. I do have to respect the monumental efforts of the devs to try and make these characters fuckable without changing any of the fundamental designs
January 14, 2026 at 2:08 AM
looking at skins from that Chinese Tom and Jerry gacha and driving myself insane. I do have to respect the monumental efforts of the devs to try and make these characters fuckable without changing any of the fundamental designs
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Joker All Vouice Lines
October 31, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Joker All Vouice Lines
I’m going fucking crazy how do I get a full odds shiny before I find a single pichu ITS ONLY LIKE A 1/20 CHANCE
January 13, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I’m going fucking crazy how do I get a full odds shiny before I find a single pichu ITS ONLY LIKE A 1/20 CHANCE
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This is the platonic ideal evil woman. Big boobs, exposed pits, pathetic subordinate girl… this is how it should be
January 10, 2026 at 2:11 AM
This is the platonic ideal evil woman. Big boobs, exposed pits, pathetic subordinate girl… this is how it should be
lrt when you imagine me you have to picture me looking that
January 8, 2026 at 11:15 PM
lrt when you imagine me you have to picture me looking that
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Making the brainwashed hero girl sit on my lap and my right-hand henchwoman gets all huffy because I never did that for her and she doesn’t even need to be brainwashed to be loyal…
January 8, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Making the brainwashed hero girl sit on my lap and my right-hand henchwoman gets all huffy because I never did that for her and she doesn’t even need to be brainwashed to be loyal…
I love the sleazy dyke in OTD2 she’s sooo cute Morgan should be allowed to kiss her and maybe stab her a little
January 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I love the sleazy dyke in OTD2 she’s sooo cute Morgan should be allowed to kiss her and maybe stab her a little
Commission from Saiwoart on twitter!
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Commission from Saiwoart on twitter!
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yuri between a woman with swirly glasses and a woman with perpetual heart eyes
January 1, 2026 at 5:46 PM
yuri between a woman with swirly glasses and a woman with perpetual heart eyes
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I'm a genius and you're a barbarian. That much is known. Your tenacity in the face of utter annihilation is commendable (would that my own infantry blockheads had that kind of spine), but no matter how incredible your feats may be, no one heroine is going to turn the tide by herself.
December 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I'm a genius and you're a barbarian. That much is known. Your tenacity in the face of utter annihilation is commendable (would that my own infantry blockheads had that kind of spine), but no matter how incredible your feats may be, no one heroine is going to turn the tide by herself.
It sucks because I know for a fact that I would love the metal gear series but I absolutely despise stealth games. Luckily I’m also interested in death stranding, which is my second least favorite genre (walking sim).
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It sucks because I know for a fact that I would love the metal gear series but I absolutely despise stealth games. Luckily I’m also interested in death stranding, which is my second least favorite genre (walking sim).
Imagine there was a freckles glasses girl who didn’t like wearing glasses and also never went outside so her freckles were always faint. You would still have to love her anyway.
December 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Imagine there was a freckles glasses girl who didn’t like wearing glasses and also never went outside so her freckles were always faint. You would still have to love her anyway.
Tokyo Godfathers is so goddamn good. I never doubted you for a moment Satoshi Kon
December 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Tokyo Godfathers is so goddamn good. I never doubted you for a moment Satoshi Kon
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