Jeff Hebert
@heromachine.com
Creator of HeroMachine, web developer, co-host of the Nerdmudgeon podcast.
Revisiting this restaurant in OGDEN, UTAH because I learned "Ombu" means "Free Food Poisoning" in Japanese. Probably.
I bet the buffet line is a slow-moving conveyer belt, the food starting out as sushi & cooking into #Cajun food the longer it takes, before ending up in a gumbo pot.
I bet the buffet line is a slow-moving conveyer belt, the food starting out as sushi & cooking into #Cajun food the longer it takes, before ending up in a gumbo pot.
December 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Revisiting this restaurant in OGDEN, UTAH because I learned "Ombu" means "Free Food Poisoning" in Japanese. Probably.
I bet the buffet line is a slow-moving conveyer belt, the food starting out as sushi & cooking into #Cajun food the longer it takes, before ending up in a gumbo pot.
I bet the buffet line is a slow-moving conveyer belt, the food starting out as sushi & cooking into #Cajun food the longer it takes, before ending up in a gumbo pot.
Songs I sing to the dogs on our walks:
• “What are we Snifferating?”
• “5 Bags of Poop on a 2 Dog Walk (That Math Ain’t Mathing)”
• “Cooper is a Hedonist”
• “Please Don’t Drag Me Into Traffic”
• “Snow Snax!!”
How I haven’t been arrested yet for public stupidity I don’t know.
• “What are we Snifferating?”
• “5 Bags of Poop on a 2 Dog Walk (That Math Ain’t Mathing)”
• “Cooper is a Hedonist”
• “Please Don’t Drag Me Into Traffic”
• “Snow Snax!!”
How I haven’t been arrested yet for public stupidity I don’t know.
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Songs I sing to the dogs on our walks:
• “What are we Snifferating?”
• “5 Bags of Poop on a 2 Dog Walk (That Math Ain’t Mathing)”
• “Cooper is a Hedonist”
• “Please Don’t Drag Me Into Traffic”
• “Snow Snax!!”
How I haven’t been arrested yet for public stupidity I don’t know.
• “What are we Snifferating?”
• “5 Bags of Poop on a 2 Dog Walk (That Math Ain’t Mathing)”
• “Cooper is a Hedonist”
• “Please Don’t Drag Me Into Traffic”
• “Snow Snax!!”
How I haven’t been arrested yet for public stupidity I don’t know.
Sunset on the Wasatch Mountains, #Utah. #photography
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Sunset on the Wasatch Mountains, #Utah. #photography
None of these halftime shows are my kind of music and as an older white man you know what?!
That’s totally fine, not everything is for me. I’m glad the fans of it are getting to enjoy what they love.
That’s totally fine, not everything is for me. I’m glad the fans of it are getting to enjoy what they love.
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
None of these halftime shows are my kind of music and as an older white man you know what?!
That’s totally fine, not everything is for me. I’m glad the fans of it are getting to enjoy what they love.
That’s totally fine, not everything is for me. I’m glad the fans of it are getting to enjoy what they love.
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
What could possibly go wrong with a sushi and Cajun buffet in OREM, UTAH!
For our non-American friends, Orem, Utah is very, very far from oceans containing seafood, and from Cajuns.
I feel sure, though, that making it a buffet can only increase both the health and quality of the offerings.
For our non-American friends, Orem, Utah is very, very far from oceans containing seafood, and from Cajuns.
I feel sure, though, that making it a buffet can only increase both the health and quality of the offerings.
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
What could possibly go wrong with a sushi and Cajun buffet in OREM, UTAH!
For our non-American friends, Orem, Utah is very, very far from oceans containing seafood, and from Cajuns.
I feel sure, though, that making it a buffet can only increase both the health and quality of the offerings.
For our non-American friends, Orem, Utah is very, very far from oceans containing seafood, and from Cajuns.
I feel sure, though, that making it a buffet can only increase both the health and quality of the offerings.
Fucking #janeausten making me feel things and cry. Fucking #persuasion.
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Fucking #janeausten making me feel things and cry. Fucking #persuasion.
Proposal: The name for a group of people in a virtual meeting should be a "Mute". It sounds like Moot, which is already cool, & it references the fact that telling people they're muted is the single most common phrase heard in these meetings.
I eagerly await approval from bsky.app/profile/merr....
I eagerly await approval from bsky.app/profile/merr....
bsky.app
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Proposal: The name for a group of people in a virtual meeting should be a "Mute". It sounds like Moot, which is already cool, & it references the fact that telling people they're muted is the single most common phrase heard in these meetings.
I eagerly await approval from bsky.app/profile/merr....
I eagerly await approval from bsky.app/profile/merr....
#Merriam-Webster should make “You're sharing the wrong screen” and “You’re muted” as their Phrases of the year.
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
#Merriam-Webster should make “You're sharing the wrong screen” and “You’re muted” as their Phrases of the year.
I am only awake under protest. 😪
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I am only awake under protest. 😪
Elon Musk is basically Temu Steve Jobs. #showerthoughts
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Elon Musk is basically Temu Steve Jobs. #showerthoughts
Reposted by Jeff Hebert
itsjusttheticket.blogspot.com/2014/04/vill...
#TBT #tbthursday #throwbackthursday #originalcharacter
Welcome backward, Ticketholders, to another #throwback @heromachine.com #supervillain.
Here's your answer to "what if Elon Musk, Obadiah Stain, and Justin Hammer were the same person?"
Enjoy!
#TBT #tbthursday #throwbackthursday #originalcharacter
Welcome backward, Ticketholders, to another #throwback @heromachine.com #supervillain.
Here's your answer to "what if Elon Musk, Obadiah Stain, and Justin Hammer were the same person?"
Enjoy!
Villains Are Made #3: Power Suits Him Well
I got through this one relatively quickly, even with the amount of shading I put into him. This dude's all new in my universe, and I think y...
itsjusttheticket.blogspot.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
itsjusttheticket.blogspot.com/2014/04/vill...
#TBT #tbthursday #throwbackthursday #originalcharacter
Welcome backward, Ticketholders, to another #throwback @heromachine.com #supervillain.
Here's your answer to "what if Elon Musk, Obadiah Stain, and Justin Hammer were the same person?"
Enjoy!
#TBT #tbthursday #throwbackthursday #originalcharacter
Welcome backward, Ticketholders, to another #throwback @heromachine.com #supervillain.
Here's your answer to "what if Elon Musk, Obadiah Stain, and Justin Hammer were the same person?"
Enjoy!
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I removed “illustrator” from my profile description today. It’s time to face facts, I just don’t draw any more like I used to.
The seasons of our lives change and at some point we have to accept the pain of letting go of something you once loved.
The seasons of our lives change and at some point we have to accept the pain of letting go of something you once loved.
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I removed “illustrator” from my profile description today. It’s time to face facts, I just don’t draw any more like I used to.
The seasons of our lives change and at some point we have to accept the pain of letting go of something you once loved.
The seasons of our lives change and at some point we have to accept the pain of letting go of something you once loved.
"LETTUCE FREE!" he cried.
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced a single misdemeanor after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"LETTUCE FREE!" he cried.
The Lonely Bench. #utah #photography
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The Lonely Bench. #utah #photography
My wife had to write me a check from a business account and spelled my name wrong. We've been married for almost 30 years ...
November 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My wife had to write me a check from a business account and spelled my name wrong. We've been married for almost 30 years ...
#Utah does outdoor recreation right. Very interesting plan!
This western state just unveiled plans for a 3,100-mile bicycle interstate system
Utah plans to build a paved bike path within one mile of 95% of the state's residents.
www.singletracks.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
#Utah does outdoor recreation right. Very interesting plan!
Reposted by Jeff Hebert
I’m just a small-town political scientist, & it’s still relatively early, but it appears that The Actual Democrats did not Need To Do any of the Things or Learn any of the Obvious Lessons that Ezra Douthglesias said they Must Do & Learn.
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m just a small-town political scientist, & it’s still relatively early, but it appears that The Actual Democrats did not Need To Do any of the Things or Learn any of the Obvious Lessons that Ezra Douthglesias said they Must Do & Learn.
Which instrument do you most identify with in “Take Five” by The Dave Brubeck Quartet?
Narcissists will claim the oboe but we all know the good people are the piano, unheralded but foundational. #jazz #music #fascistssuck
Narcissists will claim the oboe but we all know the good people are the piano, unheralded but foundational. #jazz #music #fascistssuck
November 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Which instrument do you most identify with in “Take Five” by The Dave Brubeck Quartet?
Narcissists will claim the oboe but we all know the good people are the piano, unheralded but foundational. #jazz #music #fascistssuck
Narcissists will claim the oboe but we all know the good people are the piano, unheralded but foundational. #jazz #music #fascistssuck
My entire personality now is “What can I make that adding garlic chili crisp to it will make it exponentially better”.
November 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My entire personality now is “What can I make that adding garlic chili crisp to it will make it exponentially better”.
My stomach is full but my mouth is hungry.
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 AM
My stomach is full but my mouth is hungry.
