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herosshade.bsky.social
@herosshade.bsky.social
Migrated from Twitter because Elon turned it into a cesspit

Neurodivergent
Hyperfixations are Marvel, DC Comics, Manga, and the Legend of Zelda
Former Death Battle researcher, amateur writer

High Wisdom, Low Intelligence build.

Genderfluid Him/Her
Thinking about how Navajo Wind-talkers were pivotal against the Axis Powers due to their messages being indecipherable to the enemy, and then looking at Gen Alpha brainrot...

Guys, I've got some ideas, and it may be cringe, but sacrifices will have to be made in our fight against mecha-Hitler.
February 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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So is there a social media alternative that doesn't force me to doxx myself to Peter Teil? Or is that asking too much?
February 14, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Ik it's the most autistic thing ever, but when anyone misdiagnoses Link as a mute, even as a joke, I want to actually throttle someone.

It was never an inability to speak. It's a combination of Link being introverted and the media not showing us Link speaking full sentences as an artistic choice.
February 14, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Can neurotypicals stop saying "the tism" please?

I'm basically the authority on autism, and I'm claiming that as our word.

You can't use it anymore.
February 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
*checks Epstien files*

Oooooh, so that's what Republicans always meant by "Think of the children"

Seems y'all were thinking about children A LOT
February 13, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Bout to throw hands with fascist militants like I'm Arkham Batman
February 12, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Asking for a friend
How do you punish a brat?

No seriously, whenever they're being a lil freak and I threaten to to retaliate they're all like "Ooh daddy/mommy I like that" like no you are actually annoying me bc I'm trying to be productive today but punishing just makes us both horny and I can't get shit done 😭
February 12, 2026 at 2:19 PM
February 12, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Working in a public setting has me convinced that 50% of adults have never developed object permanence. Like, if they're not looking at it, it might as well not exist, but unless they want it to.

As if Employees Only section is some sort of Schrodinger's Box that conforms to their preconceptions.
February 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I remember when Wii wasn't considered retro, it was just what everyone had in public spaces
Age verification?

I remember a time before Facebook. Ive also used a rotary phone.
Age verification?

I collected pogs as a kid
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I'm experiencing the "co-worker Playlist" meme except they have the most obnoxious TikToks on loop, meanwhile I'm sitting here eating watching YouTube on mute with captions bc I actually have regard for human life
February 10, 2026 at 3:54 PM
So where are all the "It sucks having to choose between Hillary and Trump" mfrs now?

What happened to being all closeted and embarrassed about liking Trump?

Now would be a good time to go back to that.

It's not a good look and it's only going to get worse from here.
February 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Another day of screaming into the void
February 8, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Just learned about the Shaay Undertale situation.

To think they're the first person to make me feel comfortable about being nb. They taught me so much about Undertale and Deltarune. Now that knowledge is tainted.

You really can't trust Youtubers, can you?

I'm fucking pissed and devastated.
February 5, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Need to clarify a few things bc word limit is a bitch.

20 F is -6 C, for those not living under a fascist totalitarian admin.

People would rather go to primary care to basically slap a bandaid on their emergent issue than pay ambulance fees and god knows what else at the ER, even with insurance.
It's 20 F in Florida. Before you say "Thats not that cold" IN FLORIDA. We're used to the full concentrated power of the sun.

Everyone is coming to the clinic.
Meanwhile Emergency rooms are empty due to weather.
Because primary care is cheaper.

I want you to think about how barbaric that is.
February 2, 2026 at 3:20 PM
It's 20 F in Florida. Before you say "Thats not that cold" IN FLORIDA. We're used to the full concentrated power of the sun.

Everyone is coming to the clinic.
Meanwhile Emergency rooms are empty due to weather.
Because primary care is cheaper.

I want you to think about how barbaric that is.
February 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
youtu.be/WSqUBwlHld4?...

RIGHT AFTER I JUST POSTED THIS

I AM NOT USED TO MY SOCIAL MEDIA BEING THIS BASED, WHAT IS GOING OOOOOONNNNN
January 30, 2026 at 3:51 PM
youtu.be/jKVnur5DkdI?...

Wtf is going on with YouTube's algorithm today???

Does it know something we don't?
Tear the fascists down - Woody Guthrie
YouTube video by Mshrms
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Boy oh boy, it's that time again to explain to Boomers that an ice Storm is not evidence again global warming because climate and weather aren't the same and the high temperature of the ocean is precisely why we're having such erratic weather patterns
January 29, 2026 at 1:35 PM
"Xbox 360 is an old console"
"Naruto is an old anime"
"Super Mario Galaxy is an old game"

No no, see. You Zoomer kids have got it all wrong.

Something can only be old if it came out at least a decade before I was born.
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 PM
This x1000

If I'm gonna sit there and listen to something I don't care about, you better honor the social contract and let me do the same to you or else we can't be friends.
Neurotypicals will really call you on the phone just to yap about normie shit like sports or a trending tv show, but then you wanna talk about your favorite video game or what happened in your DnD campaign and they go "Ew nerd shit" and cut you off.
January 26, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Playing Arkham City today is so surreal because back then militarizing a city and staging riots and gang wars to promote execution of people on the street was an extreme fictionalization. Kid me would look at it and go "Wow, good thing this would never happen."

Now it's basically a headline.
January 26, 2026 at 1:43 PM