Hesrah
@hesrah.bsky.social
(He/Him) Silver Dragon, Shapeshifter, Electric Fans Repairdragon
Say hello, I like you already!
Say hello, I like you already!
I wanted to buy lemon gum, but I accidentally bought quince lozenges.
I'm a fool.
I'm a fool.
February 17, 2026 at 9:54 AM
I wanted to buy lemon gum, but I accidentally bought quince lozenges.
I'm a fool.
I'm a fool.
@losingcolour.bsky.social come out to pawpads!
February 17, 2026 at 9:37 AM
@losingcolour.bsky.social come out to pawpads!
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His new potion is working better than expected
February 17, 2026 at 3:38 AM
His new potion is working better than expected
"... and I kept saying while we were putting the straitjacket on him, 'Buddy, you can scream about being Pagliaci all you like, but that guy is actually funny!'"
February 16, 2026 at 7:46 AM
"... and I kept saying while we were putting the straitjacket on him, 'Buddy, you can scream about being Pagliaci all you like, but that guy is actually funny!'"
One day I'd like to dress up as a pilot, and get really really drunk at an airport bar, and then go for a stagger through the airport.
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 AM
One day I'd like to dress up as a pilot, and get really really drunk at an airport bar, and then go for a stagger through the airport.
"Wind turbines are actually powered by the grid for appearances sake" is my favourite
February 11, 2026 at 10:43 AM
"Wind turbines are actually powered by the grid for appearances sake" is my favourite
Boy oh boy. White conservative work dudes have such wild wrong takes over a few beers.
February 11, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Boy oh boy. White conservative work dudes have such wild wrong takes over a few beers.
On my flight to Melbourne, I was sitting across from an older Indian man was reading the book "What Women Think."
Wonder what he thought of it...
Wonder what he thought of it...
February 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
On my flight to Melbourne, I was sitting across from an older Indian man was reading the book "What Women Think."
Wonder what he thought of it...
Wonder what he thought of it...
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
On some nights, it still feels like Dad is just a phone call away.
February 8, 2026 at 3:44 PM
On some nights, it still feels like Dad is just a phone call away.
The worst thing about Crypto ATMs is lugging them home and finding nothing inside them.
February 5, 2026 at 6:21 AM
The worst thing about Crypto ATMs is lugging them home and finding nothing inside them.
Can't wait for my Tesla humanoid robot to catch on fire and lock me into my burning house.
January 29, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Can't wait for my Tesla humanoid robot to catch on fire and lock me into my burning house.
I only bitch about it because I'm trying to study tonight, and not even noise cancelling earphones are saving me from being an old curmudgeon...
January 27, 2026 at 8:49 AM
I only bitch about it because I'm trying to study tonight, and not even noise cancelling earphones are saving me from being an old curmudgeon...
The upstairs neighbour on one side has endless speakerphone shoutfests with her crew. They got endless dramas and beefs, with follow-on hash-outs. All of it is so dumb. I hear all.
The upstairs neighbour on the other side seems to have given birth to a young family of stampeding wildebeasts.
The upstairs neighbour on the other side seems to have given birth to a young family of stampeding wildebeasts.
January 27, 2026 at 8:33 AM
The upstairs neighbour on one side has endless speakerphone shoutfests with her crew. They got endless dramas and beefs, with follow-on hash-outs. All of it is so dumb. I hear all.
The upstairs neighbour on the other side seems to have given birth to a young family of stampeding wildebeasts.
The upstairs neighbour on the other side seems to have given birth to a young family of stampeding wildebeasts.
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I wonder if there's a distinct correlation between the folks who had the worst takes in Gamergate and how many DHS-issued jackboots are on their shoe racks.
January 25, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I wonder if there's a distinct correlation between the folks who had the worst takes in Gamergate and how many DHS-issued jackboots are on their shoe racks.
@furryfagshack.bsky.social Marry me, oh noble curator of smut
January 24, 2026 at 11:01 AM
@furryfagshack.bsky.social Marry me, oh noble curator of smut
I listened to the Davos speech. Anyone who chortled at the previous president's age and speaking manner ought to throw themselves off a building if they can't bring themselves to admit the current one is malfunctioning.
January 24, 2026 at 7:18 AM
I listened to the Davos speech. Anyone who chortled at the previous president's age and speaking manner ought to throw themselves off a building if they can't bring themselves to admit the current one is malfunctioning.
I have a repetitive strain injury from nervously holding a slideshow clicker too hard for an entire week.
January 23, 2026 at 10:17 AM
I have a repetitive strain injury from nervously holding a slideshow clicker too hard for an entire week.
I've pretty much found that if I sit on my phone, flipping through different things to kill time - it pretty much completely scrambles my ability to focus after I put the phone down.
January 22, 2026 at 6:41 AM
I've pretty much found that if I sit on my phone, flipping through different things to kill time - it pretty much completely scrambles my ability to focus after I put the phone down.
Liberal/National wiki page must have some kind of automated script on it now, to flip "is" to "was" whenever they break up or get back together.
January 22, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Liberal/National wiki page must have some kind of automated script on it now, to flip "is" to "was" whenever they break up or get back together.
Putting some hard restrictions on my phone for Internet, YouTube and pretty much anything distracting except for a couple of chat programs and bluesky.
I can break them if it's necessary but I need to help myself away from the distractions.
I can break them if it's necessary but I need to help myself away from the distractions.
January 15, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Putting some hard restrictions on my phone for Internet, YouTube and pretty much anything distracting except for a couple of chat programs and bluesky.
I can break them if it's necessary but I need to help myself away from the distractions.
I can break them if it's necessary but I need to help myself away from the distractions.
A relationship is people deciding that the call together is ongoing.
January 15, 2026 at 12:38 PM
A relationship is people deciding that the call together is ongoing.
"Musk denies knowledge of Grok producing sexualized images of minors"
Hold X to doubt
Hold X to doubt
January 15, 2026 at 6:45 AM
"Musk denies knowledge of Grok producing sexualized images of minors"
Hold X to doubt
Hold X to doubt