hetekares the sage
@hetekeres.bsky.social
ancient master of the arcane arts. opinions are my own
Pinned
throwing a party at the mind palace tonight. gonna be mad formless presences there
I’m gonna kill an archon. Who wants in?
September 6, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I’m gonna kill an archon. Who wants in?
can’t wait to see the time mage homies yesterday
August 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
can’t wait to see the time mage homies yesterday
Mastery over the elements is nothing compared to mastery of the self.
June 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Mastery over the elements is nothing compared to mastery of the self.
yes i am considering lichdom. no i will not tell you where my phylacteries will be hidden
June 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
yes i am considering lichdom. no i will not tell you where my phylacteries will be hidden
sorry I haven’t posted in a while. got trapped in the twisting slabs and drowned corridors of my inner mind again for an epoch again
June 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
sorry I haven’t posted in a while. got trapped in the twisting slabs and drowned corridors of my inner mind again for an epoch again
turns out the radiant spring I’ve been collecting water from feeds a forbidden stream so now I gotta throw out all my holy water and make a sacrifice to a nymph named Gladys under a blood moon
June 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
turns out the radiant spring I’ve been collecting water from feeds a forbidden stream so now I gotta throw out all my holy water and make a sacrifice to a nymph named Gladys under a blood moon
who let the Tangled Intruder into the physical realm again? stop summoning him its literally never worth it
June 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
who let the Tangled Intruder into the physical realm again? stop summoning him its literally never worth it
anyone got a top tier field I can frolic in? my whimsy is lacking
June 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
anyone got a top tier field I can frolic in? my whimsy is lacking
throwing a party at the mind palace tonight. gonna be mad formless presences there
June 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
throwing a party at the mind palace tonight. gonna be mad formless presences there
Who's your most overrated wizard of all time?
Mine’s got to be Bombo Glorbuckle. Bro is B tier at best. Summoned Azafael? Who hasn’t? Dug the Well of Dreams? Totally useless until somebody else added the bucket. mid.
Mine’s got to be Bombo Glorbuckle. Bro is B tier at best. Summoned Azafael? Who hasn’t? Dug the Well of Dreams? Totally useless until somebody else added the bucket. mid.
June 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Who's your most overrated wizard of all time?
Mine’s got to be Bombo Glorbuckle. Bro is B tier at best. Summoned Azafael? Who hasn’t? Dug the Well of Dreams? Totally useless until somebody else added the bucket. mid.
Mine’s got to be Bombo Glorbuckle. Bro is B tier at best. Summoned Azafael? Who hasn’t? Dug the Well of Dreams? Totally useless until somebody else added the bucket. mid.
I invented a spell that turns the lights off after you’ve gotten comfy in bed. I also invented a hex that turns them back on right when you’re falling asleep. I am balance incarnate
June 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I invented a spell that turns the lights off after you’ve gotten comfy in bed. I also invented a hex that turns them back on right when you’re falling asleep. I am balance incarnate
I remember a time when entrapping the soul of the moon in a giant crystal meant something
May 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I remember a time when entrapping the soul of the moon in a giant crystal meant something
do you ever get lonely wandering the endless corridors of the Static Plane? something about the linoleum really just gets to me when i'm in there
May 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
do you ever get lonely wandering the endless corridors of the Static Plane? something about the linoleum really just gets to me when i'm in there
if there’s not gonna be pensive beard stroking at the function, dont call me
May 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
if there’s not gonna be pensive beard stroking at the function, dont call me
stared into the embers of the planar phoenix in the mind palace this morning. not gonna go into detail but Chalamet should probably wear open toed shoes today.
May 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
stared into the embers of the planar phoenix in the mind palace this morning. not gonna go into detail but Chalamet should probably wear open toed shoes today.
question wizards: amulets going above the robes or hidden?
May 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
question wizards: amulets going above the robes or hidden?
!!cursed knowledge check!! what haunted tomes, possessed scrolls and forbidden grimoires you got in the lair?
May 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
!!cursed knowledge check!! what haunted tomes, possessed scrolls and forbidden grimoires you got in the lair?
apprentices these days see one cataclysmic vision in the orb and want to quit
May 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
apprentices these days see one cataclysmic vision in the orb and want to quit