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Nick Hurwitch
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Screenwriter and author. SUNDOWN / JUMPMAN / SO YOU CREATED A WORMHOLE / others. Nick-of-all-trades at @iam8bit.com. Rep: Joe Cavalier @ Heroes and Villains.
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Doing the #ScriptSky intro thing:

I'm a (mostly) feature writer that specializes in turning genre tropes on their heads.

My sci-fi thriller SUNDOWN was on the 2023 Black List.

My biopic JUMPMAN: THE LEGEND OF SHIGERU MIYAMOTO was a 2024 Nicholl semifinalist.

I won the AFF Pitch Comp once.

Hi 👋
THE RUNNING MAN and ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER are the same movie filtered through the lenses of wildly different cinematic voices.

Can't wait for the repertory double feature.
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"It's an anti-authoritarian movie released by the studio that's trying to buy Warner Bros." --Phil Lord on THE RUNNING MAN
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Imagine how short INCEPTION would have been if Leo had recruited Mamdani to the crew.
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Pistons had better not trade for Anthony Davis I swear to god
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Newly Discovered Bach Pieces Are the Fruits of Decades of Detective Work
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Somebody ask Grok how many friends Elon has and just how out of frame they are.
November 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Ah well there it is then
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Really wonder what, exactly, people need to see in the Epstein Files that is going to meaningfully change Trump's fate. Are people expecting photos? Videos?

Just bracing myself for the narrative moving to, "See? He had nothing to hide," when there is inevitably no smoking gun.
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My brain interpreted "Epstein Bill" as a guy. Like "Buffalo Bill" only much worse.
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Reminder that Trump could authorize the release of the Epstein Files at any time without being forced to 😎
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
To Marjorie Taylor Greene's prescriber... we thank you
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
8 months of the year: no new movies this month, sorry

May-July: here are all the movies coming out this year, plz see them all

November: 1,000 more for ya. thought you liked movies??

the trades every other week: is the box office dead forever?
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
BREAKING: I have ordered an investigation into the executives who have not purchased my screenplays
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
We deserved 10 seasons of Natasha Lyonne navigating modern, murdery Americana. TV feels broken.
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Our Black Friday Holiday Event is LIVE! Steven Universe, Rare, Outer Wilds, and so much more restocked + on sale! bit.ly/iam8bit-blac...
November 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My kids struggling to survive in a Mad Max future because we saddled them with climate change only the War Boys are chasing them to collect their monthly payment plus interest because I also saddled them with a 50-year mortgage
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Y'all heard of TDS? Trump Derangement Syndrome? It's when someone will go to any lengths to defend the actions of their godking.
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Love Cade, insane stat line, amazing comeback, but 31 missed shots is ROUGH
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
HEY MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE PROSECUTED THE AUTOCRAT WHO ORGANIZED A FAILED COUP JUST A THOUGHT
Trump just celebrated Schumer's cave by pardoning 75+ co-conspirators including Rudy Giuliani, Mark Meadows, and Sidney Powell, for their efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Every event this guy shows up to seems like it was put on by the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"Grand Theft Auto 6 Releases on All Consoles"
"Record Low Turnout Plagues Midterm Elections"
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I hate having a script out in the world. What do you mean you haven't read it yet?
November 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Hey LA, turns out we can run mayoral candidates other than a real estate mogul and a career politician with the police union endorsement.
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Probably the strongest evidence yet of what's possible when Democrats run on an actual working class, actual populist platform, rather than as Nicer Republicans.
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM