Nick Hurwitch
@hewizard.bsky.social
Screenwriter and author. SUNDOWN / JUMPMAN / SO YOU CREATED A WORMHOLE / others. Nick-of-all-trades at @iam8bit.com. Rep: Joe Cavalier @ Heroes and Villains.
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Nick Hurwitch
@hewizard.bsky.social
· Nov 21
Doing the #ScriptSky intro thing:
I'm a (mostly) feature writer that specializes in turning genre tropes on their heads.
My sci-fi thriller SUNDOWN was on the 2023 Black List.
My biopic JUMPMAN: THE LEGEND OF SHIGERU MIYAMOTO was a 2024 Nicholl semifinalist.
I won the AFF Pitch Comp once.
Hi 👋
I'm a (mostly) feature writer that specializes in turning genre tropes on their heads.
My sci-fi thriller SUNDOWN was on the 2023 Black List.
My biopic JUMPMAN: THE LEGEND OF SHIGERU MIYAMOTO was a 2024 Nicholl semifinalist.
I won the AFF Pitch Comp once.
Hi 👋
The Detroit Pistons are on pace to win 62 games.
January 20, 2026 at 4:39 AM
The Detroit Pistons are on pace to win 62 games.
Me coming back to this app after 4 days in the woods
a man in a red shirt is sitting at a table with a quote .
ALT: a man in a red shirt is sitting at a table with a quote .
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Me coming back to this app after 4 days in the woods
"If I could get one free wish, I would wish for a grappling hook." --my 10-year-old son, dreaming big
January 17, 2026 at 5:54 AM
"If I could get one free wish, I would wish for a grappling hook." --my 10-year-old son, dreaming big
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Saw your mom at The Bone Temple last night.
January 10, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Saw your mom at The Bone Temple last night.
Reposted by Nick Hurwitch
January 14, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Every interaction on this app happens within three minutes of posting, at which point your post is sucked into a place called the Skeet Void
January 14, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Every interaction on this app happens within three minutes of posting, at which point your post is sucked into a place called the Skeet Void
Scott Adams, Rest in Shit
January 13, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Scott Adams, Rest in Shit
Reposted by Nick Hurwitch
New video shows ICE agents detaining a US citizen legal observer in Minneapolis.
The agents smashed his car window, dragged him out, and placed a knee on his neck.
The agents smashed his car window, dragged him out, and placed a knee on his neck.
January 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
New video shows ICE agents detaining a US citizen legal observer in Minneapolis.
The agents smashed his car window, dragged him out, and placed a knee on his neck.
The agents smashed his car window, dragged him out, and placed a knee on his neck.
Just in case you thought it was okay to use twitter or buy a Tesla again.
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Just in case you thought it was okay to use twitter or buy a Tesla again.
You know, they call him the Fed Chairman, but I've never seen him eat. Never seen him eat. Never--never offered me a cheeseburger. No cheeseburgers. So folks, who has he fed?
January 13, 2026 at 4:01 AM
You know, they call him the Fed Chairman, but I've never seen him eat. Never seen him eat. Never--never offered me a cheeseburger. No cheeseburgers. So folks, who has he fed?
I bet if you offered me one million dollars to keep track of the same glasses cloth for a week I still could not do it
January 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I bet if you offered me one million dollars to keep track of the same glasses cloth for a week I still could not do it
Please update your MARIO KART WORLD review to include the fact that my kids asked if we could go back to MARIO KART 8.
January 11, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Please update your MARIO KART WORLD review to include the fact that my kids asked if we could go back to MARIO KART 8.
Saw your mom at The Bone Temple last night.
January 10, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Saw your mom at The Bone Temple last night.
SENTIMENTAL VALUE is a film about a man who desperately needs his family to read his screenplay. 5 stars
January 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
SENTIMENTAL VALUE is a film about a man who desperately needs his family to read his screenplay. 5 stars
When protesters are in the road: JUST RUN 'EM OVER, SHOULDN'T BE IN THE FUCKIN' ROAD!
When ICE is in the road: SHE WAS TRYING TO RUN HIM OVER! TERRORISM!
When ICE is in the road: SHE WAS TRYING TO RUN HIM OVER! TERRORISM!
January 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
When protesters are in the road: JUST RUN 'EM OVER, SHOULDN'T BE IN THE FUCKIN' ROAD!
When ICE is in the road: SHE WAS TRYING TO RUN HIM OVER! TERRORISM!
When ICE is in the road: SHE WAS TRYING TO RUN HIM OVER! TERRORISM!
This wind is giving me PTSD.
January 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
This wind is giving me PTSD.
JD Vance looks like the middle picture of an Animorphs cover where a boy is transforming into the human who evolved to survive a car crash
January 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
JD Vance looks like the middle picture of an Animorphs cover where a boy is transforming into the human who evolved to survive a car crash
I am a one-issue voter and that issue is that everyone deserves a chance to choke out JD Vance.
January 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I am a one-issue voter and that issue is that everyone deserves a chance to choke out JD Vance.
Even if you're thick enough to believe a woman driving 2 miles per hour was trying to run over an ICE agent with a gun, your pea-brained revenge fantasy STILL DOESN'T JUSTIFY THAT WOMAN BEING EXECUTED IN THE STREET.
January 8, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Even if you're thick enough to believe a woman driving 2 miles per hour was trying to run over an ICE agent with a gun, your pea-brained revenge fantasy STILL DOESN'T JUSTIFY THAT WOMAN BEING EXECUTED IN THE STREET.
The final act of mealy-mouthed both-sides "my colleagues across the aisle" status quo Democratic centrism was failing to loudly and aggressively prosecute Trump & everyone else involved in Jan 6th.
American democracy didn't die when he was re-elected, it died when he was allowed to run again at all
American democracy didn't die when he was re-elected, it died when he was allowed to run again at all
January 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
The final act of mealy-mouthed both-sides "my colleagues across the aisle" status quo Democratic centrism was failing to loudly and aggressively prosecute Trump & everyone else involved in Jan 6th.
American democracy didn't die when he was re-elected, it died when he was allowed to run again at all
American democracy didn't die when he was re-elected, it died when he was allowed to run again at all
It's so fucking stupid that we've had 3 Spider-Man reboots and 5 phases of the MCU and WE STILL CAN'T REBOOT THE X-MEN EVEN ONE TIME
January 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
It's so fucking stupid that we've had 3 Spider-Man reboots and 5 phases of the MCU and WE STILL CAN'T REBOOT THE X-MEN EVEN ONE TIME
Make all the FIFA Peace Prize jokes you want, there's no denying that Trump is a world-class striker.
January 4, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Make all the FIFA Peace Prize jokes you want, there's no denying that Trump is a world-class striker.
President Trump, Crime Lover, Announces Latest Crime
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
President Trump, Crime Lover, Announces Latest Crime