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@hexile.bsky.social
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Circa 1992 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Freelance Artist Arcade Technician Polypterid Fan They/Them Check out me and my wife's shop! https://www.etsy.com/shop/Filthywizard
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I’m putting on my best dad voice rn to say this.

I’m proud of you, son.

💕✨
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My wife also designed both of these Staryu stickers and the new Gengar evolution pack. I love their art so much and they always draw #Pokemon with so much love in their heart.
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I also added the #Godzilla and Kamata-Kun (of Shin Godzilla) that my wife drew for me and the Mothra I drew for them to the Etsy as 3" vinyl stickers. I have them on my own water cup and love them very much.
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back at it again with the boys
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I just watched a man throw a dodgeball at his wife’s head for three straight minutes while she went from laughing to begging him to stop— when he got bored he left and she got HIM a gift from our redemption area of the arcade.

The bar is TRULY in Hell, huh?
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I come here, I spit something out, I leave.
An anthropomorphic illustration of a Prismatic Onyx: Daunting Darigan Varwolf Neopet. I cannot imagine this sentence has ever been typed before.
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It would be a godsend tbh. The state of image searches is an absolute mess.
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Mothra only has one fin but she has a lot of personality.
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My wife announced "An artist I follow drew a bunch of polypterids!" and I've never seen something so specific to my obsessions before.....

Please tell me there is a print or something I can buy of this. 🥲

In exchange, my Senegalus bichirs... Ghidorah (platinum) and Mothra (albino).
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I too took a picture before my godzilla date with @filthywizard.bsky.social but I didn't care to post it anywhere so bsky can have it. 🖤
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my hot wife on our hot date to Shin Godzilla eeeeee 😍
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My wife is taking us to a late night re screening of Shin Godzilla and this was my best attempt at trying to look nice for them.
A picture of my face. A selfie. Some may see it as a jumpscare though. lol
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but this tank has REALLY weird dimensions and no substrate so I'm a little worried about my bichirs and the fact they're in tighter quarters (esp with the god damn plecostomus my MIL is in love with).....
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Just had a FULL BLOWN PANIC ATTACK in my office because after getting home from my wonderful date night with @filthywizard.bsky.social, my MIL flipped her lid about a leak in my aquarium tank and I had to move all my fish over to a temp tank that I thankfully got from a friend for free days ago--
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The Head of John the Baptist
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There is a lot of tilapia to go around, you can also do a death roll for dinner. <3
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My wife brought home some Tilapia and I was excited for fish and then they later showed me a video of our prehistoric fish doing a tiny death roll with a piece of tilapia and I was like:
a close up of a man making a funny face while wearing a colorful shirt .
ALT: a close up of a man making a funny face while wearing a colorful shirt .
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The way I almost threw up laughing at this in my car is not to be understated.
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😭 Thankfully it is/does neither, though ass glasses is something…..
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They did, in fact, say it is faceted somehow.

Squats too strong I guess.
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They drew this.
As if it means anything.

Can anyone…. Glean anything from this????
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My ass is polygonal.
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They said it has planes.
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My wife has compared my ass to the Epcot Ball.

Epcot.
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Goji is home!
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Happy Pride Month. Here is a dumb sketch comic illustrating a daily occurrence between me and my wife (both they/them). lol. 🌈