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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 3d
Tokyo Toni is my favorite crazy person. Coming in close second is Jaguar Wright. How does she know everyone's business ?
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 6d
Benzino. Go sit down
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 11d
When we learned about Michael Myers in the 80's and 90's. The character would have only been about 35 years old. That was a 35 year old man under the mask
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 13d
Why Diane Why!!! R.I.P legend
#Dianekeaton
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 13d
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HO WHAT!?!?e.33 What Happens in Mexico...
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 13d
HO WHAT!?!? AVAILABLE ON SPOTIFY
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 13d
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 13d
Netta banks on yall bullying her
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 13d
HO!!! You were never gonna be up for a Nobel peace prize. That lady who won, never called you about accepting it on your behalf. Learn how to read acetaminophen before you start thinking about a Nobel. Find peace in your sons nostrils before worrying about a Nobel
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 15d
Girl....that wedding is not happening
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 16d
People need to stop pretending like he isn't a coke head. The snow is falling. Winter is coming? Winter has been here. So...do we still want to talk about the war on drugs
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 16d
I just think the public should be reminded of how stellar of an actress Michelle Williams is.....like incredible
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 16d
Hilaria....girl, give up the ghost. Your name is Hillary from Boston
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 16d
Which horror movie villain do you think you can take?

I think I could dog walk Fred Crouger. A.) I'm a lucid dreamer
B.) Fred has a sassy mouth. If he wanna read we can read
C. Also he's a skinny burn victim with makeshift claws.
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 17d
Meghan Markle is a success story of placage
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 17d
Why are all super heros hot? At the very least, you have to be kinda cute with a decent super power to even be mentioned. Sorry ugly flop...you can know how many pins are in a jar.....we're over here with Phoenix, Storm, Rogue, cyclops, mystique, and wolverine.
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 17d
There are weird middle aged to old men doing weird shit in their homes alone, on camera, and posting it. They need love too
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 17d
Men's idea of humor is someone who laughs at their jokes.
Women's idea of humor is someone who makes them laugh

Gay men are all men and not every man is hilarious. So....fart jokes or being a bitch doesn't quite cut it. So, when gay men say they like a man with a sense of humor.....????
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 17d
This comment is just personal observation of the culture. Some SOME, NOT ALL would put money on the books of their prison kids but wont invest in their other kid's education or down payment of their first property.
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 17d
I remember Chyna growing up. My brother loved wwf and wwe. She was a star. The way she was beat down, humiliated, undermined and demeaned. Most interviews say that she was a really sweet person. It's wild how alone she felt
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 17d
Sir.....get out of that spiderman costume....you are 46. You look good for your age and from the costume choice, you're going to a gay Halloween party/ fisting party.
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 19d
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 19d
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 19d
Everybody is just trying to connect with somebody. When I watch something that I think is dumb or cringe, I tell myself that. Everybody is just trying to connect with somebody. I side eye my own shit sometimes
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Donté @heydonte.bsky.social · 22d
I twisted my hips back to hide my gut #gympic