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Judy Maria
@heyjudyshutup.bsky.social
Judy, 26, a writer? maybe.
Pronouns: she/her
interests : sci-fi, some fantasy, mostly scribbling nonsense for the sake of fun

**minors DNI**
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This was before we even had phones to put in pouches.
A real touchstone for me is a gay friend from high school - K - who parked behind a convenience store a few weeks after h.s. graduation in 1986 and decided that the world wasn't built for him.

And as much as "It gets better," it didn't for K. Or millions of others. And I will carry that.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
what the fuck is this??

i feel for her mom, but taking away phones isn't gonna take transphobia away from kids or adults looking for an "acceptable target" to murder.

phones didn't fucking do this. transphobia did.
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
anyone else rocking a maxed out credit card??? 🤘😎🤘🔥🔥🔥
November 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i love my kinky friends
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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don’t ever delay transition, don’t do it for a partner, don’t do it because “it’s not the right time”, don’t fucking delay; start your transition, your future self will thank you,

yes , it’s scary, yes it’s hard, yes you may lose things but at the other end of it you will be happy, trust
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i'm not really a dog girl but the idea of having a collar and having someone pull and yank at it is kinda exciting
November 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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eyyy i passed my background check i just gotta wait for a recruiter to actually contact me
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
my boobs hurt AND I'M GAY 😭
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 AM
do i need to hold someone at gunpoint to get a fucking job interview jesus christ
October 31, 2025 at 4:50 AM
when you find out your crush also has a piss kink
October 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
is anyone hiring? i give good scritches. i can play Lego with you. walk your cat or dog, walk you (if you are a cat or dog), just hang out, clean up your house, or whatever
October 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Steam-Powered Battle-Barrels launches THIS WEEK! I've updated the website with a bunch of new pages. You can read ch1 of the book, find out more about me and other projects I've got in the works, and more! Please share and spread the word to help a new trans author! 🥰🏳️‍⚧️

steampoweredbattlebarrels.com
October 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
*doing a hypnotic motion with my hand* you will buy the book by the trans author
Steam-Powered Battle-Barrels launches THIS WEEK! I've updated the website with a bunch of new pages. You can read ch1 of the book, find out more about me and other projects I've got in the works, and more! Please share and spread the word to help a new trans author! 🥰🏳️‍⚧️

steampoweredbattlebarrels.com
October 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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goooood fuckin loooooord holy hell it's hard to believe i look like this now
October 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
goooood fuckin loooooord holy hell it's hard to believe i look like this now
October 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
for those of you with bushes, what do y'all do with them? do you shave a perimeter around them? trim them with scissors? idk what to do with mine
October 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
i have a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her. she's The Entire Population of Canada
October 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Every social media app is run by either a Nazi or a low key fascist and then every proper outlet was bought and sold off for nothing
October 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i always like the sensation of touching and gripping metal that's been sitting in the hot sun.

seatbelt buckles, stairway railings, whatever, i mean i'd put my hand on it until it cooled and ig the heat transferred to my hand
October 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
i know this is a hot take but Cherry Pepsi is actually so freaking good
October 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
my cat has a tendency to open these cubbies i keep my clothes in and always pulls the skirts out. is she trying to tell me something
October 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
look at my blue eyes
October 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
where are the trans girls who are piss freaks like me
October 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
you want to feel freedom and shamelessness and a thrill and maybe a bit dirty but kinda cute anyway?

just like, piss yourself. like do it willingly. you're an adult. you're allowed to just do that. you're welcome
October 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM