Michael King 🩷
@heymichaelking.bsky.social
𝕀 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕤 𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕖𝕟. ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕙𝕖/𝕙𝕚𝕞/𝕙𝕚𝕤.
I do look forward to Justin Trudeau one day laughing about this particular fling.
December 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I do look forward to Justin Trudeau one day laughing about this particular fling.
I was told no briefs
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I was told no briefs
My roommate’s mirror is dirty huh
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
My roommate’s mirror is dirty huh
Heated Rivalry is so good, speaking as a famously zealous hockey fan.
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Heated Rivalry is so good, speaking as a famously zealous hockey fan.
hello I am a man please clap
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
hello I am a man please clap
Taylor holding Mariah off of the top streaming spot for a couple days extra really does itch me in that hard to reach spot
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Taylor holding Mariah off of the top streaming spot for a couple days extra really does itch me in that hard to reach spot
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it’s amazing to see the traditional music formats like radio taking stands against AI music. DSPS should follow suit. fuck AI
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
it’s amazing to see the traditional music formats like radio taking stands against AI music. DSPS should follow suit. fuck AI
QTP Super Smash Bros Main
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
QTP Super Smash Bros Main
Winter is lame lol
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Winter is lame lol
People will shit all over horoscopes but share every single We The Urban post like it was written for them
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
People will shit all over horoscopes but share every single We The Urban post like it was written for them
I remember getting to college and realizing the hipster culture was omnipresent there. My neighbor hated any band you'd ever heard of. What was COOL was to revel in the obscure.
It was the most utterly transparent attempt to seem relevant via contrarianism.
And that's Pitchfork.
It was the most utterly transparent attempt to seem relevant via contrarianism.
And that's Pitchfork.
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I remember getting to college and realizing the hipster culture was omnipresent there. My neighbor hated any band you'd ever heard of. What was COOL was to revel in the obscure.
It was the most utterly transparent attempt to seem relevant via contrarianism.
And that's Pitchfork.
It was the most utterly transparent attempt to seem relevant via contrarianism.
And that's Pitchfork.
The universe is sending me mixed messages. I am sniffly and sneezy, and also I just opened the fridge and the door bounced off of my morning w*** (from the side) and swung shut.
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The universe is sending me mixed messages. I am sniffly and sneezy, and also I just opened the fridge and the door bounced off of my morning w*** (from the side) and swung shut.
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if i was a pepper i don't think i would be satisfied as a bell pepper but i also don't think i would enjoy being as spicy as a jalapeño or a chili
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
if i was a pepper i don't think i would be satisfied as a bell pepper but i also don't think i would enjoy being as spicy as a jalapeño or a chili
Anyway he’s clingin’
December 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Anyway he’s clingin’
My neighbor just told me he knows when I've left the apartment, because my cat meows for about ten minutes looking around for me.
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My neighbor just told me he knows when I've left the apartment, because my cat meows for about ten minutes looking around for me.
lol people blocking Taylor from their top artists on Wrapped like that’s somehow more shameful than continuing to support Spotify
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
lol people blocking Taylor from their top artists on Wrapped like that’s somehow more shameful than continuing to support Spotify
Spotify bet big on ICE propaganda money and compliance, assuming folks wouldn't shift their habits.
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Spotify bet big on ICE propaganda money and compliance, assuming folks wouldn't shift their habits.
I will see, peeping everybody's Replays and Wrappeds, that I listen to more music than the average bear. There are people sharing 'most listened artists' they listened to for like 360 minutes.
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I will see, peeping everybody's Replays and Wrappeds, that I listen to more music than the average bear. There are people sharing 'most listened artists' they listened to for like 360 minutes.
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"Elizabeth Taylor, do you think it's forever" is such a gag to me because what do you mean they think she's asking the woman who had 10 engagements and 8 short marriages if her relationship will last forever like...
The only relationship that was forever in her life was the one she had with fame.
The only relationship that was forever in her life was the one she had with fame.
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
"Elizabeth Taylor, do you think it's forever" is such a gag to me because what do you mean they think she's asking the woman who had 10 engagements and 8 short marriages if her relationship will last forever like...
The only relationship that was forever in her life was the one she had with fame.
The only relationship that was forever in her life was the one she had with fame.
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Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
ogres wear layers?
December 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
ogres wear layers?
Really branched out this year and I'm thankful for that
December 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Really branched out this year and I'm thankful for that
When did ordering pizza get so EXPENSIVE
December 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
When did ordering pizza get so EXPENSIVE
People really read Gottmik for using all those Nikki Glaser jokes in her roast set, and she should’ve diversified her inspos,
but Jinkx Monsoon stole the “I’ve become my mother” joke from Sarah Silverman.
but Jinkx Monsoon stole the “I’ve become my mother” joke from Sarah Silverman.
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
People really read Gottmik for using all those Nikki Glaser jokes in her roast set, and she should’ve diversified her inspos,
but Jinkx Monsoon stole the “I’ve become my mother” joke from Sarah Silverman.
but Jinkx Monsoon stole the “I’ve become my mother” joke from Sarah Silverman.
Work is sending me to Ireland in February. This is my first repeat country!
December 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Work is sending me to Ireland in February. This is my first repeat country!