Michael King 🩷
@heymichaelking.bsky.social
I like my girls Golden. Pronouns are he/him.
Bad year for shows about Creeks
February 12, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Bad year for shows about Creeks
Just listened to Fortnight and, my God, nobody gets Tortured Poets the way I get Tortured Poets.
February 12, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Just listened to Fortnight and, my God, nobody gets Tortured Poets the way I get Tortured Poets.
It's dumb that Nini Coco was punished for her talent show being a viral success ahead of time.
Myki Meeks did her number ahead of time. It's just that nobody cared about it.
Myki Meeks did her number ahead of time. It's just that nobody cared about it.
February 12, 2026 at 3:39 AM
It's dumb that Nini Coco was punished for her talent show being a viral success ahead of time.
Myki Meeks did her number ahead of time. It's just that nobody cared about it.
Myki Meeks did her number ahead of time. It's just that nobody cared about it.
I’m not saying this in a “baiting for attention” way, but I just did planks in the mirror at the gym and my butt has just gotten very big lol
February 12, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I’m not saying this in a “baiting for attention” way, but I just did planks in the mirror at the gym and my butt has just gotten very big lol
It’s so funny that Trump pissed off Elon so Elon literally rage tweeted that Trump’s in the files and then, despite redaction after redaction, Trump’s in the files, and Pam Bondi is gritting through her jowls “BUT THE GDP”
Good stuff. Great work, America. Picked some real fuckin losers.
Good stuff. Great work, America. Picked some real fuckin losers.
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 AM
It’s so funny that Trump pissed off Elon so Elon literally rage tweeted that Trump’s in the files and then, despite redaction after redaction, Trump’s in the files, and Pam Bondi is gritting through her jowls “BUT THE GDP”
Good stuff. Great work, America. Picked some real fuckin losers.
Good stuff. Great work, America. Picked some real fuckin losers.
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We have a federal administration led by idiots and criminals.
February 11, 2026 at 1:49 AM
We have a federal administration led by idiots and criminals.
Megyn Kelly is madder about a Spain’s halftime show than she is about the pedophile ring at Epstein Island going unchecked.
Vibeless, talentless, flavorless woman. Without substance or merit. May she be seen and known.
Vibeless, talentless, flavorless woman. Without substance or merit. May she be seen and known.
February 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Megyn Kelly is madder about a Spain’s halftime show than she is about the pedophile ring at Epstein Island going unchecked.
Vibeless, talentless, flavorless woman. Without substance or merit. May she be seen and known.
Vibeless, talentless, flavorless woman. Without substance or merit. May she be seen and known.
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Look at em go!
Attorney General Pam Bondi has the power to hold the men in the Epstein files accountable.
But she’s doing the opposite. She’s protecting them.
But she’s doing the opposite. She’s protecting them.
February 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Look at em go!
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February 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM
God is a jester.
February 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
God is a jester.
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NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from J6 yelling 'kill them!' at cops. His name is Jared Wise.
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
February 11, 2026 at 6:28 PM
NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from J6 yelling 'kill them!' at cops. His name is Jared Wise.
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
Pam Bondi has been a loyal little foot soldier for Donald Trump, but she will learn the hard way what he does with his loyal little foot soldiers when his hide's on the line.
February 11, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Pam Bondi has been a loyal little foot soldier for Donald Trump, but she will learn the hard way what he does with his loyal little foot soldiers when his hide's on the line.
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Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
Once, while living in New York City, I had my dentist ask me whether I wanted a cleaning from the hygienist 'who is thorough' or a hygienist 'who is gentle.'
I said thorough and it was a bloodbath.
I said thorough and it was a bloodbath.
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Once, while living in New York City, I had my dentist ask me whether I wanted a cleaning from the hygienist 'who is thorough' or a hygienist 'who is gentle.'
I said thorough and it was a bloodbath.
I said thorough and it was a bloodbath.
Which characters from The Office are Trump voters?
Definitely him:.
Definitely him:.
February 11, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Which characters from The Office are Trump voters?
Definitely him:.
Definitely him:.
Megyn Kelly is a poopstain with a megaphone.
February 11, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Megyn Kelly is a poopstain with a megaphone.
I hope Karoline Leavitt never knows peace. I hope she gets booed at restaurants for the rest of her life.
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I hope Karoline Leavitt never knows peace. I hope she gets booed at restaurants for the rest of her life.
I haven't heard that 'Choosin' Texas' song but I will not be listening to a song called that.
February 11, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I haven't heard that 'Choosin' Texas' song but I will not be listening to a song called that.
It took a while but I’m seeing that thing on BlueSky that used to happen all the time on Twitter, where someone says something witty and viral, and then a bunch of random accounts just make the same joke
February 11, 2026 at 1:02 PM
It took a while but I’m seeing that thing on BlueSky that used to happen all the time on Twitter, where someone says something witty and viral, and then a bunch of random accounts just make the same joke
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if you like/“get” The Comeback, I immediately get you and respect you
February 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
if you like/“get” The Comeback, I immediately get you and respect you
I’m sitting in a Starbucks with a local coffee and I feel like I am healing democracy
February 11, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I’m sitting in a Starbucks with a local coffee and I feel like I am healing democracy
Will absolutely block. Life’s too short to pretend.
Taylor Swift slander on my timeline in defense of charli xcx is sooo not my vibe with peace and love lmao
February 11, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Will absolutely block. Life’s too short to pretend.
Honey by Taylor Swift was blocked from going #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 by the other 11 songs on the album.
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Honey by Taylor Swift was blocked from going #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 by the other 11 songs on the album.
I love Taylor Swift and hopes she blocks everyone.
Except for Bad Bunny. I bought the single and I'm streaming it relentlessly. Lol. He's #1 this week and forever.
Except for Bad Bunny. I bought the single and I'm streaming it relentlessly. Lol. He's #1 this week and forever.
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I love Taylor Swift and hopes she blocks everyone.
Except for Bad Bunny. I bought the single and I'm streaming it relentlessly. Lol. He's #1 this week and forever.
Except for Bad Bunny. I bought the single and I'm streaming it relentlessly. Lol. He's #1 this week and forever.