Michael King 🩷
@heymichaelking.bsky.social
I like my girls Golden. Pronouns are he/him.
Wow that Lee Brice song is so dumb. He seems shitty at writing.
February 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Wow that Lee Brice song is so dumb. He seems shitty at writing.
I think we've officially reached the painful eliminations portion of the season.
February 14, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I think we've officially reached the painful eliminations portion of the season.
Discord and Nini had the funniest, sharpest writing. Jane was the best performer, followed closely by Athena. I’m guessing Athena and Myki will win, for the plot.
February 14, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Discord and Nini had the funniest, sharpest writing. Jane was the best performer, followed closely by Athena. I’m guessing Athena and Myki will win, for the plot.
I feel like they’re setting up a Myki win here but Jane was my first teehee
February 14, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I feel like they’re setting up a Myki win here but Jane was my first teehee
Mia has a big heart. I know when someone is acting hard but also about to cry. 😭 I get it.
February 14, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Mia has a big heart. I know when someone is acting hard but also about to cry. 😭 I get it.
People think all penises are the same, but trust me, there’s a vas deferens.
February 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
People think all penises are the same, but trust me, there’s a vas deferens.
On rewatch, the Myki Meeks drama is excellent from last week's episode. But that Toxic lip sync was kind of a double chop.
February 14, 2026 at 12:55 AM
On rewatch, the Myki Meeks drama is excellent from last week's episode. But that Toxic lip sync was kind of a double chop.
All I can say is, if you say Taylor's trying block somebody, I better see that somebody at #2 later.
February 13, 2026 at 11:36 PM
All I can say is, if you say Taylor's trying block somebody, I better see that somebody at #2 later.
A group of straight guys entering the sauna and conversing is Hell.
February 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
A group of straight guys entering the sauna and conversing is Hell.
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This is the way. When they come at us, we come back at them twofold. Raise that Pride flag every time they take it down. If they prevent that, surround the park with Pride flags. Ruin their petty little lives until they shit rainbows. Never stop. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/n...
N.Y.C. Officials Reinstate Pride Flag at Stonewall After Federal Removal
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:56 AM
This is the way. When they come at us, we come back at them twofold. Raise that Pride flag every time they take it down. If they prevent that, surround the park with Pride flags. Ruin their petty little lives until they shit rainbows. Never stop. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/n...
Yvie Oddly was the first winner of a regular season after I moved to New York, and I think that makes me love her especially fervently.
February 13, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Yvie Oddly was the first winner of a regular season after I moved to New York, and I think that makes me love her especially fervently.
Nicknamed my friend’s two suitors “Fisticuffs” and “Mail Privilege.” Such whimsy.
February 13, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Nicknamed my friend’s two suitors “Fisticuffs” and “Mail Privilege.” Such whimsy.
My parents are putting down our family dog, Chase. He really was the best boy.
February 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
My parents are putting down our family dog, Chase. He really was the best boy.
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Minnesotans are decent, caring neighbors — and some of the toughest damn people you’ll ever find.
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Minnesotans are decent, caring neighbors — and some of the toughest damn people you’ll ever find.
Bad year for shows about Creeks
February 12, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Bad year for shows about Creeks
Just listened to Fortnight and, my God, nobody gets Tortured Poets the way I get Tortured Poets.
February 12, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Just listened to Fortnight and, my God, nobody gets Tortured Poets the way I get Tortured Poets.
It's dumb that Nini Coco was punished for her talent show being a viral success ahead of time.
Myki Meeks did her number ahead of time. It's just that nobody cared about it.
Myki Meeks did her number ahead of time. It's just that nobody cared about it.
February 12, 2026 at 3:39 AM
It's dumb that Nini Coco was punished for her talent show being a viral success ahead of time.
Myki Meeks did her number ahead of time. It's just that nobody cared about it.
Myki Meeks did her number ahead of time. It's just that nobody cared about it.
I’m not saying this in a “baiting for attention” way, but I just did planks in the mirror at the gym and my butt has just gotten very big lol
February 12, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I’m not saying this in a “baiting for attention” way, but I just did planks in the mirror at the gym and my butt has just gotten very big lol
It’s so funny that Trump pissed off Elon so Elon literally rage tweeted that Trump’s in the files and then, despite redaction after redaction, Trump’s in the files, and Pam Bondi is gritting through her jowls “BUT THE GDP”
Good stuff. Great work, America. Picked some real fuckin losers.
Good stuff. Great work, America. Picked some real fuckin losers.
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 AM
It’s so funny that Trump pissed off Elon so Elon literally rage tweeted that Trump’s in the files and then, despite redaction after redaction, Trump’s in the files, and Pam Bondi is gritting through her jowls “BUT THE GDP”
Good stuff. Great work, America. Picked some real fuckin losers.
Good stuff. Great work, America. Picked some real fuckin losers.
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We have a federal administration led by idiots and criminals.
February 11, 2026 at 1:49 AM
We have a federal administration led by idiots and criminals.
Megyn Kelly is madder about a Spain’s halftime show than she is about the pedophile ring at Epstein Island going unchecked.
Vibeless, talentless, flavorless woman. Without substance or merit. May she be seen and known.
Vibeless, talentless, flavorless woman. Without substance or merit. May she be seen and known.
February 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Megyn Kelly is madder about a Spain’s halftime show than she is about the pedophile ring at Epstein Island going unchecked.
Vibeless, talentless, flavorless woman. Without substance or merit. May she be seen and known.
Vibeless, talentless, flavorless woman. Without substance or merit. May she be seen and known.
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Look at em go!
Attorney General Pam Bondi has the power to hold the men in the Epstein files accountable.
But she’s doing the opposite. She’s protecting them.
But she’s doing the opposite. She’s protecting them.
February 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Look at em go!
