Heywood J
@heywoodj.bsky.social
If you're MAGA, gfy with a cactus. If you're ICE do the same with the same cactus because you're probably a MAGA loser anyway.
I forgot to cancel Prime so I am making use of the free shipping, one item at a time.
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I forgot to cancel Prime so I am making use of the free shipping, one item at a time.
Mike Johnson is Donald's cuck bitch. He probably gargles Donald's balls at least once a day, maybe twice. It's hard to believe a weasel like him is third in line to the presidency, could you imagine if he actually became president? He would be lost without Donald's balls in his mouth.
December 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Mike Johnson is Donald's cuck bitch. He probably gargles Donald's balls at least once a day, maybe twice. It's hard to believe a weasel like him is third in line to the presidency, could you imagine if he actually became president? He would be lost without Donald's balls in his mouth.
The United States has a Nazi president and staff, a speaker who is a weasel and cuck to the president, ICE abducting and disappearing people. I suppose 250 years is the cap and fascism is your future, good luck to those who aren't pieces of shit MAGA.
December 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The United States has a Nazi president and staff, a speaker who is a weasel and cuck to the president, ICE abducting and disappearing people. I suppose 250 years is the cap and fascism is your future, good luck to those who aren't pieces of shit MAGA.
Why can't he just fuckin die already.
December 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Why can't he just fuckin die already.
It's been a bit since I've reminded people that ICE agents are piles of human garbage. I hope they get prosecuted and put in prison with the kind of people they have been abducting. They are going to be real popular and maybe meat a new lover. They will get what only karma can deliver.
December 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It's been a bit since I've reminded people that ICE agents are piles of human garbage. I hope they get prosecuted and put in prison with the kind of people they have been abducting. They are going to be real popular and maybe meat a new lover. They will get what only karma can deliver.
He's still alive today isn't he? Well shit.
December 16, 2025 at 12:12 PM
He's still alive today isn't he? Well shit.
The world will celebrate when he's dead. The entire world will join together in joy when he's dead and his legacy will be one of hate and division. I for one am looking forward to it.
December 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The world will celebrate when he's dead. The entire world will join together in joy when he's dead and his legacy will be one of hate and division. I for one am looking forward to it.
So many are going to dance on his grave.
December 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
So many are going to dance on his grave.
Donald Trump is a steaming pile of shit and ICE agents are subhuman garbage. I hope the rest of you have a fabulous day.
December 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Donald Trump is a steaming pile of shit and ICE agents are subhuman garbage. I hope the rest of you have a fabulous day.
Is the fat tub of shit dead yet?
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Is the fat tub of shit dead yet?
Always remember,if you work for ICE you are human garbage.
December 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Always remember,if you work for ICE you are human garbage.
When he dies his grave will have to be a secret or they will have to pay someone to clean the urine and feces off it every day.
December 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
When he dies his grave will have to be a secret or they will have to pay someone to clean the urine and feces off it every day.
I hope the AI bubble not only bursts but explodes. Rich assholes are trying to get richer using up water resources, electricity and driving up prices for the average person. PC component prices are going crazy because of AI using those components. Fuck AI, it is not helping us it's hurting us.
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I hope the AI bubble not only bursts but explodes. Rich assholes are trying to get richer using up water resources, electricity and driving up prices for the average person. PC component prices are going crazy because of AI using those components. Fuck AI, it is not helping us it's hurting us.
Is the fat stupid piece of shit still alive today? Dare to dream.
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Is the fat stupid piece of shit still alive today? Dare to dream.
Reminder to anyone affiliated with ICE, you're human garbage.
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Reminder to anyone affiliated with ICE, you're human garbage.
Imagine you're going fishing off the coast of Venezuela and some piece of human garbage gets to order your death because the current president saw him on Fox and gave him a job. The US is a joke and is completely fucked.
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Imagine you're going fishing off the coast of Venezuela and some piece of human garbage gets to order your death because the current president saw him on Fox and gave him a job. The US is a joke and is completely fucked.
The day he dies will be celebrated across the world, the parties will go for days.
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The day he dies will be celebrated across the world, the parties will go for days.
Israel is a fuckin terrorist state and full of evil assholes. One day they will get what they deserve but not while they hide behind the US. Fuckin terrorist cowards.
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Israel is a fuckin terrorist state and full of evil assholes. One day they will get what they deserve but not while they hide behind the US. Fuckin terrorist cowards.
Donald J Trump is a pedophile and the Republican party is protecting him.
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Donald J Trump is a pedophile and the Republican party is protecting him.
Fuck Donald Trump, he is nothing but a sentient pile of garbage.
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Fuck Donald Trump, he is nothing but a sentient pile of garbage.
If you're ICE you're a piece of shit and you have failed as a person, do the right thing and go back to the pile of shit you crawled out of.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If you're ICE you're a piece of shit and you have failed as a person, do the right thing and go back to the pile of shit you crawled out of.
The Republican legacy is they are all protecting a pedophile. I hope they are proud of that because that is how they are going to be known and Mike Johnson is the head protector.
November 14, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The Republican legacy is they are all protecting a pedophile. I hope they are proud of that because that is how they are going to be known and Mike Johnson is the head protector.
The fucker is still alive isn't he? Fuck.
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
The fucker is still alive isn't he? Fuck.
Nobody probably sees this but I just want to remind people that ICE agents are human garbage. They are low IQ, racist thugs who are terrorizing people because they are small little men with power over others. When their overlord dies they will be held to account, prison is going to be fun for them.
November 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Nobody probably sees this but I just want to remind people that ICE agents are human garbage. They are low IQ, racist thugs who are terrorizing people because they are small little men with power over others. When their overlord dies they will be held to account, prison is going to be fun for them.
It's surprising to me that so many citizens of the US are ok with it turning into a third world dictatorship.
November 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It's surprising to me that so many citizens of the US are ok with it turning into a third world dictatorship.