dude, where's my bark?
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Maple | 25 | known for not shutting up about sports🏒 or food or survivor or underwear | 🇨🇦 Fox from BC, living in Alberta! | Pan/Demi | 🦊 by Desert Fizz | he/they | comms/digital info | sometimes a pup
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Everything just makes sense up here ⭐
Might be one of my favourite photos I've ever taken honestly. What a view.
Might be one of my favourite photos I've ever taken honestly. What a view.
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November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Since we already did our dinner thing last month up here, I'm literally going to sit at all of your tables to beg for scraps in the form of turkey and stuffing sandwiches
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Since we already did our dinner thing last month up here, I'm literally going to sit at all of your tables to beg for scraps in the form of turkey and stuffing sandwiches
sapporo ichiban + peanut butter + chili garlic sauce = my food to sober me up
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
sapporo ichiban + peanut butter + chili garlic sauce = my food to sober me up
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Renewed my lease for another year because when you have the chance to stay in flat ass Central Alberta for another year, you just have to take it ✨
(I'll likely be gone by 2027 if another job opportunity in my industry pops up but anyone who knows where I work knows that's tough 😭)
(I'll likely be gone by 2027 if another job opportunity in my industry pops up but anyone who knows where I work knows that's tough 😭)
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Renewed my lease for another year because when you have the chance to stay in flat ass Central Alberta for another year, you just have to take it ✨
(I'll likely be gone by 2027 if another job opportunity in my industry pops up but anyone who knows where I work knows that's tough 😭)
(I'll likely be gone by 2027 if another job opportunity in my industry pops up but anyone who knows where I work knows that's tough 😭)
Fuck, I miss being drunk as hell in the party street in Hong Kong, only to be saved by the 24/7 gyudon place. That was such a great night 😭✨
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Fuck, I miss being drunk as hell in the party street in Hong Kong, only to be saved by the 24/7 gyudon place. That was such a great night 😭✨
She could fix me
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
She could fix me
Three more weeks til I go back to BC for the holidays and I just KNOW my mom's cooking hates to see me coming 😮💨
There'll be bacon and onion quiches waiting for me as soon as I get to the house I cannot WAIT
There'll be bacon and onion quiches waiting for me as soon as I get to the house I cannot WAIT
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Three more weeks til I go back to BC for the holidays and I just KNOW my mom's cooking hates to see me coming 😮💨
There'll be bacon and onion quiches waiting for me as soon as I get to the house I cannot WAIT
There'll be bacon and onion quiches waiting for me as soon as I get to the house I cannot WAIT
Come watch the sunset with me next time 🦊
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Come watch the sunset with me next time 🦊
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My jerseys! Probably my Adidas Authentic Vegas Golden Knight RR 2.0 jersey as the most valuable. It glows 💜
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November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My jerseys! Probably my Adidas Authentic Vegas Golden Knight RR 2.0 jersey as the most valuable. It glows 💜
ngl.link/heyymaple38510
ngl.link/heyymaple38510
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My first PWHL jersey!
SUPPORT WOMEN'S HOCKEY 🗣️
ALLEZ VICTOIRE 🗣️♥️🦊
SUPPORT WOMEN'S HOCKEY 🗣️
ALLEZ VICTOIRE 🗣️♥️🦊
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My first PWHL jersey!
SUPPORT WOMEN'S HOCKEY 🗣️
ALLEZ VICTOIRE 🗣️♥️🦊
SUPPORT WOMEN'S HOCKEY 🗣️
ALLEZ VICTOIRE 🗣️♥️🦊
Living outside of a city sucks when you need a taxi to get your car back from your mechanic... fuck you mean it's a $70 trip 😭
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Living outside of a city sucks when you need a taxi to get your car back from your mechanic... fuck you mean it's a $70 trip 😭
My first PWHL jersey!
SUPPORT WOMEN'S HOCKEY 🗣️
ALLEZ VICTOIRE 🗣️♥️🦊
SUPPORT WOMEN'S HOCKEY 🗣️
ALLEZ VICTOIRE 🗣️♥️🦊
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My first PWHL jersey!
SUPPORT WOMEN'S HOCKEY 🗣️
ALLEZ VICTOIRE 🗣️♥️🦊
SUPPORT WOMEN'S HOCKEY 🗣️
ALLEZ VICTOIRE 🗣️♥️🦊
this week has been fucking abysmal man holy shit, my wallet can't take any more damage
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
this week has been fucking abysmal man holy shit, my wallet can't take any more damage
throw a bunch of mustelids into a campground, call that stoatal drama island
November 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
throw a bunch of mustelids into a campground, call that stoatal drama island
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dude I don't think the shaming is working, that's the fourth time he's done it this week and he probably will do it to you next...🦊💜💦
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🎨: Toast435 on FA
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
dude I don't think the shaming is working, that's the fourth time he's done it this week and he probably will do it to you next...🦊💜💦
🎨: Toast435 on FA
🎨: Toast435 on FA